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Little Ryoo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shephards its certainty.
Kiaane, hanging out with her and honestly getting misled to think that this is how normal people talk:
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Oh gods poor Kiaane
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That's kinda funny ngl
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Kiaane, after being around Ryoo too long: I am lost, unable to find food or shelter, and unable to complete the task that was given to me by my brethren. This place is but a wild and untamed jungle.
Eny: You're literally on main street.
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xD
-Galaxian-
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Ryoo: We're so close we finish each other's--
Kiaane, spacing out: ...seafood.
Ryoo:
Kiaane:
Ryoo:
Kiaane: Where's the sushi
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Maybe they did finish each other's seafood. Who are we to judge xD
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Kradly: Father, your blithe way of looking at things…
Lumi: Is wrong!
Kradly: Your abilities to love and be loved…
Lumi: Are missing!
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Wiley: You can egg someone with an egg, but you can’t potato them with a potato.
Raez: You can brain someone, but not with a brain.
Wiley: You can butt someone with your head, but not head someone with your butt.
Raez: You can clock someone with a clock, but the two senses of the word are unrelated. To clock means to strike the face, not with a clock.
Wiley: You can stone someone with stones, if you have more than one.
Rai: Okay, what the heck, guys.
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Raez: Wiley, what the...??
Wiley: Oh, so now only roosters are allowed to start off the day with screaming?
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Raez: I’m a simple man. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.
Wiley: It's only one serving if you’re serving it all to yourself at once
Raez: For once, I like the way you think
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Dion: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?
Raez: It's kinda complicated, but Wiley--
Dion: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Raez: Do you ever think before you speak?
Wiley: Oh yes, I think, "Haha, that's funny," and then I say it.
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Raez: Got bit by a snake. What do I do?
Wiley: Elevate and apply pressure
Raez, lifting the snake real high: Apologize or else
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Kiaane: what would you do if someone came here with five puppies, five kittens, and five kits
Ryoo:
Ryoo: What's in that box?
Kiaane: I think you know.
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djkghf these two
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Sunny: The next time I open up to someone will be during my autopsy.
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Ryoo: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Kiaane: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Genesis: "My natural neutral expression always makes me look like I'm in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's true."
Echo: "Papá, I'm sorry I broke your glasses..."
Alma: "It's okay. I've seen enough, anyway."
Alois: "Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked hard on those!"
Silence: "When you're feeling down, remember the three G's! You can be stressed and depressed, but at least you'll be fabulously dressed!"
Kradly: "Si, none of those start with G..."
Silence: "Toxic masculinity implies the existence of 'Oops I Did It Again masculinity' and 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' masculinity."
Francis: "There are three ways to solve conflict-"
Lumi: "Gun!"
Silence: "Knife."
Kradly: "Blackmail?"
Francis: "Why do I even bother."
Genesis: "I wanna be a reverse Tooth Fairy: Rob people and scatter teeth on their beds."
Alma: "Like a dentist."
Alois: "I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but you should probably contact the police."
Silence: "They call it a heart beet because your heart looks like a beet."
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I was going to list more types of masculinity before remembering I don't know any Britney Spears songs lol
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Silence: "Hello McDonalds. Later, I am going to buy 130 Mcnuggets. Prepare yourself."
Kradly: "How's your day going?"
Francis: "Great until around 4pm."
Kradly: "Aw, what happened at 4pm?"
Francis: "I woke up."
Solaris: "Pick a card."
Silence: "Okay! :D"
Solaris: "NOT MY CREDIT CARD???"
Genesis: "I'm going on a date!"
Alois: *rolls eyes* "Good for you."
Genesis: "Good for US. I'm picking you up at 7, bastard."
Raez: "Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?"
Rai: "I'm a 'not paying money for Photoshop' pirate."
Silence: "I would be unstoppable if law enforcement and physics didn't exist."
Kradly: "And we're enterally glad for both of those things."
Silence: "If you're lucky enough to not be stabbed, your internal organs will forever be in darkness."
