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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
LATE HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONGA RATS
Call me Ishmael.
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"Is my body really part of the earth, and is the soul just a metaphor?"
Season's grievings to us, one and all!
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i'm gonna go bowling soon
i'm gonna wreck my brother i am so good at i
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY
Your local Kacchan-obessesed Quirkless Failure
"We build a giant Hatsune Miku mech and get Shinji to pilot it." ~Me
I have almost 2 creative writing credits to my name and no I won't let anyone forget it
- AshTheAvaricious
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i won the bowling (:
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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W
Call me Ishmael.
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"Is my body really part of the earth, and is the soul just a metaphor?"
Season's grievings to us, one and all!
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Is it too late to wish you happy birthday @Ash? :D
I hope you had fun bowling! I've never tried it before, is it hard? From the way you say it, it seems like you practice a lot of bowling haha
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
bowling is easy you just gotta make the ball go forward. don't let it into the half tubes and you're guaranteed to hit at least 1 pin
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Would you say there's some sort of technique or special skill involved in throwing the ball? I've heard bowlilng balls are very heavy lol
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i usually go for eight pound balls. you just gotta be good at gettin the ball to roll where you want it ta
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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do ya think since i sound so akin to a brit i could start sayin i'm from yharnam once i've beaten bloodborne
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- Time
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Hmmmm
Yes
I was trying to think of a British people bad + Yharnam joke but I don't have any rn.
Time
Bruh the signature be wacky
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bloody british blokes, the lot o' 'em down in yharnam
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Average Yharnam resident:
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Time
Bruh the signature be wacky
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i woke up in a steamin mood today yea, cause i live, in bloody yharnam
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ya heard what they did down in old yharnam? burned the place to tha ground! i'm of the thought that we should do it again at new yharnam, get all them beasts out!
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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i had a thought about the yharnam guns. they literally can't be using the same method to shoot as conventional real world weaponry. they are too quiet, the bullets don't seem to have any casing, and if i recall there is no instance of smoke from the gunpowder exploding rising out of the barrels
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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A conundrum indeed
I'm not familiar with Yharnam firearms... but they mostly look like single shot. Are they not reloading?
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Bruh the signature be wacky
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
they reload yeah, but like. that's not related to the firing of the gun.
also they're imbued with your blood, which if another hunter can set her's on fire, i'm inclined to believe can be explosive and substitute the gunpowder
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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also woa everything is red
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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buryanuu
Time
Bruh the signature be wacky
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woa now it's all so blue
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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oh gods i can't see anything with the night filter and all the blue
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nmn mm k,m,mm,km m m, m m m
panendne cakeee
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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there is a storm. zeus is not allowed here, so i don't think there's going to be divine drama in the cornfields today
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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i was looking through the dreams channel of my personal discord and i forgot that the last thing i wrote down there was "huck asked the devout if she's a lesbian at the deity meeting"
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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actually i think dream huck was right. the darkest devout can lesbian. #feminism
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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i need to tear something apart with my teeth right now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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AshTheAvaricious wrote:
i need to tear something apart with my teeth right now
Wha' the heeeeeeeeeeell oh my god no waeaeaeeey
FERAL
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Bruh the signature be wacky
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actually i think dream huck was right. the darkest devout can lesbian. #feminism
The virgin "Oh well you see, I found that these character developments could perfectly represent the arc I was going for with the character"
vs
The Chad "It came to me in a dream."
Time
Bruh the signature be wacky
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the funny thing is that is partially how critchun happen, and how i made two gods and a whole world. also a lycanthrope-esque affliction
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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