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GalaxianExplosion · April 12, 2021 15:20:40

Rai: Do you know what you're doing?
Wiley: I'm a professional!!
Dion: That's not a yes!
Wiley: That's not a no!

GalaxianExplosion · April 12, 2021 15:24:41

Wiley: Alright, give me your hair dryer
Dion: What? What are you talking about?
Wiley: Don't you carry one?
Dion: Have you ever met a human?
Wiley: (*calls Raez*) Hey, do you have a hair dryer on ya?
Raez: Of course. I'm not an animal.

GalaxianExplosion · April 12, 2021 15:34:33

Future Dion: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you get here so fast?
Rai: Several traffic violations
Raez: Three counts of resisting arrest
Wiley: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Rai: Also, that's not our car

Basket Cat · April 12, 2021 17:24:33

That's dedication

ThreePunchAxel · April 13, 2021 06:00:57

Ark: If you put violently in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes instantly funnier.

Basket Cat · April 13, 2021 17:34:57

Time: I'm going to violently end you if you talk to my sister

ThreePunchAxel · April 14, 2021 06:58:42

Ark: *violently nervously laughs*

Basket Cat · April 15, 2021 17:04:30

I actually smiled at that help--

Time · April 16, 2021 00:36:56

No, I have decided I will not help at this occasion

ThreePunchAxel · April 18, 2021 13:53:36

Ark: You know this would go a lot quicker if we did things my way.
Galaxian: Since your way probably involves explosives, I think it's best if we don't.

Last edited by ThreePunchAxel (April 18, 2021 13:55:17)

Echowo · April 22, 2021 01:41:13

Alois: *walks into kitchen covered in his own blood, holding a rabbit he fought from a hawk* "Food."

Violeta, mouthing: "I'm on the phone."

Judge: "And how does the defendant plead?"

Alois: "Like this your honour-" *whiney voice* "Oh noooo, I didn't do any crimes~"

Alois: "I had a considerable amount of vodka! Whoopsies~"

Alma: "Straight?"

Alois: "Nah, bi."

Solaris: "The weather outside is frightful! But inside is equally frightful! No matter which room you go~ Full of crows, full of crows, full of crows~"

Customer: "Piña colada, please."

Alma: "Coming right up!"

Customer: "Can you make it virgin?"

Alma, trying to not cry: "Yes, I know how to make it-"

Echowo · April 22, 2021 01:53:54

Solaris: "Being naked is not sexy. Wearing an 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into black, high-waisted trousers is sexy. There are no exceptions."

Alma: "Firstly, you ignored my dogs dressed as Santa, so screw you! Secondly-"

Silence: "I identify with seagulls because I too also enjoy screaming and stealing food from small children."

Stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

Echo, gently fixing it: "There you go, you can see now. :3"

GalaxianExplosion · April 29, 2021 21:21:47

Rai: I’m not sure about this flashback light. Are you sure it isn’t some elaborate device that will teleport me to another dimension?
Wiley: Well, that depends. Where do you wanna go?

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Rai: How's my hair?
Dion: Still on your head.
Rai: Good enough.

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Akuma: They might hate you, but it doesn't matter. They're flammable :'D.

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Akuma: You might be wondering why I'm doing this to you.
Hitan: You're evil. I get it.

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Garakuta: Akuma, if you're the devil, how come you're not wearing Prada?

Echowo · April 30, 2021 17:03:35

Kradly: "Don't fill up on bread. That's how they get you."

Lumi: "That's how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden!"

Solaris: "Too many songs about love, not enough songs about swordfights."

Lumi: "I'm not twenty one so don't say the a word in front of me."

Silence: "Anchovies..."

Kradly: "Great, we're grounded now. I hope you're happy."

(First day as lawyer)

Judge: "And who will you be representing?"

Alois, throwing up gang signs: "The streets, your honour."

Alois: "The prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this?"

Alois: *Puts middle finger up*

Echo: "I am a simple gal: people raise their voices at me, I cry for hours."

Alois: "Your honour, quick question... Am I winning?"

Alma in his head and in headcanons: *creates witty and wonderful sentences*

Alma ordering at a restaurant: "I the soup want."

