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Echowo · June 30, 2026 17:47:18

Ramma's tail puffs up as he goes, "Eep! Not Amma! Ramma is already short enough!"

"Why would he steal the letters?"

GalaxianExplosion · June 30, 2026 23:19:19

"I don't know. But one thing's for certain." Raez leans in a bit, lowering his voice for dramatic effect. "We can't let him have his way. We have to stop him."
Alright. Okay.

Echowo · July 1, 2026 02:24:01

😭 Raez hiring some kid to beat up Rai arc /j

Mask: (¡o!)

Ramma's tail wags as he offers in a hushed tone, "I can help you stop him! I HATE alphabet thieves! What should we do?"

😭 man

GalaxianExplosion · July 1, 2026 15:34:34

"Hmm. Actually I didn't quite think that far." He leans back into a more normal position.
"We feed him alphabet soup, maybe?"

Echowo · July 1, 2026 21:16:00

Ramma nods excitedly.

"Yes! Alphabet soup! Then his desire for letters will be quenched!"

Mask: (:D)

"I might have some in my bag, let's see..."

He runs off to grab a cute green and pink bag that seems to be hand-made. He runs back to Raez and begins pulling out soup cans.

"Tomato... beef stew... chicken noodle... more tomato..."

"Ummm, oh! I have Spaghetti-O's! Will that work?"

GalaxianExplosion · July 1, 2026 22:34:45

Raez ponders the option. "What are those again? Are they similar to Cheez-Its?"

Echowo · July 2, 2026 01:53:22

Ramma shakes his head, then explains, "No, they're sort of, uhhhh, spaghetti but in the shape of tiny O's"

GalaxianExplosion · July 2, 2026 13:54:22

"Oh, so like Cheerios?"
He's not wrong.

Echowo · July 2, 2026 14:06:10

"Exactly like Cheerios but with spaghetti!"

GalaxianExplosion · July 2, 2026 16:16:05

"Ah, okay. That makes sense." Raez nods sagely. "I remember Cheerios also go well with tomato sauce."
What.

Echowo · July 2, 2026 18:23:50

"They do?" Ramma tilts his head. "I'll have to try it!"

Ramma no-

"So! Will Spaghetti'O's defeat his alphabet craving? It's like a bunch of O's!"

GalaxianExplosion · July 2, 2026 23:31:51

"I'm not sure. Not to rain on our parade, but isn't spaghetti usually straight? More letters are made with straight lines than circles, aren't they?" Raez voices his chain of thinking aloud.
You can remember the shape of spaghetti but not infer what Spaghetti-O is?

Echowo · July 3, 2026 01:10:28

"Hmm..."

"I'll use a spell and try to turn it into alphabet soup!"

Ramma sets the can on the ground and takes a step back. He holds his hands out in front of him and chants, "Turn into letters! Turn into letters!"

Nothing seems to happen. 😭

GalaxianExplosion · July 3, 2026 13:49:07

"Let me help!" Raez beams. He carefully walks over to the can and reverently places the paper towels on his head around the alphabet soup.
Obviously, it does nothing since nothing on the abilities section of his form is related to magic. There's plenty of stuff in his personality relating to general nonsense, though.

Echowo · July 3, 2026 15:56:56

"Turn into letters! Turn into letters!"

Ramma waves his hands around in the air.

After quite a bit of looking like an idiot, something does happen. The can of Spaghetti-O's has some frost on it.

"Letteeeeeeeers! Turn! Into! Letters!" He begins to do a little dance.

GalaxianExplosion · July 3, 2026 16:39:00

The orange-hair starts chanting in Latin.

Please stop.

Rai heads toward the printer.

Echowo · July 3, 2026 19:07:12

After a bit, Ramma picks up the can. He makes a disappointed sound.

"Oh..."

"I think I froze it solid..."

GalaxianExplosion · July 3, 2026 19:30:39

"That's fine! It's still good to eat," Raez tries to encourage Ramma.
Technically, he's not wrong.

~~Tfw you're correct but not right~~

Echowo · July 4, 2026 01:46:15

"Should we give him the can then?"

GalaxianExplosion · July 4, 2026 12:40:35

Raez pauses. "But why would we fire him?"

Echowo · July 5, 2026 10:35:17

(¿~?)

"Ummm, fire? I thought we were going to stop him from stealing our letters..."

He doesn't get the joke

GalaxianExplosion · July 5, 2026 15:44:48

It was in fact not a joke. (Well, in the meta sense it is, but you know what this narrator meant.)
Raez seems to be pondering the question on his own. This is a very productive pair.

Echowo · July 6, 2026 23:14:15

Ramma stares at Raez for instruction on what to do next...

Yeah, they're VERY productive 😭

GalaxianExplosion · July 7, 2026 00:09:47

"Let's try the spaghetti-ohs ourselves first!" Raez suggests with a thoughtful look. "That way we can see if we feel more alphabetical, and then we can proceed." He further adds, as if offering reasoning: "The scientific method is very important. Apparently."
The...the what. What.

Echowo · July 7, 2026 15:38:05

"Ooh, good idea! I LOVE the scientific method!"

Ramma rummages through his bag for a can opener and some spoons, finding them after a bit of a search. He opens the can with some difficulty, and then hands Raez a spoon.

The contents of the can are still frozen...

GalaxianExplosion · Today 10:50:06

(Sorry, for some reason I just never saw this)
(Also that last line reads like a video game item description xD)

Raez takes the spoon gratefully and then, in true Raez fashion, jams the spoon straight into the can's contents. Thankfully, he doesn't seem to do it too hard since the spoon just bounces back off the surface without bending.
"Hmm," he says as if contemplating. "Looks like it's frozen."
Sure, Sherlock.
"Let's melt it with a fire," he says, and starts rummaging in his pocket.
Let's NOT--
Rai looks up and stares in their general direction.