Me, watching Aiolia drop down from the sky: He came in like a wrecking ball (*is pwned by Lightning Plasma*)

-Galaxian-

Imagine the number of feelings Aiolia must've gone through within a few minutes
-Premise: Stole Milo's mission so he could try not to kill Seiya (he's "letting go so much water" as the Chinese say lol)
-Seiya is not listening to him. Aiolia makes several empty threats trying to fulfill his duty and not kill Seiya at the same time
-Some girl blocks his Lightning Plasma. Aiolia has to stand there and watch as she confesses her love to Seiya right in front of him
-His brother's Gold Cloth appears on Seiya??
-Girl claiming to be Athena appears in front of him saying the Pope is the evil one
-His brother appears as a JPEG in the sky (/j but I died with laughter over this. again)
-Turns out the Pope sent spies after him to make sure he'd actually do his job

Bullied 20-year-old experiences immense self-doubt (and is right in doing so because he just got proven wrong by some 14-year-olds)

-Galaxian-

Aiolia: (*raises his hand*) Hey yeah, sorry, I have a question.
What the hell am I witnessing????

I came up with a pretty fire team today actually

Order goes: Lune, Albafica, Pandora (the harp version), Hades Shun, and then 2 slots of choice. 
Lune purges control debuffs on critical characters, Pandora heals after debuffs are cast, Hades Shun gives Albafica free extra moves. 
I slotted in Milo and Kardia for the funnies sometimes, mostly 'cause the quests I went after are relatively easy. I still am not 100% how to best use Kardia (or Divine Cloth Milo tbh), but I'm getting better. This team just stacks different types of debuffs (from rose poison to burn to bleed) and it's pretty fun, with Albafica being able to help Lune stack burns. The weakness is that it's not all that great at survival. I think I'd get tanked by enemies with too-high attack because Pandora's healing is too circumstantial. Maybe slotting in Marin instead would work tho, it's just that I'm trying to see if I can use Pandora better.

Also yes the "fire team" part was a pun because of Lune's burn stacking.
Lune is just kinda stuck in the judge outfit until the very last minute because from what I can tell, his control debuff purging skill is absolutely hecking criticial. I just can't tell if it's bad that he has high speed. 
I also can't tell when Kardia has racked up enough points or whatever to switch modes (he has 2 modes, it's pretty cool but idk what the difference is lol). For God Cloth Milo, you can see a ring gauge of sorts around him fill up (it's really cool), and btw that's a cool part of adding in him to the team, Albafica helps him with that, as does Kardia. But idk when Kardia's about to switch modes. Same goes for characters like ND Alone/Hades Alone, idk when he's about to transform and idk if it's me being a noob or not. (it probably is, I think this is too big a flaw to overlook) 

Also before coming up with this team, I was using Ferin and Hades, and ngl I can't tell what's special about them. Like I guess Hades has high survivability by having an enormous heal tied to Greatest Eclipse...and Ferin has higher survivability while he's still a bug...but is that really all? I cannot tell lol. 
Me about to throw Ferin and Hades in front of a truck to see what they're capable of

-Galaxian-

Also, I got Nearl and (separately) NP 2 Yan Qing
Man, I love being Chinese! (for Yan Qing not for Nearl, for Nearl I kinda just like her idk. I think I have a Defender bias lol)

Nearl kinda reminds me of Fairy Knight Gawain lol. But then again "strong blond lady who's a knight" seems to be a popular trope. I saw it from RE:Creator too lol.  
Also ig I should probably figure out how to call her since there are at least 2 other Nearls (plus Whislash if her last name is Nearl as well)
Yeah, I have no ideas other than "Margaret." 
This close to calling her "Margarine" (I don't know her well enough to tell if she would kill me for it)

-Galaxian-

Also on the topic of F/GO (there is no topic, actually), I feel like I cannot tell if the writers actually write Skadi to be likeable or not
I feel like my impression of her has just been deteriorating ever since her main story debut lol what is going on.

