GGaD » GGaD Incorrect Quotes

AshTheAvaricious · October 24, 2022 17:39:35

Dust: I ate a cat
Somebody with morals: You make me want to cry. That's, in my opinion, kind of cruel. But even so, I will respect your opinion.
Dust: I will eat another

ThreePunchAxel · October 27, 2022 11:35:21

Ark: That's a nice argument. Unfortunately, I am inside your walls.

GalaxianExplosion · December 9, 2022 19:28:18

Wiley, with a wad of paper in his mouth and a heckin' goofy expression on his face:
Dion: (*sighs*) what are you doing now.
Wiley, with his eyes crossed: GRALKHRRGLKGKGHK!
Dion: (*snatches paper out of Wiley's mouth and unfolds it*)
Paper: "The words"
Dion:
Dion: ...you are an idiot.
Wiley: You took the words right out of my mouth (:
Dion: (*stuffs paper back in*)

Garakuta, probably: Hello, 911! How are you?

Sunny: (*leaving a store*)
Employee: Have a good day!
Sunny: don't tell me what to do.

Raez: I do not have a favorite, I love my friends all the same.
Rai: Dion came back a little ticked and somehow started fighting with Wiley
Raez: Wiley, stop it. Leave Dion alone

Wiley: Would you date me if I were the last person in Forengard?
Raez: Of course not
Raez: If you were the last person in Forengard I wouldn't exist.

Wiley: We all have a head, body, neck, and sound hole, so technically we are all ukeleles.
Rai, Raez, and Dion: (*collective sigh*)

Dion, opening the refrigerator door: (*takes out empty milk carton*)
Dion: Who keeps putting back empty cartons? Just throw them away, it's not that hard
Also Dion: (*proceeds to put empty carton back in and walk away*)

Echowo · March 13, 2023 01:12:25

Silence: "If I go to your place and the vibe is wack, I AM stealing something from your house."

Young Alma: "MOM it is NOT a phase!!!!" *spurs on boots clank as he stomps upstairs*

Alma: "I can get behind murder BUT I draw the line at misogyny."

Genesis: "Well, at least tomorrow is Friday."

Genesis: (is having an awful Wednesday that is about to get even worse)

Silence, videocalling the Group Chat: "Y'all, Uno really be bringing out the worse in people. My aunt just slammed her pistol on the table over this game-"

Solaris: "Inside my stomach there is a little duck who demands bread :<"

Alma: "Remember, any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife."

Silence: "Most fidget toys do nothing for me. My sensory need is to DESTROY."

Last edited by Echo (March 13, 2023 01:12:57)

Echowo · April 1, 2023 03:10:52

Genesis: "I don't understand people in horror movies who are like 'uggghohojggg, there's a scary guy after me!!!!'. Just turn around and kiss him bro, what seems to be the problem."

Alois: "Maybe I wouldn't have to be so mean if y'all weren't so stupid. Change starts with you."

Genesis, about dating Alois: "What if we're both red flags. What then."

Silence: "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... that's just messed up. C'mon, you know I'm stupid as hell. Like, dude, seriously-"

Seis: *is a scrawny, greasy little guy. But also kind of a girl*

Echowo · April 16, 2023 03:43:54

Apollo: "I told Ruin his ears turn red when he lies."

Malaika: "Why did you do that?"

Apollo: "So I could do this-"

Apollo, yelling: "-Ruin, do you love us?!"

Ruin, grabbing his ears: "N O ."

Echowo · May 16, 2023 01:20:48

Seis: "You're not alone..."

Seis: "...There's bugs."

Silence, crying: "C'mon child safety lid, you know it's me-"

Solaris: "If she's your girl, why is she answering my riddles three?"

Alois: "I was always into you"

Genesis: "? Worse confession ever."

Alois: "Wait you're not dead???'

Alois: "I lied."

Alois: "You mean nothing to me."

