Hm. Makes sense makes sense,

I thought that biting one's thumb was an insult created purely from Shakespeare's stuff. That's what I've seen and others told me.

It's just an odd way to insult one. I guess. But hey, it's Shakespeare stuff indeed.

Galaxian: *ordering a cake over the phone*
Person on the phone: And what would you like your cake to say?
Galaxian: *covers phone* do we want a talking cake?

Someone: I like your name
Nickel: thanks! I got it for my birthday!

(Big brains right there)

,,, >;/

-Galaxian-

GET IN THAT LEAF JUICE YOU SEXY, SEXY BEE SAUCE

wHEEZE-

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Hitan: My demons are chasing me and they are doing the Naruto run.

Raez: What are you doing?
Wiley, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking. 

The Mamba: *drinks half a bottle of water in under 30 seconds* Great now I don’t have to drink water for another 3 days.
The A.A.: That’s… not how that works.

Hitan: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Rai: *sighs* Fine, we're cowabunga. 

Wiley: I woke up.
Rai: Um… good job?
Wiley: Thanks. I’m done for the day.

Lianhuan: What do you want to be for Halloween?
Galaxian: Appreciated.

Chronos: When I said “bring me back something from the beach”, I meant like a sea shell-
Lianhuan, struggling to hold a seagull: Well you didn’t say that!

Wiley: Raez likes to say that you can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.

Nagesh: I was put on this earth to do one thing, luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

Kenyon: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?
Sunny: The audacity.

Ghost: Dying sucks, how do you cope with mortality?
Akuma: Violent outbursts.
Benigno: General sassiness.
Hitan: Bottle up everything for later.
Galaxian: Thanks to denial, I am immortal!

Galaxian: Midlife crisis? No, no. Midday crisis. Happens every day.

Benigno: Some days the only relatable mental concept is Jigglypuff holding a knife.

Sunny: I constantly update my will, because while I know I want to be cremated, the person whose face I want my ashes thrown in keeps changing.

Raez: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Wiley: So long as you also don't ask why.
Wiley: *pulls seven pristine human skulls out of bag* Take your pick.
Raez:
Raez: This one is fine.

The Mamba: If someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife. And that’s how you start a collection.

Raez: Imma keep it real with you. The idea of eternal life is so horrifying that sounds like hell.
Raez: I honestly hope when I die I just die and my consciousness ends.
Wiley: Okay but I’d like to become Minecraft Steve when I die, that would be really cool I think.

Rai: Do you ever just feel the 'oh no' in your soul?

Rai: Life always surprises you because at every stage of it you’re like, “There’s nothing worse that this,” but then surprise, there is.

Raez: I'm giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept.

Raez, going through the first aid kit: WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?!
Wiley, bleeding out: I thought it would be funny at the time.

Rai: I feel like I am on a life-support machine, and people keep pulling the plug to charge their phones.

Hitan: Did you break a bone?! Are you okay??
Galaxian: You can't break what you don't have.
Hitan:
Galaxian:
Hitan: Please let that be a joke.

Hitan: I am a simple being. I see anything, I have a crisis

Kiaane: I have decided I want to be cremated.
Ryoo: Like, when you die?
Kiaane: No, like, whenever. Just surprise me.

Rai: Did you know that when you break a bone, it will typically heal back stronger than before?
Wiley: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?
Raez: Please do not do that.

The Mamba: Hate it when you try to kill someone and they don’t die, like, how rude do you have to be?

Raez: You are never alone on Valentine’s Day if you’re near a lake and have bread.

Ryoo: You know, life is like rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. Making small adjustments and making everything seem perfect and focusing on the small invaluable details like caring about what outfit to wear today or how chairs are positioned, but that really isn't going to change the course of anything significant. For example the Titanic, the chairs might’ve been perfect but it still went terribly wrong. If you think about it, it could -
Aereon: I just wanted your opinion on how to fix the living room.

Wiley: All odd numbers have an e in them.
Raez: It's three A.M.
Wiley: ThrEE.
Raez: Go to bed. 

Hitan: How are you feeling?
Galaxian: I feel like a napkin that fell on the floor and has been flattened and trampled on and tainted so that it blends in almost perfectly with the ground.
Hitan: …I’m sorry.

Wiley: I don’t trust birds. Fricking hollow bones. Suspicious. What are you hiding in there.
Raez: Love.
Wiley: Fudge. Shoot. You’re right. Fudge.

Wiley: In Scooby-Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff.
Rai: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in Scooby-Doo?

Rai: Do you have the time?
Raez: For you, Rai? Rai, are you joking? Are you joking me? Rai. I will always have time for you. My time may be precious but you are more so. Rai, you… are a shining pearl in a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you.
Rai: No, like what time is it?

Kenshin: Are you taken?
Rune: Yeah, for granted

Yes ^^

 

Rai: So there's this quiz on the internet which tells you what kind of donut you would be--
Dion, just wanting to be mad at something: And you think I don't already know wHAT KIND OF DONUT I WOULD BE!?

Dion. Chill.

-Galaxian-

Wiley: Raez, are you alright?
Raez: I’m fine.
Wiley: What does ‘fine’ mean?
Raez: It means that I’m perfectly content but I also wouldn’t mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

Raez: I am never too depressed to neglect a dramatic entrance.

Rai: In some ways, you and Wiley are a lot alike.
Raez: I consider that the greatest insult of my life.

Wiley: Hello my beautiful dear friend, just wondering did you eat my leftovers as they seem to have disappeared and I was so looking forward to them.
Raez: Maybe.
Wiley: Here's to your one way trip to heck.

Wiley: I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try everything.

