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i have updated my signature so now it's useful
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got sick yesterday. sucked.
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Aw man, I hope you feel better now though (:
That's a very creative sig btw I like it haha
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thanks i made it myself
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did you know that
lonkus
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Glonkus blonkus, indeed
-Galaxian-
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my stomach hurts. there will be no gods left when i'm done.
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updates on elden ring: i have killed the grim reaper, Maliketh the Black Blade, whom is an aspect of god, felled Godfrey the First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux, Warrior, and second satan(Mohg, Lord of Blood)
funnily enough both satans were making cults to overthrow their mom, god, and have themes of joining people together.
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girl help i got trapped in space. i am fighting for my life against the space reptiles and frostbite
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AshTheAvaricious wrote:
girl help i got trapped in space. i am fighting for my life against the space reptiles and frostbite
I think the only girl here is Eliza, so...@Eliza ^^
-Galaxian-
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there are shapeshifting and malevolent parasites that're consuming the native planetary wildlife just send me a green jellyfish with teeth
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rage is a very powerful thing
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i fell into a misty forest and i am now lost. forever.
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RIP, the misty forest got you
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i think it's really funny that recurring bosses in the metroid series are like. ridley, the purple pterosaur-dragon-alien that killed samus' parents trying to kill the toddler samus. and dark samus, who is like some kinda sapient radiation that, in order to save itself from samus, stole and consumed one of samus' powersuit things and now attempts to devour all of the blue radiation so that she can mind control people and take over the galaxy. phantoon, a mysterious being that may or may not come from another dimension and regularly destroys space ships and devours their energy.
and then there's craig, who is the gross belly-button crocodile wall boss
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also. because dark samus stole like samu's powersuit and some of samus' tactical know-how an stuff, could that imply that ds also copied samus' lesbian orientation
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i've killed three minor gods, and six demigods. working on the seventh, but she became a full goddess half-way through and shot me with a big red flower
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so i have now slaughtered a small country's worth of warriors and civillians, five demigods, five minor gods(two of the demigods turned out to be full fledged gods), and the biggest god-fish-dragon-space thing you've ever seen. currently debating on whether i want to freeze the world into the chill night or become the new god and grant mercy to those previous beyond the bounds of the space fish dragon god's grace
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so i got two green dragon shinies today. one's named moss, the other is named mold. if i get another it will be named mint
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Green dragon shines? Do elaborate.
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noivern and hydreigon aren't normally green. their shinies are.
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i also caught a shiny balloon i named sherbet
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Are you specifically collecting shines or something?
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some of them! moss, spice, herb, and polar were all on purpose; grinded out from outbreaks. sherbet was a random chance balloon i found after having a picnic and i had fifteen minutes left on the sandwich i made to get moss, so i hopped into area zero to try for a shiny zweilous or roaring moon. only got the zweilous, but that's fine i don't really like roaring moon tbh.
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i happened upon a shiny buitzel. i have so many glittery beasts
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do you ever think about weeping willows
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Not particularly, why do you?
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im da birfday beast
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YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAAA
BIRTHDAY
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Happy Birthday, Ash! 
-Galaxian-