GGaD » Cosmic Dim. (V. XVIII), You're Correct but You're Not Right

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 18:05:00

6-yr-old me: (*enthralled by politics and war*)
Also 6-yr-old me: (*lowkey terrified by Willy Wonka and his chocolate factory*)

Looking back, I recognized that he was lowkey psychotic. But see, at the time, other kids were very adamant about thinking I was wrong.

But I mean, to be fair, I don't think they realized how gruesome it would be to be blown up into a blueberry and also nearly getting chopped apart by a fan. I did. I imagined it.

I guess that's also probably why I had homicide-related dreams for 2 years around that time huh

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 22, 2022 18:32:12

Galaxian are you okay

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 18:39:23

Thank you for asking, but no one wants me to answer that question

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 22, 2022 18:41:10

Usually the response is yes or no but I accept your answer

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 19:01:59

Thank you muchly (:

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 21:19:32

This is definitely one of those things I'll look back at years later and think myself stupid for but
Why are some beds for adults so short? I mean, in length. Like, are people really that short? Do their legs not jut out after the end of mattress?
I'm not sure if you can picture what I mean, but essentially, I mean those two-person beds where the length of the head of the bed, where the pillows are, is literally almost longer than the length for the people's bodies. Like, how?? How do they sleep on beds like those?
I remember I was about 10 when I tried lying down on one of those beds, and I jutted out across the end, so ?????

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 22, 2022 21:20:43

I mean, aside from being short I also sleep curled up into a ball, so maybe those types of beds are for people like me??? idk man

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 21:23:02

Show stupidity first, Google later. That's my rule.

Anyways xD @Eliza - I do that too (all coiled up), but like, sleeping posture matters, so technically people like us are supposed to uncoil once in a while, or at least try to go to sleep uncoiled, so that our backs aren't all scrunched up the entire night
Now I'm interested in seeing if those beds are less pricey. Personally I still wouldn't buy a bed like that though lol, it's not to my design tastes.

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 22, 2022 21:31:56

Fiiiiine I guess I'll try to lie uncomfortably on my back once in a while xD

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 22:09:09

(*headpat*) :3

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · April 22, 2022 23:03:10

Basket Cat · April 23, 2022 06:37:46

hehehehe

GalaxianExplosion · April 23, 2022 16:57:45

If my dream from last night doesn't give me a part 2, I will riot

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 23, 2022 17:05:27

I will riot with you

Time · April 23, 2022 19:01:13

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
This is definitely one of those things I'll look back at years later and think myself stupid for but
Why are some beds for adults so short? I mean, in length. Like, are people really that short? Do their legs not jut out after the end of mattress?
I'm not sure if you can picture what I mean, but essentially, I mean those two-person beds where the length of the head of the bed, where the pillows are, is literally almost longer than the length for the people's bodies. Like, how?? How do they sleep on beds like those?
I remember I was about 10 when I tried lying down on one of those beds, and I jutted out across the end, so ?????

-Galaxian-

Are you tall or something

GalaxianExplosion · April 25, 2022 12:33:37

@Eliza - My mind likes being told to what to do just about as much as I do, so prepare your rioting materials

The funny thing is that the night after, I don't remember anything else about my dream then; I just remember being all huffy-like at my dream and literally telling my mind, "So you're not gonna give me a part 2, are ya? Just gonna do anything that I didn't want?"
Of course, since my brain is hollow, I received no response, and the dream just kept playing lol.

And @Time - Yeah I'm something
Okay in all seriousness I searched up the average height for people my age and I do seem to be taller than average. I haven't actually measured it in a few years, though.
In the context of the bed thing, I don't think you need to be tall to exceed the length of the bed, which is making me wonder if they are really designed for people to sit in them or something. Idk, I don't know much about sleeping physics, but that sounds kinda unhealthy to me.

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · April 25, 2022 12:38:07

Oh, and another funny thing
I was on hiatus when Russet talked about how his parents wanted him to sell NFTs
Literally just as I finished reading the post, I got my first ad for NFTs.
I thought the coincidental irony was hilarious, so I screenshotted it for proof. But now it's gone, 'cause my school district deleted all my files. So, you'll just have to take me for my word. I sound iffy as heck, but it's true.

Btw, do I understand what NFTs are now? No. But from what I do understand, I also don't think I want to know. So yeah.
Selective knowledge~

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 25, 2022 12:45:19

*prepares menacing baguettes*

Also Galaxian you're probably taller than me then

GalaxianExplosion · April 25, 2022 22:50:31

Uh oh I think my mind thinks that those baguettes are tasty

Unless you're only 5' (or 5'', like Specter), I think you should be good for now xD. I mean, it'd be funny, but not yet. The time has not yet come.

-Galaxian-

Time · April 25, 2022 23:31:55

Wait Galaxian so you're short in comparison to us

GalaxianExplosion · April 25, 2022 23:40:06

Ikr, what a surprise xD :-P
The funny thing is that I'm still not the shortest one here, though.

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 26, 2022 10:22:18

I'm almost 5'3

I'M TALLER THAN SOMEONE FOR ONCE

NICE

GalaxianExplosion · April 26, 2022 10:24:56

Don't be complacent though, Eliza; your advantage may not last for long ((((:

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 26, 2022 10:53:27

NOOOOOOOOOO

GalaxianExplosion · April 26, 2022 10:58:51

Don't worry, you'll always be taller than 5'' Speckter :]

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 26, 2022 12:15:37

tHaT's hEigHtiSt

GalaxianExplosion · April 26, 2022 12:34:18

No, it's just a fact

...Unless you've been lying all this time and are actually 3''
3liza
3''liza

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · April 26, 2022 12:56:39

Hey look I might be short but I'm not that short

Basket Cat · April 26, 2022 12:56:51

Contrary to popular belief I am not a hobbit

GalaxianExplosion · April 26, 2022 13:09:39

So 3'?

-Galaxian-