Dust: I ate a cat
Somebody with morals: You make me want to cry. That's, in my opinion, kind of cruel. But even so, I will respect your opinion.
Dust: I will eat another
 

Wiley, with a wad of paper in his mouth and a heckin' goofy expression on his face: 
Dion: (*sighs*) what are you doing now.
Wiley, with his eyes crossed: GRALKHRRGLKGKGHK!
Dion: (*snatches paper out of Wiley's mouth and unfolds it*)
Paper: "The words"
Dion: 
Dion: ...you are an idiot.
Wiley: You took the words right out of my mouth (:
Dion: (*stuffs paper back in*)

Garakuta, probably: Hello, 911! How are you?

Sunny: (*leaving a store*)
Employee: Have a good day!
Sunny: don't tell me what to do.

Raez: I do not have a favorite, I love my friends all the same.
Rai: Dion came back a little ticked and somehow started fighting with Wiley
Raez: Wiley, stop it. Leave Dion alone

Wiley: Would you date me if I were the last person in Forengard?
Raez: Of course not
Raez: If you were the last person in Forengard I wouldn't exist.

Wiley: We all have a head, body, neck, and sound hole, so technically we are all ukeleles. 
Rai, Raez, and Dion: (*collective sigh*)

Dion, opening the refrigerator door: (*takes out empty milk carton*)
Dion: Who keeps putting back empty cartons? Just throw them away, it's not that hard
Also Dion: (*proceeds to put empty carton back in and walk away*)

Genesis: "I don't understand people in horror movies who are like 'uggghohojggg, there's a scary guy after me!!!!'. Just turn around and kiss him bro, what seems to be the problem."




Alois: "Maybe I wouldn't have to be so mean if y'all weren't so stupid. Change starts with you."




Genesis, about dating Alois: "What if we're both red flags. What then."





Silence: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... that's just messed up. C'mon, you know I'm stupid as hell. Like, dude, seriously-"




Seis: *is a scrawny, greasy little guy. But also kind of a girl*

Seis: "You're not alone..."

Seis: "...There's bugs."



Silence, crying: "C'mon child safety lid, you know it's me-"



Solaris: "If she's your girl, why is she answering my riddles three?"



Alois: "I was always into you"

Genesis: "? Worse confession ever."

Alois: "Wait you're not dead???'

Alois: "I lied."

Alois: "You mean nothing to me."

Dion: I had a terrible dream last night. You were in it.
Wiley: Oh goodness. ...and?
Dion: what do you mean "and"

Seis: "I was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all"




Alma, writing in a diary with pink glitter gel pen: "I am losing my sense of humanity."





Aloes: *chasing you* hehehehehehe *hunting you down* yayayayayayay ^_^




Malaika: "STOP. STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED."

Silencio: "I'm free real estate"

Malaika: "YOU ARE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE"

Apollo, during a prayer: "God, I am NOT your strongest soldier. Keep testing me and I'll see you soon-"



Silencio: "Man, how hot do you think Freud's mom was?"




Seis: "During my class presentation today, I stammered and a girl said 'Not you glitching' and I had to remember where I was because I almost Told Her Something"

Marsh: So how old are you?

Somnus: 13

Marsh: ...and how long have you been 13?

Somnus: *staring into their soul* a while.

Silencio: (throwing rocks at Malaika's window)

Malaika: (messaging) "Why are you throwing rocks at my window??? You have a phone"

Silencio: (throws their phone at Malaika's window)

Silencio, about Seis and Francis: "Short kings do NOT step outside rn, I just saw a hawk flying around"




Lumi: "Stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence, I am not even having a good time"





Silencio: "Can you just frickin' man up and play toys outside with me ):<"




Seis: "I roll with a pack of goobers so silly it would knock the socks off your fricking feet, wise guy"





Kradly: "Mother thinks I'm unfit to reign lol"




Young Cosette: "For this game of dodgeball, I will be targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate"

Young Alma: "Okay, so normal rules then-" (gets pummeled by ball)




Seis: (picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm) "Girls' night (:"




Francis: "What a day!!!!! Nothing happened and I was tired"




Malaika: "I hate making tea because I always feel bad for throwing out the teabag. I'm always like I should eat this"

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Silencio: "Getting a brain scan today lads"

Kradly: "to check if you have one?"

Silencio: "thank you so much for your concern and support"





Aloes to Alma: "Yo mama so gay you don't even know which one I'm talking about"





Silencio: "I don't trust anyone named Chris. Because if Chris crossed apple sauce, what do you think he'll do to you"






Seis: "Diagnosed with awwwtism because I'm such a cutie :3"






Silencio: "they call me they/them the way I never Ms."

Silencio: "Growing up is accepting you like pop just like every other pathetic stupid worm on planet earth 😔"





Seis: "Thank you so much for the kind words! I don't believe them."





Silencio: "My little sister today said 'I have an appetite for destruction' and proceeded to reach down and untie my shoe."





Aloes: "I get the point of the phrase 'Hurt people hurt people' but I just hear a command twice."





Francis: "I wish cancel culture was real. I want my father to suffer the consequences of his actions."




Aloes: "Nice argument. Unfortunately, yo mama"

Wiley: Girls kiss other girls, and no one bats an eye
Wiley: But when I kiss my homies good night, society calls me  g a y