My apologies for Aphrodite. I forgot that his rose can take away consciousness if it's not plucked out by some rando in the process /j
Dude gets made fun of in all the stats and rankings. It's not just me.

Me having to read Japanese for this task :')
I have no idea if "heart" includes psychokinesis or not lol.

-Galaxian-

And then Shura has a value of 1. 
You'd think limbs being chopped off would have a pretty big mental effect, guess not.

Okay so maybe it's mostly telekinesis?

-Galaxian-

Okay, so for 5/5, we have:
-Dude who can transport you to the entrance of the Underworld
-Dude who can throw roses, just not very well (this is canon-verified and is exactly why I've been making fun of him btw)
-Dude who can paralyze you in place, usually for the bit (intimidation). Apparently can be broken tho, which is why he doesn't use it with Scarlet Needle??
-Dude who will sink the ship your deceased mom is on to try to teach you something about emotions or whatever in the middle of an already urgent situation
-#1 psychokinesis master. Smug energy levels can go off the charts. He's usually really nice though.
-?????? lived for 263 years so probably has a lot of practice with psychokinesis and whatever else, just can't be bothered to show it. Or any feats really. He brawls with his bestie and that's about it.
-I mean I'm not gonna contest this or make fun of him b/c he would literally send me to 6 different hells after making up some philosophy-related bullcrap reason
-His non-voluntary inter-dimensional sending never actually works but ig it's really good in theory when he's not using it against literal story protagonists

And then ig we have
3/5, Aldebaran: Uhhh ig he's practiced offscreen or smthn
2/5: Aiolos never was very good at telekinesis and so Aiolia was never able to learn it very well. Apparently. Plus neither have very mental-oriented techniques. They both punch for the most part. Aiolos uses a bow. Aiolia just punches...yeah.
1/5: D E S T R U C T I O N (it's on his property, he doesn't care) (no mental or psychokinesis-related stuff whatsoever)

Shion refusing to send his stats over so he doesn't get made fun of. Too bad. 
(iirc his stats are all supposed to be hella goated, which is why I think it's so funny that for plot purposes he had to stay and bully his own disciple instead of going in and bullying everyone else)

-Galaxian-

Another fun activity I wanna do: translate all the AU Gold Saint names to Chinese. For no reason.

I know the pronunciations, but I wanna choose nonsensical characters to go along with them lol.
You don't understand, the zodiac name plus the Chinese name is so cool.

-Galaxian-

Ik Camus left the Libra Temple for plot reasons, 'cause technically his ice-related abilities are probably best suited for stalling the Bronze Saints. He uses just enough firepower to freeze their brains and hearts and boom! Plot stagnation. It's still funny tho, imagining Dohko banging the table as he just kinda leaves for Aquarius.
Maybe you could argue that he did it on purpose, but still, imagine being entrusted the Libra Temple by a senior in case of invasion, and then in the middle of a literal (technical) invasion you turn your disciple into a popsicle after you yank him out of space and then skedaddle back to the 11th temple lol. he didn't want to look at what he'd done
I think the plot stagnation would still occur if Camus had been in the Aquarius Temple btw ('cause no time to try punching the ice and the Libra weapons, he'd be there and probably wouldn't want them to try to free him), but again, I don't think he wanted to actually remember that he deep froze his own student, so. But that's like the equivalent of buying some new furniture for someone's house while they're away and nailing it into the floor, pretty much. Like what if Dohko returned during the Holy Grail War. He'd have to stare at this 14-year-old carbonite ice decoration that he was not responsible for
Also ignore how Camus left Hyoga in the 12 Temples to begin with, like ig dude couldn't use psychokinesis? I have no idea if canon Sanctuary has a barrier and if so, how it works. Like apparently there just isn't one, since Camus can sink Hyoga's mom's ship and Saga and Shaka can do whatever, and also Shaka/Saga can nuke people from a distance. Camus just makes no sense (I say while having a Camus pfp)
The funny thing about Camus is I imagine I can actually hurt his feelings, he just would pretend I can't while inside he's slightly teary

-Galaxian-

I would like to thank Ulpianus for appearing in my IS 5 run
Unfortunately for him my only source of healing that I could get (I only got 1 Medic recruitment, 0 Defenders lmiao) was Harold :-P

IS is so fun once you actually read whatever is going on (actually I just suck at following a bunch of instructions at once)
I also feel like I'm being out-Galaxianed unfortunately, since 

Fremont teleports your operators after Phase 1 and then prevents you from redeploying them unless you break their coffins. Lessing. LESSING! YOUR OLD MAN IS BULLYING ME! LESSING!

GalaxianExplosion wrote:

Man I hate group projects

Real

Saintia Sho is kinda just the protagonist (Sho) being like "PLEASE DON'T KILL MY SISTER" and Milo being like, "No"
He's like "man I guess I kinda see a protagonist aura around her, so maybe...? Wait no nvm I remember that was around the Pegasus Saint. Ok. Bye-bye Eris" 
Eris proceeds to hibernate for plot convenience so that wasn't even a feat :skull: though ig that'd just make the Chinese meme of "No wonder he never uses Antares, the strike one-shots a god" real

-Galaxian-

SS gods are the funniest because in the Hades chapter you see Shun trying so so hard to get a few seconds of control over his own body as well as Poseidon having to get shot in the face to get a lil woozy, and then in ND you see Alone doing his own thing against Hades' will for no heckin' reason and also Shoko and Kyoko being able to repel Eris at some points for plot convenience

-Galaxian-

Sometimes I randomly remember how ND's ending was just "AND THEN...THERE WAS NO STORY! THE END. (or is it?)"

Somehow I foreshadowed ND's ending with a crappy forums plot lol
Anyways the funniest part is imagining the Gold Saints' reactions, since apparently they're still around. Shaka is about to reverse a plot-reverse, simply because he named a successor and no god or force on earth could stop him from going against his word again
Aiolos is like "well I mean ig my handwriting is still there...there is still hope" (Saga Stares at him for a good 10 sseconds)
Mu is so hecking tired of all this, please give him a break. 
Can't tell what Camus and Dohko think of their disciples (presumably) living an actual normal life. I imagine Camus is kinda bittersweet over it because finally Hyoga can be with his mom or something. Dohko is like "what the [heck] is going on" but also kinda happy for Shiryu too? I mean hopefully I'm at least right over the two of them being somewhat happy lol

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion wrote:

I need skills directly injected into my brain

-Galaxian-

Do you know kung fu or smth

Oh sorry I nearly forgot to mention, but PSA: Specter's inactive rn 'cause they got a bunch of stuff banned again lol. Not that we're being the most active rn, but hey, we're chatting, right?
(I don't know if this should be an announcement,,, guessing it's inferable but why not.)

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion wrote:

Oh sorry I nearly forgot to mention, but PSA: Specter's inactive rn 'cause they got a bunch of stuff banned again lol. Not that we're being the most active rn, but hey, we're chatting, right?
(I don't know if this should be an announcement,,, guessing it's inferable but why not.)

-Galaxian-

 
Confirming this, should be back in March. I have on and off activity on Discord but not that much until then.

No because I know Melusine and Baobhan Sith kinda have a net zero thing going on, but how in the world does Barghest somehow help add to zero, it doesn't make sense

-Galaxian-

real