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Silence: You can't kill me! I'm already dead inside!!
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Eny before Kiaane puts a spell on the amulet: Hi nice to meet you :3
Eny after Kiaane imply they don't want the amulet: Alright you've crossed the line buddy
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I'm always glad to see that Kiaane's ability to annoy people without the intention to (and even while trying to actively avoid doing so) works lol
-Galaxian-
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Ark: I think "I was doing a bit" is an incredibly valid courtroom defense.
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Cielo: "please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE"
Divina: "I got spring water"
Cielo: "no"
Divina: "with EXTRA minerals"
Divina: "It's like licking a stalgamite"
Cielo: "don't come home"
Divina: "mmm cave water"
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salty
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Genesis: "I think I'm in love with your brother."
Genesis: "...Thoughts?"
Alma: "And prayers, good luck with that bestie."
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Alois: "If you are ever sad, please try to remember how huge my muscles are"
Genesis: "Now I'm sad AND thinking about your huge muscles"
Alois: "This is literally impossible, you must be thinking of someone else's muscles surely"
Alma: "I'm going to the forest, does anyone want anything?"
Genesis: "Pined cone"
Cosette: "Bring back Hozier"
Alois: "Mothman."
Alois after tricking people into giving it their souls: "i Amn just.......... a litle creacher. Thatse it... I Canot change this"
Kradly: "Cooking together is not friendly. MOVE the hell out of my way"
Lumi: "Instead of saying 'okay king/queen', can we start saying 'yes chef' like in 'Hell's Kitchen'?"
Alma, staring straight at the interview camera: "Honestly? I give consent to goth kids to pose on my grave."
*The rest of DD nod in agreement*
Wiley: "Do you think pirates saying 'yarr' is like us saying 'yass'?"
Raez:
Apollo: "Can't spell 'disconnecting from reality' without disco! Let's dance~"
Solaris, desperately trying to flirt: "Hey girl... Plagued by terrifying visions?"
Alois: "Diversity win! I'm bisexual and going to kill you!"
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Solaris is a mood
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Wiley flirting with a girl: Omg hey beautiful (:
Her boyfriend: (*marches over angrily*) Um excuse me, I'm her boyfriend.
Wiley: Omg hey handsome (:
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Wiley: Leather armor is the best armor for sneaking, because it's literally made of hide
Rai:
Rai: We aren't talking about a video game (:
Wiley, nodding: We aren't talking about a video game
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Rai: Just before I die, I will swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. Y'know, to make the cremation a bit more interesting
Raez: what. the. hell.
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GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Wiley flirting with a girl: Omg hey beautiful (:
Her boyfriend: (*marches over angrily*) Um excuse me, I'm her boyfriend.
Wiley: Omg hey handsome (:
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Wiley: Leather armor is the best armor for sneaking, because it's literally made of hide
Rai:
Rai: We aren't talking about a video game (:
Wiley, nodding: We aren't talking about a video game
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Rai: Just before I die, I will swallow a bag of popcorn kernels. Y'know, to make the cremation a bit more interesting
Raez: what. the. hell.
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Wiley: *bisexuality intensifies*
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Okay, so about that--
-Galaxian-
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Alois: "Guys, I think I'm in love with Genesis..."
Cosette: "Congrats! You're the last person to figure it out!"
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GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Okay, so about that--
-Galaxian-
oh frick I got his sexuality wrong didn't I
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Don't worry, I don't know what it is either
-Galaxian-
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oh perfect xD
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Indeed xD please help
-Galaxian-
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no
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Genesis: "Covered in blood for sexy reasons"
Genesis: "...Also just got stabbed"
Genesis, staring lovingly at Alois: "Don't suppose there is anyone here willing to tenderly clean, stitch, and bandage my wounds while calling me an idiot in an exasperated fond tone of voice, is there-"
Person: "You're just trying to force homosexuality on me with your gay agenda!"
Alois: "Dude, I'm nonbinary. I don't have a genda."
Silence: "French is such a gay language."
Francis: "??????"
Silence: "Ooh la la? Gay as hell."
Francis: "Si, I'm half French."
Silence: "CHECKS OUT THEN, LMAO-"
Silence: "I'm heating up macking cheese in the Michael Wave"
Francis: "Want to see an impression of my father?"
*Francis left the group chat*
Alois: (lying) "Honestly-"
Silence: "Every day I aspire to be insane, flirtatious, androgynous, and violent just like Bugs Bunny"
Wiley: "Sorry I used you for questionable science experiments, do you still think I'm cute?"
Francis: "Everything I make has homosexual implications. Every line. Every pixel. If I draw a circle on a canvas, that circle is gay."
Genesis: *refuses to stop doing the cat girl pose and headtilt while guy is trying to take mugshots*
Wiley: *does gay little unethical science experiment that challenges god*
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Alma: "See, we call this a traumatic experience."
Alma, pointing at Alois: "Not a 'Bruh Moment'-"
Alma, pointing at Cosette: "-Not a 'Major L'-"
Alma, pointing at Genesis: "And definitely not a 'Oof, lmao'!"
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Phantom: I'm sure these resurfacing memories are just part of the natural memory cycle rather than the result of a traumatic experience
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Ark, pointing at his head: Do I look mentally stable?
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The A.A.: Name a way to be nice to someone.
The Mamba: Don’t kill them!
The A.A.: Setting the bar low, but I will allow it.
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Raez: If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes,” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”?
Wiley: Purghaps.
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Galaxian during past plot: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.
Hitan:
Hitan: Are you alright.
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Rei: Why are any of you wasting money on salad? Just go outside, there’re grass and leaves everywhere
Chiyoko:
Chiyoko: Rei, I want you to listen to me. Do not eat grass.
Rei: Okay
Chiyoko:
Rei:
Chiyoko: You’ve already done it, haven’t you?
Rei: a little bit, yeah
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Raez: This is a miracle!
Wiley: That’s right! It is a miracle!
Wiley: Except, when you think about it, it’s actually not. It’s science. Which I’d argue is actually better and more convenient than a miracle because you don’t have to spend the next two thousand years worshiping the scientists. You can just be like “thanks”.
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Wiley: We scientists have a very specific phrase for this type of situation.
Rai: Which is?
Wiley: “What the heck”
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Time, on the ground and bleeding out: Call me an ambulance...
Chronos: *leans close to Time's ear*
Chronos: You're an ambulance
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AGSFJKL
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Chronos's with the dad jokes!?!?
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Alma: "You look more and more like me every day :D"
Alma: "Why are you crying?"
Silence: "You're just... you're just ugly-"
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Chronos: Where are you going?
Ark: Hell, eventually.
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Time: I thought you died.
Chronos: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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Basket Cat wrote:
Chronos: Where are you going?
Ark: Hell, eventually.
yea, that’s true
funy!!
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