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Basket Cat · January 6, 2021 08:08:36

Some short person: Anyone over 5'6 doesn't deserve happiness
Ark: I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get a ladder.

ThreePunchAxel · January 7, 2021 07:49:09

Ark: I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that I'm doing it really well.

Basket Cat · January 8, 2021 18:12:31

Aniyah: I'm very small and I have no money.
Aniyah: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
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Lianhuan: Onions are just vegetable donuts.
Jenny, used to Lianhuan: Sure they are.
Lianhuan: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Jenny: Okay
Lianhuan: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake
Jenny:
Lianhuan, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Jenny, crying: Lianhuan, please stop
Heaven, fascinated: No, please, continue.
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~Ark
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MJ: What's your sexuality?
Damian: Fame.
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Amande: Aniyah is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Koen: Boys?
Amande: Homicide.
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MJ: You're pretty dumb.
Damian: Thank you
MJ: Why are you thanking me?
Damian: All I heard was "you're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives.
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ThreePunchAxel · January 8, 2021 18:20:53

Time: How do Ark and Ash usually get out of these messes?
Galaxian: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Basket Cat · January 14, 2021 17:36:57

Marx: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeeeeee!

GalaxianExplosion · January 18, 2021 20:50:04

Hitan, to the Hunters: I can't tell any of you apart because I don't go by height or age of any sort--I go by the amount of pain you bring me, which makes you all identical.

GalaxianExplosion · January 18, 2021 20:53:03

Raez: Wait! We shouldn't be going TOWARDS the loud, scary sound!
Rai: Yes we should. We always do.
Raez: ...I hate that about us.

GalaxianExplosion · January 18, 2021 21:01:25

Raez: (*trips on air*)
Wiley: Lol you're so clumsy
Wiley, later, when Raez isn't around: (*punching the air*) who the frick do you think you are WHO THE FRICK DO YOU THINK Y--

GalaxianExplosion · January 18, 2021 21:04:25

Akuma: People tell me I'm evil but really, I have the heart of a child
Akuma: 50 or so of them, actually. I collect them

Basket Cat · January 19, 2021 08:30:23

m o o d

GalaxianExplosion · January 24, 2021 17:24:48

Wiley, hiding behind a blanket: What do you want from me?
Raez: (*eating a Kit Kat without breaking it*)
Wiley: Please. Stooooppppp.

Basket Cat · January 24, 2021 17:44:51

I relate to Wiley on a spiritual level

GalaxianExplosion · January 24, 2021 18:34:33

Hester: You, you can't lie. Where is Micah?
Galaxian: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not
Hester: You don't know where he is?
Galaxian: On the contrary
Hester: So you do know where he is?
Galaxian: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be
Galaxian: if that indeed wasn't where he isn't
Hester:

Basket Cat · January 24, 2021 19:03:07

Galaxian is big brain

~Moongem~ · January 26, 2021 01:20:51

Me: *sprawled out on floor laughing*

ThreePunchAxel · January 26, 2021 07:31:16

big brian

Basket Cat · January 29, 2021 12:06:40

Silence: I wonder if there are some ghosts in the other room?
Phantom, shifting into ghost form and walking through the wall: Let me go check
Phantom, coming back through the wall: There are no ghosts in the other room.
The rest of the group:

GalaxianExplosion · January 29, 2021 23:22:08

Iollan: Blond hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: We've actually got eyebrows.
Hitan: ...Betrayal is painful

Echowo · January 29, 2021 23:30:28

HWHDJEHRJEJ

Basket Cat · January 30, 2021 11:03:16

What does eyebrows have to do with hair color

Echowo · January 31, 2021 08:38:53

Sometimes peeps who have blond hair have hard-to-see eyebrows due to their hair being so light coloured

Basket Cat · January 31, 2021 10:26:30

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Basket Cat · January 31, 2021 10:27:01

OH I GET IT NOW AHFKAU;FL

GalaxianExplosion · February 1, 2021 16:39:38

Tensei: If Coca-Cola can remove rust from car batteries, imagine what it's doing to your insides.
Krystine, cracking open her sixth can of Cherry Coke for the night: Removing the rust, duh

GalaxianExplosion · February 1, 2021 16:43:38

Qu Yong: Hello, what’s up?
Hitan: (*Watching Garakuta trying to put floaties on his feet so he can walk on water, while Lianhuan eggs him on and films, and Wuhan holds back a very concerned Galaxian*)
Hitan:
Hitan: My stress levels.

GalaxianExplosion · February 1, 2021 16:47:20

Wiley: Whoops.
Raez: Whoops? Whoops? Young man, this is not a “Whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh frick" territory, and I expect you to act like it.

GalaxianExplosion · February 1, 2021 16:54:01

Rai: Rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10.
Raez: π
Rai: π?
Raez: Yeah, low level but never ending.

Basket Cat · February 2, 2021 11:01:41

Bro that's me on a daily basis

Basket Cat · February 2, 2021 11:05:07

One of Galaxian's enemies: Sometimes I dream of you charging at my with your entrails dragging across the ground
Galaxian: You dream of me?!

GalaxianExplosion · February 2, 2021 11:30:23

(Lol pathetic who needs entrails)