Silence could spit acid if they wanted to

GGaD is a raccoon you find in your garbage bin kind of feral while Forums is a prim hen kind of feral

Echo wrote:

GGaD is a raccoon you find in your garbage bin kind of feral while Forums is a prim hen kind of feral

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Imagine Fate AU Calix, Jekyll, and Alois having tea together <3

Yeah XD

Fate Alma got a redesign and Nivia is going to get one as well lol, I'll post them later qndbkwkdw

That kinda sounds like a motivational or aesthetic phrase you'd find on pinterest lol

Apollo got them Pretty Person Privileges

I feel like Hyde would be unreasonably good at Monopoly and most of the game is his master trying to get everyone to not strangle him

Hyde: *with The Tone* "Pay up!" (:

Rama, now bank-rupt: *slowly pulling out sword* (:

Master: *pushes Rama's hand back down*


I feel like Jekyll would be good at Uno

Both of them would be good at Clue, much to Jekyll's dismay


I feel like Hektor would be good at Poker and other card games like that, same with Paris

Paris would be good at Nintendo games and wrecks everyone at Mario Cart

Rama would be good at Wii Sports

I like the idea of Gilgamesh being in a love-hate relationship with Monopoly because he either flawlessly wins or he is obliterated and there is no in between

Beserker of El Dorado would be good at card games, if you can get her to play (she Knows she'll beat you, so sometimes she just doesn't play)

Merlin would like Uno and be pretty decent at Wii games, but he sucks at Mario Cart. Idk why but I think he would like Pokémon and Kirby. He would enjoy Animal Crossing imo

I like to imagine Enkidu playing Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley, but also then doing a whole 180° and being scarily good at Call of Duty and fighting games, and actually almost beats Paris at Mario Cart


Wait I think Rama, Hektor, Beserker of El Dorado, and Merlin would all be good at Scrabble although Merlin nearly gets beat up by the other three because he tries to argue that some made-up gibberish is a word XD

Mash would love animal crossing and Nintendogs and Cats


Paris would also love Nintendogs and Cats

Paris, Jekyll, Merlin, Rama, a good portion of child servants in general tbh, Asterios, and Astolfo with Tomagachis XD (Gilgamesh secretly has one)

Billy the Kid would be good at any shooting game and scarily so, but also plays Animal Crossing. I like the idea that he and Enkidu play together a lot XD

Gilgamesh plays Animal Crossing just so he can boast his village rating XD

Hektor being very very good at Pacman

Enkidu, making his Sims max out their skills: I Am God Now

Gilgamesh, nervously sweating: How about we get a new couch for them

(I kinda want to play the Sims now XD)



Paris, Hektor, Jekyll/Hyde, Beserker of El Dorado, and Merlin all playing Minecraft XD idk why but specifically them. Also Paris would create a farm that's mainly sheep and name them all Apollo (he adds a number after each "Apollo"). Hektor keeps getting killed by Beserker of El Dorado and Hyde (RIP). Jekyll has so many potions and things to make potions and is really good at traveling through the Nethers

WAIT also Alexander and Nursery Rhyme would play Minecraft

Merlin would have a flower garden and also for some reason be really good at traveling through the Nethers

Alexander and Paris bond by showing off their farms to each other, with Alexander his farm is mainly horses

Gilgamesh would hilariously be awful at traveling through the Nethers and it INFURIATES him (it doesn't help that Hyde makes fun of him), Enkidu is pretty okay at it

Hyde is also good at redstone, and for some reason I think both Hektor and Alexander would be as well. Idk why XD

Spec and Galaxian are probably looking at my gods awful interpretations of the heroic spirits and being like ",,," XD

Okay but I think Enkidu getting a power high from playing the Sims is so funny, and they actually create elaborate backstories for their Sims. And with Gilgamesh's help, they have the most beautiful Sim world

This ends up with Enkidu making a YouTube channel and what makes it popular is Enkidu rambling on about a Sim's backstory while they and Gil build stuff and create Sims together

Pretending Rama's curse doesn't exist, imagine him and Sita just chilling together playing cards. It's a nice image in my head. Also the child servants would do the whole thing of "Rama and Sita sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Idk how Sita is personally-wise but I just imagine Rama getting extremely flustered and idk Hektor or someone is like "Lol why are you getting so flustered over some child's tease? She's literally your wife." And Rama's like "I'M!!! NOT!!!!" But he is. He very much is.

Imagining Rama getting his curse lifted and gods he would definitely be severely touch starved (tbh most of the heroic spirits probably are, a lot of them need hugs XD) so when he holds Sita's hand after so many years of never seeing her, he just starts bawling. tbh, I imagine they both would cry a lot after seeing each other for the first time in years, okay I think they would be So Very Much in love still.

So I think they would constantly be holding hands a lot and hugging a lot, probably cuddling a lot too, just tbh being around each other a lot and trying to catch up

Also Rama just crushing on his own wife XD both of them catching the other staring at each other and being like awkward high schoolers and quickly looking away while blushing hard XD

Look man it's the little things and I just ajdnakkckaf okay Imma cry, they probably miss each other so much and ajbdkqkfkw angst because the fear of Rama's curse coming back so they constantly try to end conversations with "I love you", even after just arguing because they don't want the last thing they ever said to each other to be something angry or regretful, they want the last thing they said to be reassurance of their love just in case they never get to say it to each other again

I also think Rama would be extremely apologetic about himself accusing Sita of infidelity, I mostly say this because of one of his My Room Conversations about how regretful he was of accusing her, so I think he would probably have a lot of guilt over it

Also them doing each other's hair qjfnkakfkw <3

Fran gets a new dress and shows Asterios and he's like



And they both proceed to show other servants and Chaldea staff, like Fran will pose and Asterios will silently do jazz hands while glaring at people so they'll tell Fran how nice her dress is and how pretty she looks XD very supportive friend

Echo wrote:

This isn't an OC Headcanon but it's funny enough that I'm sharing it

HC: after getting summoned, Hyde becomes less of a Murderous Dude and becomes more of a Huge Annoying Inconvenience much to everyone's distaste (everyone starts to wish he would actually go back to stab attempts instead)

You know when he's has taken over the body because he blares "Alive" from the Jekell/Hyde musical as loud as he can on a wireless speaker, but unfortunately the music doesn't exactly tell you where he's at and more of what area of Chaldea he's lurking around, which is bad because he's about to pull some elaborate prank and have others help him through blackmail


Jekyll: "Huh, Hyde's been quiet for a while. Maybe I have control completely?"

Hyde, about to take over to steal their master's credit card: "Lmao you thought"


He steals the credit card to buy things for his pranks, which also said "pranks" end up with people going to Dr. Roman, almost everyone being extremely annoyed and having a bunch of time wasted, or a large portion of Chaldea becoming a huge mess

Or he just buys a bunch of those tiny plastic babies and hides them everywhere, like in cereal boxes, pillows, windows, ect and it takes almost a year to get rid of all of them because Hyde keeps buying more and he buys a ridiculous amount (RIP his master's credit card)

What I'm saying is that Hyde would pull phycological warfare on everyone and be really annoying XD

Qjnfkwmfkkqf one day he starts blaring The Song in random areas throughout the day but does nothing and everyone is on edge and weary and he gets absolute thrill out of everyone being so cautious and anxious

Going back to this, Hyde tortures his master by randomly hiding small plastic bugs around their room. Eventually his master ends up not having a fear of bugs anymore, although they still jump if they see a plastic bug on their bed