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so what happened was
we had a telekinetic rogue who grabbed the djinns bottle from a stand behind it. the dm had said the only way to kill it was to either trap it in its bottle and smash the bottle or just kill it. The fighter(moi) went to smack the djinn into the bottle now that it was moved. I go to roll
nat 20
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The djinn got smacked into its bottle and I also broke the bottle, but that part was because if it had just gone in the bottle we would have gotten the wish spell
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Splatoon 3 is epic
big man is the best idol because he is god
shiver is the most attractive and has the most drip
and Frye has a massive forehead
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How creative of you guys. I was wondering though 2 things: 
1. Was the bottle just made of porcelain and on a table or smth? Could the rogue just drop it to break it then? Just wondering. No matter how you did it, it was basically free xp and that's nice.
2. Do you remember what type of role you had to make to smack that dijinn?
A wish? That's kinda busted, assuming you guys are around lvl 11. Did you have any wishes in mind?
Fyre's fivehead is so massive I can barely resist the urge to smack it
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Breaking the bottle without the genie in it wouldn’t have done much, I don’t think. It was either hit dc or a strength check
 
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Well shortly afterward, we picked a lock on a portal that was containing a void being and accidentally released it, and destroyed the kingdom that we were in
so the wish would probably be to deal with that problem once we realized it was a problem
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If ggad ever fully died, I decided a while ago that I would try to write a book or some other work of fiction featuring the characters
I would ask permission first though to use the characters
im no foul thefter 
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hey I wouldn't mind as long as credit, maybe.
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honestly same xD
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saw both top gun movies recently
they’re fine
second is better
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They exist I think, more as a reminder as to why people make movies
because the people making them, actor, director, whatever, enjoy doing it
and with movies you get to do things you enjoy
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I want to make movies when I grow up
im a pretty good writer, but my ideas come across better when I’m showing them
and I can’t draw
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someone will get this reference
the phyrexians are back 
was against them until I realized that they have some of the best cards
now all will be compleat 
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Yu-gi-Oh
is it Yu-gi-Oh
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so close
so unbelievably close
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Mtg
Not because the lore but because I know you play
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ding ding ding
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Noodles are the best pasta
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State your case
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well you see your honor, you can wrap noodles around things and slurp them up from soup
tasty
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gnomework sucks
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So versatility. Very nice. I agree.
gnomework?
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uranium is my favorite food
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names are really difficult to come up with
and thats frustrating because a name really makes a character
you cant have a cold blooded bounty hunter named something like "ozzy"
or maybe you can
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It’s hilarious how tired matpat is of fnaf 
like he used to be the theory guy but most of his theories recently on fnaf have just been really passive aggressive towards the franchise and I think it’s hilarious
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ThreePunchAxel wrote:
names are really difficult to come up with
and thats frustrating because a name really makes a character
you cant have a cold blooded bounty hunter named something like "ozzy"
or maybe you can
I feel this. At times I feel like I can't create a character without knowing what their name is first.
Oz, or ozzy could be a good name
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forengard is stated to be a "faraway land" 
yet how far actually is it?
discuss
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Uhhh it's far yeah
Like in our minds or smth idk.
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Forengard is the shared hallucination of the primordial gods, ones who have existed far longer than the "gods" that rule it. All are subject to this shared dream, even the gods. Someday, the primordial beings will come back down to their boring reality and the illusion of Forengard will be shattered and lost to the seas of time, only living on as fragmented memories.
It is neither far nor near. It is neither real nor fake.
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i was gonna say "eh, bout 20 feet" but that's a much better lore answer
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