Solaris: "My hobbies include sitting on the floor and being absolutely devastated by the fact I have a physical form."

Alma: "Physically? Yeah, I'm here. But mentally? I'm in a beautiful renaissance painting wearing a wonderful silk dress while staring wistfully off into the distance."

Alma: *sweater slips off one shoulder*

Alma, mentally: I am the sexiest person in the world right now. In this moment, I am a star~

HDK: *swings bat and misses*

Silence: "Strike one!"

HDK, swinging and missing again: "That's not how this works!"

Silence: "Strike two! One more and you're out!"

HDK, under his breath: "Frick..."

Silence: "I am the proud owner of an IQ of five and a half!"

Kradly: "Not for long."

Silence: "Please, it's all I have."

Apollo: "Reblog if you are LGBTQ, support LGBTQ, or wANT TO VIOLENTLY FLING YOURSELF INTO THE SUN!!!"

Evil clone: "Shoot THEM! They're the clone!"

Francis, pointing gun at clone: "Nice try, but the REAL Silence would never pass up the opportunity to die!"

Silence: *Crushes emotions with bare hands*

Silence: "As I was saying-"

Last edited by Echo (April 30, 2021 17:25:25)

Echowo · May 1, 2021 20:50:24

Silence: "Why do my last two braincells have to be a sad one and a stupid one."

Apollo: "Everyone shut up! I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong!"

Silence: "Alma, can you come pick me up? They're talking about having futures and living past thirty!"

Alois: "Dude, get your flashlight out of my face, I can't see a freaking thing!"

Alois: "I don't care that my 'eyes are glowing' and 'humans can't do that'! Get your flashlight out of my face and shut up, you idiot!"

Apollo: "Self care is breaking into NASA and YEETING YOURSELF INTO THE FREAKING VOID."

Ruin: "Sitting on and touching warm rocks... That's the stuff."

Silence: "Are you... a reptile?"

Ruin: "Are you a cop? Mind your business."

Alma, very angrily: "Here's a new spell to get people to leave you alone! Ingredient: Salt! Throw the salt at the being you are trying to banish and yell, 'LEAVE ME THE (BEEP) ALONE!'! If it doesn't work the first time, do it again and aim for the eyes!"

Alois: "Did Karen bother you again?"

Alma, shoving salt into his bag: "What gave it away?"

GalaxianExplosion · May 3, 2021 02:48:47

Raez: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant.
Wiley: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Rai, to Dion and Raez: I can't imagine what Wiley is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Rai: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Dion: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Rai: That's not what I asked.
Dion: That is all the information I have.

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Raez: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Wiley: We could attack them with hummus.
Raez: I stand corrected.
Wiley: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Sunny: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
August: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment. You keep eating all the freaking plants.

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Wiley: *on the phone* Hey Rai, do you know my blood type?
Rai: Of course, it's AB negative.
Wiley: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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Rai: Raez, what are you doing?
Raez: (*shaking a cat shaped piggy bank*) I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Rai: You could always take it out and count it.
Raez: Where’s the fun in that?

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Raez: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Dion: Their slowness.
Raez: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Raez: Now I have a plan.
Raez: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Wiley: What’s your favorite color?
Raez: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Wiley: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Raez: My favorite color is pink.

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Wiley: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Dion: That’s 200%.
Wiley: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Iollan: Why are you like this??
Hitan: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Hitan: The time to act is now.
Helen: Wink, wink.
Hitan: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.
Helen: Oh, sorry.
Helen: Wink.

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Little Hitan: I heard you gained an interest in reptiles. Do you have any fun facts?
Little Helen, with all seriousness: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

~

Basket Cat · May 3, 2021 18:10:07

No tears shampoo never worked for me o.o

Basket Cat · May 4, 2021 14:41:40

*there is a large explosion in the distance*
Silence after consuming too much caffeine: It's a gIANT MUSHROOM
Alma: Wha--
Silence: MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY

Echowo · May 8, 2021 18:53:18

HDK: "A cup of hot tea really heals your soul, this is true science."

Google idk: "Actually, a cup of hot anything in your hands mimics human warmth, which is said to have calming properties. So, yes, it's true. Tea mimics the human need for care, touch, and recognition."