Lumi: "NOT IF I SWALLOW THIS GLOW STICK WHOLE."
Solaris: "Si... What kind of tea is this?"
Silence: "Huh? Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade."
Alois: "I'm going to get my life together."
Genesis: "Spoiler alert! They did not get their life together! They instead got super drunk and fought a racoon!"
Solaris: "I got Tarot Cards! Does anyone want a reading?"
Alois: "Those are Pokémon cards..."
Solaris: "You got a Squirtle, and it means screw off!"
Raez: "Wiley uses humor to deflect trauma."
Wiley: "Aw, thanks!"
Raez: "It wasn't a compliment."
Wiley: "What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny."
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These made my day ngl
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Aww XD wjnfnwkfme
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Rai: "'Password is weak'? Yeah, well, so is my memory, so let me keep it."
Alma: "I'm gonna say 'Candyman' five times and Genesis is going to say 'Beetlejuice' three times. We're going to make them fight."
Alois: "See if you can get Bloody Mary in on it too."
Silence: "Just got kicked out of Starbucks because an old lady pointed at me and said 'Oh, look, there's Dracula in the corner' and I couldn't resist the urge to throw hands."
Francis, after struggling to open a water bottle: "Maybe I'm too soft for this world..."
Silence: "Actually it's pronounced 'jaslight'. You've been pronouncing it wrong the whole time."
Francis: "Okay, but all I've done today is sleep."
Francis: "Woke up at, like, noon. Ate lasagna. Went back to sleep."
Silence: "Method actor Garfield Kinnie."
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Raez: This roller is unstable
Wiley: That's why it's called a roller. I believe the word you're looking for is 'box.'
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Francis: "Self-care is stupid. I want to beat my father with his own bones."
Solaris: "I'm psychic btw, I saw everything coming and didn't say anything about it."
Solaris: "I'm shy /:"
Persephone: "It be like that sometimes."
Church congregation: "And sometimes like that it be."
Genesis: "We're engaged."
Alois: "IN COMBAT."
Silence: "Mamaaaaa, just killed a man. Put a gun to his head, said, "Vibe Check", now he's dead..."
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mmmmmmAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Lumi: "You SUCK."
Krad: "You SUCK MORE."
Lumi: "I went to church today JUST TO PRAY ON YOUR DOWNFALL."
-five minutes later-
Lumi: "Mom made pancakes."
Krad: "Okay, I'm coming."
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Alma: I fear no man...but that...thing...
*Having no adopted children to take care of*
Alma: It scares me.
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Qjbfjqkckwkf it's true
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Phantom: WHAT ARE THOSE??
Alma: They are my CROCS.
Silence: I smell pENNIES--
Echo: The doctor said all the bleeding is internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!
Silence: It's even bigger in person!
*one of those big electric cable towers*
Phantom: Yep, the Eiffel Tower.
Silence: Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? wHERE--
Alma: You want a healthy snack, Silence?
Silence: I want Chipotle
Alma:
Alma: I said a hEaLthY sNaCk--
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Silence: "Eboy this, Egirl that... And what am I? An Ediot."
Ruin: "Oh Father, who art in heaven, Baja be thy Blast-"
Genesis: "Romeo, my bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo."
Alois:
Phantom: "If I get shot, do I own the bullet?"
Phantom: "Can I keep it"
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nO hOmEo
That Phantom one is surprisingly accurate
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Silence: I'M MAKING F****** MAC N' CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
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Solaris: *walks across grass in crow form*
Violeta, in tears: "Superb you funky little death omen"
Phantom: "You call it 'death', I call it a Vibe Check from the gods."
Silence: "WHAT THE HECK IS AN 'XX' OR 'XY' CROME OF ZONE??? THE ONLY LETTERS I HAVE IN MY BODY ARE 'S' 'W' 'A' AND 'G'."
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I swear seeing birds walking is one of the funniest things to me and I will never get tired of it
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Ark: I'm going to beat you with the power of magic and this gun i found