GalaxianExplosion · June 5, 2023 03:53:03

Dion: "how does one become a millionaire in 24 hours"
Rai: "Step 1: Go to the bank"
Raez: "Step 2: Get a job there"
Wiley: "Step 3: Now that you have easier access to the safe, rob the bank"

~

Wiley: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Raez: What's the surprise?
Dion: Blood poisoning.

~

Nagesh: There was a motor close to where I am right now.
Laurie: A motor--a motorcycle?
Nagesh: Oh sorry, a murder.
Chiyoko: That escalated quickly.

SpecterTheGreat · June 15, 2023 23:20:21

Dion: I had a terrible dream last night. You were in it.
Wiley: Oh goodness. ...and?
Dion: what do you mean "and"

Echowo · July 7, 2023 02:31:49

Francis: "I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father."

Lumi: "I be gaslighting the gods, like 'If you really are real, you'd do this'-"

Seis: "I feel like causing mischief and mayhem today."

Seis: "Nvm my blood sugar was low."

Echowo · September 18, 2023 16:07:00

Seis: "I was so normal and neurotypical today and hardly went to the shadow realm at all"

Alma, writing in a diary with pink glitter gel pen: "I am losing my sense of humanity."

Aloes: *chasing you* hehehehehehe *hunting you down* yayayayayayay ^_^

Malaika: "STOP. STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED."

Silencio: "I'm free real estate"

Malaika: "YOU ARE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE"

AshTheAvaricious · October 5, 2023 20:53:42

Lycaon: What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having... skin, today?

Echowo · October 21, 2023 23:27:25

Apollo, during a prayer: "God, I am NOT your strongest soldier. Keep testing me and I'll see you soon-"

Silencio: "Man, how hot do you think Freud's mom was?"

Seis: "During my class presentation today, I stammered and a girl said 'Not you glitching' and I had to remember where I was because I almost Told Her Something"

Echowo · November 5, 2023 04:13:16

Francis: *vomits up dinosaur-shaped sponge* "Alright. Who switched my pills?"

Silencio: *Is not comforted by a spongy weight in their stomach* "...Where are my FRICKIN' DINOSAURS-"

Marsh · November 26, 2023 10:29:40

Marsh: So how old are you?

Somnus: 13

Marsh: ...and how long have you been 13?

Somnus: *staring into their soul* a while.

Echowo · January 14, 2024 13:47:44

Malaika: "no I don't have 'astigmatism', I can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you guys are too spiritually closed off to see"

Echowo · February 23, 2024 22:53:57

Silencio: (throwing rocks at Malaika's window)

Malaika: (messaging) "Why are you throwing rocks at my window??? You have a phone"

Silencio: (throws their phone at Malaika's window)

Echowo · February 26, 2024 02:00:14

Kradly: "We can't say the 'G word'"

Silencio: "Jesus????"

Kradly:

Kradly: "That starts with a J."

(Based off of a RL conversation. Yes I forgot the difference between G and J)

(Edit: Also yes I did say "Jesus?" with full confidence in my answer)

Last edited by Echowo (February 26, 2024 02:00:53)

Echowo · March 20, 2024 15:41:23

Silencio, about Seis and Francis: "Short kings do NOT step outside rn, I just saw a hawk flying around"

Lumi: "Stop accusing me of hedonism and moral decadence, I am not even having a good time"

Silencio: "Can you just frickin' man up and play toys outside with me ):<"

Seis: "I roll with a pack of goobers so silly it would knock the socks off your fricking feet, wise guy"

Kradly: "Mother thinks I'm unfit to reign lol"

Young Cosette: "For this game of dodgeball, I will be targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate"

Young Alma: "Okay, so normal rules then-" (gets pummeled by ball)

Seis: (picks up an earthworm and places it next to another earthworm) "Girls' night (:"

Francis: "What a day!!!!! Nothing happened and I was tired"

Malaika: "I hate making tea because I always feel bad for throwing out the teabag. I'm always like I should eat this"

Last edited by Echowo (March 20, 2024 15:41:45)