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Some short person: Anyone over 5'6 doesn't deserve happiness
Ark: I'm sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you from all the way up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get a ladder.
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Ark: I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that I'm doing it really well.
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Aniyah: I'm very small and I have no money.
Aniyah: So you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.
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Lianhuan: Onions are just vegetable donuts.
Jenny, used to Lianhuan: Sure they are.
Lianhuan: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed
Jenny: Okay
Lianhuan: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake
Jenny:
Lianhuan, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
Jenny, crying: Lianhuan, please stop
Heaven, fascinated: No, please, continue.
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~Ark
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MJ: What's your sexuality?
Damian: Fame.
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Amande: Aniyah is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.
Koen: Boys?
Amande: Homicide.
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MJ: You're pretty dumb.
Damian: Thank you
MJ: Why are you thanking me?
Damian: All I heard was "you're pretty." I'm focusing on the positives.
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Time: How do Ark and Ash usually get out of these messes?
Galaxian: They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
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Marx: Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byeeeeeeee!
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Hitan, to the Hunters: I can't tell any of you apart because I don't go by height or age of any sort--I go by the amount of pain you bring me, which makes you all identical.
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Raez: Wait! We shouldn't be going TOWARDS the loud, scary sound!
Rai: Yes we should. We always do.
Raez: ...I hate that about us.
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Raez: (*trips on air*)
Wiley: Lol you're so clumsy
Wiley, later, when Raez isn't around: (*punching the air*) who the frick do you think you are WHO THE FRICK DO YOU THINK Y--
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Akuma: People tell me I'm evil but really, I have the heart of a child
Akuma: 50 or so of them, actually. I collect them
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m o o d
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Wiley, hiding behind a blanket: What do you want from me?
Raez: (*eating a Kit Kat without breaking it*)
Wiley: Please. Stooooppppp.
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I relate to Wiley on a spiritual level
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Hester: You, you can't lie. Where is Micah?
Galaxian: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not
Hester: You don't know where he is?
Galaxian: On the contrary
Hester: So you do know where he is?
Galaxian: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where he shan't probably be
Galaxian: if that indeed wasn't where he isn't
Hester:
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Galaxian is big brain
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Me: *sprawled out on floor laughing*
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big brian
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Silence: I wonder if there are some ghosts in the other room?
Phantom, shifting into ghost form and walking through the wall: Let me go check
Phantom, coming back through the wall: There are no ghosts in the other room.
The rest of the group:
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Iollan: Blond hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: We've actually got eyebrows.
Hitan: ...Betrayal is painful
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HWHDJEHRJEJ
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What does eyebrows have to do with hair color
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Sometimes peeps who have blond hair have hard-to-see eyebrows due to their hair being so light coloured
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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OH I GET IT NOW AHFKAU;FL
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Tensei: If Coca-Cola can remove rust from car batteries, imagine what it's doing to your insides.
Krystine, cracking open her sixth can of Cherry Coke for the night: Removing the rust, duh
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Qu Yong: Hello, what’s up?
Hitan: (*Watching Garakuta trying to put floaties on his feet so he can walk on water, while Lianhuan eggs him on and films, and Wuhan holds back a very concerned Galaxian*)
Hitan:
Hitan: My stress levels.
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Wiley: Whoops.
Raez: Whoops? Whoops? Young man, this is not a “Whoops” situation. We are far past whoops. Whoops is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh frick" territory, and I expect you to act like it.
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Rai: Rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10.
Raez: π
Rai: π?
Raez: Yeah, low level but never ending.
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Bro that's me on a daily basis
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One of Galaxian's enemies: Sometimes I dream of you charging at my with your entrails dragging across the ground
Galaxian: You dream of me?!
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(Lol pathetic who needs entrails)