GGaD » Cosmic Dim. (V. XVIII), You're Correct but You're Not Right

GalaxianExplosion · August 18, 2026 21:45:59

Echowo wrote:
GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Me: Oh man why can't I proportion correctly. There must be something wrong with me
The proportions that I spent like 5 years idolizing instead of looking at real people:

Im so sorry I keep coming back to this, it's so funny to me, why is he so WIDE

The powers of fantasy DID is a pathway to proportions that some might consider...unnatural

-Galaxian-

Echowo · August 18, 2026 21:56:14

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Echowo wrote:
GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Me: Oh man why can't I proportion correctly. There must be something wrong with me
The proportions that I spent like 5 years idolizing instead of looking at real people:

Im so sorry I keep coming back to this, it's so funny to me, why is he so WIDE
The powers of fantasy DID is a pathway to proportions that some might consider...unnatural

-Galaxian-

All I can think of is the Wide Putin meme but with Saga

GalaxianExplosion · August 18, 2026 22:02:22

You guys all these years: Why does Galaxian draw eyes so skewed what's wrong with them
Me all these years: Why do I draw eyes so skewed what's wrong with me
Saint Seiya:

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 19, 2026 02:16:19

(*Danzai no Hana comes out of nowhere and destroys me*)

I say it's the SS AU but the Claymore influence is also there
If only Athena would allow greatswords ): then I could finally see Kiaan with a big hecking claymore ~~fear~~

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 19, 2026 02:23:26

I can't really tell if I should go with the inspiration or start crying

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 19, 2026 02:45:27

I love being able to match silliness to identify characters...eventually

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 19, 2026 03:28:28

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
I love being able to match silliness to identify characters...eventually

It's a super scientific method with an accuracy of 100% (barring chronological inconsistencies) and a waiting period of 2 years

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 19, 2026 04:18:46

GOOD LUCK, FUTURE ME.

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 20, 2026 19:42:19

SS AU has been teaching me that getting to know and plan the course of another entire person's life is way too much power and emotional responsibility

Then multiply that by like. 40 and you can see why I feel heartbeats in my stomach.

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 20, 2026 19:47:03

I have a philosophical belief that Murphy's Law in the human realm is not rooted in inanimate objects having a fate or desire, but rather the tendency of certain humans to neglect details and cause problems much larger than the initial cause, and create inconveniences or actions motivated by malice in situations that should have been basic and easygoing

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 20, 2026 19:58:17

I'm thinking about it and if I had reduced Athena's 88 Saints down to like. 21 (with 5 that actually do anything) and then I woke up and found that the entire Underworld was gone, I would lose my, y'know.

Instead she's just like "oh well. Let's try to take over the Earth!"

My favorite deity of SS, everyone. (she makes my favorite characters' lives hell)

My expectation for Tenkai-hen: Saga somehow gets to dunk on her (it's not fair that only Kanon gets to try to do it)

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 20, 2026 20:12:55

Timeline for the productivity of the Underworld:
-28 years ago: Ker messes with the incarnation of Gemini by adding a Lemur to the mix
-13 years ago: Saga assassinates Shion, assassinates Aiolos (by proxy of Shura/Deathmask/Aphrodite)...throws the Sanctuary into utter chaos for the next 13 years
-Also 13 years ago(?): Thanatos and Hypnos make a 3-year-old start living her entire life serving Hades while they go back to Elysium and do heck all.
-???: Saga sends Aphrodite to kill Daidalos for literally no reason.
-Silver Saint arc: All Silver Saints except for Shaina and Marin are killed by the Bronze Saints
-12 Temples arc: Saga, Deathmask, Shura, Camus, and Aphrodite die.
-Hades Sanctuary arc: Ker has Saga, Deathmask, Aphrodite, Shura, and Camus revived, and sends them to kill Athena. Rhadamanthys, not trusting the rogue Gold Saints, sends a group of his own men...to die since they get killed by Aiolia, Aldebaran, Mu, and Shaka, or murdered by Saga and Shura and Camus
-Saori kills herself (kinda) and everyone has to go after her
-Rhadamanthys knocks Aiolia, Mu, and Milo out of commission for a bit
-Everyone clowns on the Specters (except for the Judges who sometimes do something...like getting clowned on by Kanon /j)
-Hades possesses Shun and then sits down.
-Hades kidnaps Saori when she shows up in front of him with one (1) Saint.
-The Gold Saints (dead and alive) destroy a wall...now they're all dead.
-Hypnos and Thanatos get powercrept by God Cloths
-Hades stabs Seiya and gets Newton's 3rd Lawed by Athena's scepter.

I swear to the gods the ladies are the only ones in the realm of the dead who do anything

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 20, 2026 20:15:22

Accurate group project btw (2 people do literally all the work, everyone else fumbles it but still takes the credit)

Why is Hades arc named Hades arc when it's Ker and Pandora arc.

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 22, 2026 03:45:36

I wish I had friends who played AK so they could watch me lose brain cells in Stronghold Protocol
Man.

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 22, 2026 18:10:34

Clarification: There is nothing funnier than spamming cry emojis at leaks

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 23, 2026 23:30:01

Watching one episode of Hades Sanctuary on Spanish dub and ofc I get the one where Deathmask and Aphrodite get clowned on

I feel like Fantasma and Rhadamanthys would get along very well. (Well, more well than him and Aiacos/Minos, those people have a feud)

Me trying to make the AU's Specters less of clowns and then watching canon's be clowns:

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 23, 2026 23:39:36

Resnata would tick off Minos and Aiacos
I swear I've mentioned that before but apparently I haven't mentioned them before at all

Just a few choice words and then Aiacos would start drawing goalposts (I feel like a Minos vs. Resnata Death Battle would be a match made in hell) (because they're in hell) (get it)

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 23, 2026 23:40:43

Fantasma and Aiacos/Minos would have a professional relationship on thin hecking ice because Fantasma has the constant intrusive urge to ask both of them "why they look like sheep"

The thing with Fantasma and Syd is that they could tolerate disrespect from the canon Judges, like the canon Judges ordering them around, meanwhile Resnata. does not do that

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 23, 2026 23:42:49

Ironically in terms of actually being able to work together, I do imagine things go along more swimmingly after Resnata starts a death royale or whatever, since I assume the Judges all have a thing where they eventually respect each other's power
This counts on Syd actually being around to manage people though, otherwise they're right back to the simple feuding relationship (and I guess this in turn hinges on Syd's ability to fight off at least one or two of the canon Judges which uhhh I'm not sure I want to think about)

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 23, 2026 23:45:19

By swimmingly I mean that hopefully Sanctuary stomps them

I do NOT want 6 Underworld Judges btw. Unless I can get Kanon over here. And Ikki. And Hyoga. (help me guys)

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 25, 2026 02:17:35

Me: What even is a nucleophile anymore
Wiley: It's when you start wanting for neutrons
Me: Ok
Wiley:
Wiley: (:
Me: Wait.

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · August 25, 2026 02:21:31

If Saint Seiya had a more modern plot it would let Pandora and Shun (after being unpossessed) interact for an arc so that Shun grows to see her as a little sister he never had, and then end up killing her anyway right before Elysium

-Galaxian-

Echowo · August 25, 2026 12:51:06

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
If Saint Seiya had a more modern plot it would let Pandora and Shun (after being unpossessed) interact for an arc so that Shun grows to see her as a little sister he never had, and then end up killing her anyway right before Elysium

-Galaxian-

Dont hurt me like this, the potential 😭