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hey just so everybody knows i'll likely be entirely unavailable for the next week. going east. might be able to access my account from my phone, but that is currently an unknown
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Alright Ash, have fun and stay safe!
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Good luck on your travels and don't worry! See you whenever you can get on/when you get back
-Galaxian-
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Dang, safe travels!
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i'm back and so so tired. i'll reply to what i recall needing my presence but after that i am liable to expldoe
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Ash alive!!?!? 🤯
I feel you about the tired part tho. That was me last week
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got sunburnt at a beach today. but i got to put three separate rocks on a toddler's head also
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I want the ash lore
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uuhhh
my ribcage isn't symmetrical
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Is that like, noticeably bad?
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no it's just because my spine used to try to severe my nerves from my right arm. it's fine now it's got a 10 pound metal rod screwed on
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i'm normal(<- has over 1,000 pokemon names, appearances, types, and general usability memorized. has the attack patterns of the erdtree avatars in elden ring memorized. has beaten the vast majority of elden ring on a NG+ save without ever putting on a shirt. once killed a boss in bloodborne super early despite the fact that its health indicated that i was super not supposed to. has gotten lost walking in a straight line.)
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did you know: i deserve to claw open a cow like a feral werewolf
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AH PINK JUMPSCARE MY HURTS
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mien gott the bright colours are gonna keep blinding me every time i open the forum
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ash status, or statash: alive and sore. beat elden ring for a second time. somebody needs to bully me into doing bloodborne instead of more elden ring please i need to find my way through the forest and to the cage face guy.
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statash: there's a rainstorm outside. i stood in it for like ten minutes and my toes are cold. there was a toad in the garage
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statash: eating alfredo. made a barn in stardew valley
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Alfredo is a common name in Spanish so I hope you mean you're eating spaghetti and not commiting canibalism :'D
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(:
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statash update: i am exhausted but mum returned home which means that i am finally free and i will be passed out for more of the day
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statash update: Hungry.
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also changed my signature slightly but that's probably not gonna matter because i know like 80% of you will just refer to me with one of my names anyway
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who's the 20%
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i dunno. i just didn't feel like saying 100% because that has more harmful room for error than 80%
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statash update: every day the desire to become a lizard grows stronger and stronger
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statash update: went on a short bike ride yesterday. wind is nice.
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statash update: stardew valley. growing cranned berries and corn and wheat. also a thing of grape
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statash update: had to retcon an entire day in stardew because i accidentally sold almost 400 wheat that was being saved for beer. also 200 some cranberries i was saving for preserves
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statash update: remind to never make another spell that requires a chant that you gain exponential understanding of the more it is performed on you. fuck you and your stupid shapeshifting metal blood pyran