Aereon: I raised two perfectly functional children.
Ryoo: You have two other children I'm not aware of?

Galaxian: Sometimes Hitan will be like “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually wanna know my thought process.

Ji Kun: Did you even listen to a single word I just said?
Benigno: In my defense, I listened to like five of them and that’s a new record for me.

Rai: Talk to him. That’s what friends do.
Wiley: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Rai: That’s your plan for dealing with this?
Wiley: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I’m going to win that way.

Martin, whenever he’s bored: Should I log into my mom’s Facebook account and block my uncle to start family drama?

Hitan: You have a really strong handshake.
Rai: Thanks, I clench my fists dramatically a lot.

Martin: uwu
Kiaane: I don't understand your teenage language. You teenagers and your ooowooo language. Not lit.

Rai: Dress everyday like you're going to get murdered in your clothes.

Sunny: I'd invite you in, but my house is a mess.
Blair: That's okay. I don't mind.
Sunny: Rephrasing. I don't want anyone in my house.

Anyone: You want to know what your problem is?
Galaxian: I only have one???

Sollux: Time to get out of bed! The sun is up!
Sunny: So? It's not like I have to photosynthesize or anything.

Ji Kun: You can’t be tired. You’re young.
Benigno: Really?? I had no idea. My exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

Tensei: Pros of wearing black: it looks cool as heck.
Tensei: Cons: everyone knows I ate powdered doughnuts.

Rai: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Wiley: The murderer used poisoned hummus.
Rai: I stand corrected.

Specter: Oh sure, when chameleons change colors to blend in with their surroundings it’s “nature”, but when I do it in ghost form, it’s “terrifying” and “creepy”. Typical double standards.

Dion: Rai sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?
Raez: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

Sunny: Some people are like slinkies.
Sunny: Not really worth much, but they make you crack a smile when they fall down stairs.
Kenyon: Please don’t “accidentally” trip August.
Sunny: You can’t stop me.

Galaxian: You think YOU want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I’m not talking.

Cuthwolf, throwing food at ducks: Do not forget this act of altruism. If I am ever in trouble I expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget.

Baldr: Badit, you have to get up.
Benigno: I’m not sleeping, I’m dead.
Benigno: Leave flowers and get out. 

Galaxian, 15 years later, looking at Alexander: I haven’t spoken to that person in over 10 years. What he did was unforgivable.
Hitan: You don’t even remember, do you?
Galaxian: He knows what he did.

Wiley: Rai, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Rai: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Wiley:
Wiley: Raez, how do I get-

Raez: Everything’s going to be okay.
Wiley: Oh man, I can tell you confidently that everything is not going to be okay.

Helen: Did it hurt-
Hitan: Yes.
Helen: You didn’t even wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part!
Hitan: Everything hurts.

Garakuta: ATTENTION!
Hitan: What now, Garakuta?
Garakuta: I don’t know. I just needed attention.

Wiley: I know I’m a real asset.
Raez: You’re only off by two letters.

Chronos: Jenny told me that instead of being sad, I should ‘go get it, girl’. So I’m going to go get it, girl.
Time: What are you going to get?
Chronos: Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be sure.

Wiley: Everyone get on my level.
Raez: To get on your level I’d need cement shoes and a one-way ticket to the Mariana trench.

Raez: I'm sorry I talked you into this.
Rai: I'm sorry I listened. 

Dion: I’m this close to crying.
Rai: Your fingers are touching.
Dion: Exactly. 

Raez: Just tell them something you wish someone would say to you!
Wiley: “You are unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”

Hitan: *holding door open* After you.
Rai: No, after you.
Hitan: I insist, after you.
Helen: *shoves through them both* After me. 

Hitan: There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and misusing them.
Wiley: I completely photosynthesize with this.

Ji Kun: I am at a loss for words!
Baldr, aside: Despite being at a loss for words, he continued to yell at us for the next ten minutes.

Wiley: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is underneath it.
Literally everyone else: We are NOT doing that.
Wiley: MistleFOE.
Everyone else: No!

Galaxian: There’s an old, abandoned, ruined building in the middle of nowhere that has “Come see my cat” spray painted on the side.
Ishmael: Don’t go in.
Galaxian: But I want to see the cat.

Wiley: You don’t even know about my knife shoes.
Dion: Ice skates.
Wiley: Blocked.

Sunny: My default expression makes me look like I’m in a bad mood which is convenient considering it’s usually true.

Wiley: I am a sophisticated adult, okay?
Wiley: Just last week I purchased a vegetable!

Raez: Yoink is the opposite of yeet.
Rai: But it’s just as fast.
Raez: The gods yeeteth and the gods yoinketh away.
Dion, though not a religious person: I feel like I’m having a stroke.

Wiley: Hey people who know astrology stuff. I’ve been having a lot of feelings lately. Any planets I can blame that on?
Raez: Earth.

Rai: We’re so in sync we finish each other’s s…
Anima: s….somebody once told me--

Rai: Whoa, you’re being a little-
Hitan: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?
Rai: I was going to say ‘cray-cray’.

Iollan: I’m going to Taco Bell, you want anything?
Garakuta: I want my parents back.
Iollan: Yeah, I have like twelve dollars.

Wiley: See? Raez thinks my jokes are funny.
Rai: Statistically, I suppose someone has to. 

Metallic: Why is there blood everywhere!?!?
Mamba: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Metallic: You sTABBED SOMEONE!!??
Mamba: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

Dion: Being 5'6 is so hard sometimes--
Raez: This is true. I remember being 13 and not being able to reach anything...
Dion: (ง '̀-'́)ง

(Thanks for Boardhost for deleting all the IQs I typed)