-Galaxian-

Btw I call Ashiya Douman "Ashi"  and it's pretty great.
It doesn't actually mean anything. 

Alas, "Douman" keeps reminding me of "Dobermann" lol 

-Galaxian-

The difference between me and Fujimaru Ritsuka--

Ritsuka, on Douman: Nah, don't spray him yet, he hasn't done anything yet.
Me: (*taking out the bleach*) Man I thought you'd never ask, Asclepius (:

-Galaxian-

Arknights WB-9 getting me bad

The boss consistently switches to the upper lane. Like plz I do not have enough damage to beat you up adequately there plz (for context there aren't any tiles you can place melee operators until the enemy puts like 11 army-buffing things up on the barracks and I don't have that many ranged operators who can tank all that at once.)
I was wondering why I kept getting run over in the top when one Sniper was mostly enough for most of the level, and then it kinda was like, "Oh."
yeah.

Why is Changgong so light, I literally weigh more than him
I could lift the bro on my shoulders
Actually I think I might even weigh more than Yan Qing even when I'm lighter wth the dude is buff tho??

The reason by the way: Fate weights and heights are hecking messed up. I'm just bringing it up because it's funny.
Xu Fu is like hecking 90 lb. I think I could bench press her and Changgong at the same time if I really wanted to. (/j I couldn't but I could probably carry Xu Fu around while running)

Btw I lost like 15 pounds as soon as I came back home lol. Now I look a lil less ugly (I was exercising pretty much every day at college and it was not going well even then. probably why I was so unhappy at times)
Too much weight and me do not pair well. Like ig Galaxian personas can pull off a chubbier look 'cause they're cute, but that does not pertain to me.

-Galaxian-

I think even just skimming the summary took decades off my lifespan
Btw I still write the same cringe way, it's just the time makes the wounds worse.

-Galaxian-

Also I've been tormented by dreaming about the Gold Saints 3 nights in a row without being able to remember what actually happened
Then I wake up and am in agony over Gao Changgong or Run, life is so great rn.

-Galaxian-

Ancient Chinese texts are so fun to read because it makes me feel so smart and dumb at the same time

It's like Shakespearean but harder to understand because at least for Shakespearean I know the words. For Ancient Chinese it's like. Huh. 
Also freaking love how the Ancient Chinese describe scenery, I literally could never

-Galaxian-

But going by that logic Raez is un-Russian
Well.
Hm.
(*thinking*)
Y'know he's a funny one because he clearly could drink, like not legally in the States because there's no way he's over 21, but also I'm pretty sure he has before and his tolerance is over the roof but he doesn't really enjoy it at all.

Btw this is Run's fault again @Run why do you always have me thinking about alcohol tolerance (he probably would just shrug with a smile in response) 

-Galaxian-

Run vs. Vulture is dead, Run vs. Rai is the new Vs. Battles forum hotthread of all time (*cringes*)
That crap is stuck on Internet Archive history. Forever.

But thinking about it actually, there's no way Rai could measure up to Run's ship-hauling strength, he'd get keeled just by that. (no I'm not actually being serious, when am I ever serious about Rai)

Just imagining it is endless memeing potential ngl. Rai isn't bad at fighting at all but I can just underestimate him a lil. For the funnies.
I do think that if you're not Akame, fighting Run from a ranged perspective probably means you're toast if you don't have sufficient cover. Then again, those feathers sometimes just shoot into the ground casually, other times they shred through the skull cleanly, and sometimes they punch holes in boulders so idk, maybe the impact varies depending on how hard Run is trying? 
But also, as a fun fact, Rai is not dumb enough to fight someone like Run without sufficient cover. If he knows a ranged fighter like that might be after him, he's sticking to close quarters underground.

I'm actually interested in thinking about this. Do Mastema's feathers surpass bullets in terms of speed? Surely someone must have calculated this by now.

-Galaxian-