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i am going to destroy all dirt
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Not if I eat all the dirt first
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i'm gonna win this race
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*shoveling dirt in mouth* but tasty
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*also shoveling dirt in mouth* i'm gonna win
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what’s the consensus with sand? That’s part of soil
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if i wouldn't call it dirt i'll leave it to the worms and crabs
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do you ever think about how old the universe is
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AshTheAvaricious wrote:
do you ever think about how old the universe is
Like, at least five years old, I think
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well i think the universe is older than me so it's at least 17
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i think this song fits a character but it's 1:44 and i'm so sucks at names when i'm eepy. choose your own character for this song to be about
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That's a cool song
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yes! this is also a cool song
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ash hungry feed 10 morbillion dirt
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MORBILLION???!?
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yeah
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did you know that
*explosion*
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i made alfreado. iw ill consume the world
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i have slain and devoured the hearts of three dragons. there will be more
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why do so many trees manifest a hammer to beat the shit out of me
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i bet you don't have a lizard button
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i deserve sharp teeth and a strong jaw. i need to bite so many things
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AshTheAvaricious wrote:
i bet you don't have a lizard button
I don't 😭😭😭
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cool bug fact! you are infinitely small, and last only a moment. scream loud, and scream long; how else will you be heard?
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i have a pizza and all it cost me was some burnt hair
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a small price to pay
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updates on elden ring: i look so cool wearing cleanrot knight armour with radahn's gauntlets and the banished knight's helm
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it's endlessly funny to me that everybody else has an at least somewhat serious signature and then there's me with fuckin eef freef
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i don't even have my names in my signature you have to hope that my username isn't a lie about what one of my names are
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my mom gave me tiny rubber frogs