HDK: "I'm gonna cry, I'm so lonely now and all I have is this cup of freaking leaf water."

Silence: "I gonna beat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found!"

Lumi: "Maybe the real treasure is the gun we found along the way."

Basket Cat · May 9, 2021 07:08:54

Don't forget the gun y'all

ThreePunchAxel · May 10, 2021 17:07:03

Galaxian: Be careful. This corridor is probably lined with booby traps.
Ark: *laughs* You said traps.

GalaxianExplosion · May 11, 2021 15:53:35

Wiley: Want to know something weird?
Raez: First of all, it’s four in the morning. Second of all, continue.

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Echowo · May 17, 2021 22:24:06

Silence: "Drink the water."

Francis: "No."

Kradly: "Drink the water."

Francis: "No."

Lumi: "DRINK the WATER."

Francis: "NO."

Kradly, taking the energy drink away: "You CAN'T survive off of Monsters!"

Francis: "TRY AND STOP ME."

Silence: "Take one sip!"

Francis: "...One sip..."

Francis: *sniffs water* "UGH, IT SMELLS BAD."

Lumi: "Oh my gods, you're so dramatic- JUST DRINK IT."

Francis: *takes a sip*

Francis: "IT BURNS."

Kradly: "My gods- No it doesn't!"

Echowo · May 17, 2021 22:31:20

Lumi, in mob boss voice: "You disrespect me... you disrespect my family..."

Kradly, joining in: "...You called us stinky poopy babies..."

Lumi: "You punched my wife..."

Kradly: "You kicked my baby!"

Lumi: "You kicked my (beep)ing baby!"

Kradly: "You ate our dog..."

Lumi: "You ate our house..."

Silence, singing: "Everyday I'm suffering~!"

Silence, dancing: "BUM BUM BUM BUM BAOH BAOH! SAVE ME FROM THIS PRISON~!"

Silence, crying:

Echowo · May 17, 2021 22:41:52

Silence @Francis: "HAVE YOU (BEEP)ING EATEN YET???? THIS is NOT a multiple choice answer. This is: 'I have' oR THE WRONG ANSWER."

Silence: "GET THE (CENSOR) UP AND GO EAT. NOW!!!! YOU SEEM TO BE UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS IS VOLUNTARY."

Silence: "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR SOME (BEEP)ING BULL(CENSOR) THAT YOU DON'T DESERVE TO EAT BECAUSE THIS ISN'T YOUR (BEEP)ING CHOICE. YOU ARE GOING TO GO EAT WITHER YOU DESERVE TO OR NOT!!!!"

Silence: "YOU!!! ARE NOT!!! A (BEEP)ING!!!! PLANT!!! YOU CANNOT SURVIVE OFF OF PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!!!! GO!!!! EAAAAAAT!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!"

Basket Cat · May 18, 2021 11:48:37

^Me telling my mom to drink water

GalaxianExplosion · May 18, 2021 13:36:15

Wiley: Women fear me. Fish want me
Raez: Isn’t it the other way around?
Wiley: It’s not
Rai: It’s really not

GalaxianExplosion · May 18, 2021 14:16:02

Sunny: Sollux hasn't stopped staring through the window ever since the storm started
Sunny: Guess I should go let her in

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Wiley: 13 year old me would be both in awe and terrified at who I am now
Rai: 13 year old me wouldn’t think I’d get this far
Raez: I’d fight 13 year old me

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Sollux: We can’t go in there. It says 18+ and we’re only two people
Sunny: You’re so stupid
Sunny: Just invite more people

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Wiley: People treat me like an idiot, so I’m allowed to act like one from time to time. It’s one of the perks

~

GalaxianExplosion · May 18, 2021 14:31:55

Dion: Next person who says "Weird flex but okay" is getting a kick to the shins.
Raez and Wiley, chorusing: Preposterous boast but alas.

Echowo · May 21, 2021 21:06:03

Alma: "I'm going to the store, want anything?"

Alois, in one of his more demonic forms: "THE SOUL OF A MAIDEN. I WANT IT FRESH FROM HELL.

Alma:

Alma: "...I only have ten dollars..."