GGaD » [@Time & Specter] Let's let the title slide this time.

SpecterTheGreat · April 6, 2021 12:10:59

"Did you know..." She lowered her voice as if telling a secret, but by her tone the others could probably tell she was joking. "Did you know that if you throw an apple hard enough at a doctor, you can knock 'em out? It works better if you throw more apples than just one."
She's trying to be funny.

GalaxianExplosion · April 6, 2021 12:12:34

"Is that why the ship lacks a doctor?" Raez asks. That's also kind of a joke because he's somewhat a medic. Well, he's no official doctor, but he can patch up wounds if needed and prevent infections from happening and stuff.

Time · April 6, 2021 18:56:24

"No, it's just saying that apples are healthy, and it's a saying that keeping a healthy diet just makes you more healthy because unhealthy people are commonly found in hospitals, where doctors are." Honestly, she seemed a bit ticked on having to explain this.

SpecterTheGreat · April 6, 2021 19:34:56

((This is very funny idk xD))

Dilanne stared at Aurora.
"But have you ever tried throwing an apple at a doctor? Throwing apples does keep them away."

GalaxianExplosion · April 6, 2021 19:44:01

Realizing he gave the other two free ammunition, Raez mutters a quiet "Oh no."

(Aurora literally seems as volatile and salty as the sea)

SpecterTheGreat · April 7, 2021 09:59:43

Dilanne grinned at Raez, turning an apple around in her hand.

GalaxianExplosion · April 7, 2021 12:53:42

"Woah there," Raez says, feigning fear. "I'm not a doctor. So, please spare me from thy wrath."

Time · April 7, 2021 17:03:40

((That's kinda the point))

Aurora went back to eating her food.

SpecterTheGreat · April 8, 2021 10:31:15

Now Dilanne bopped Aurora's head with her apple.

Time · April 8, 2021 22:52:38

"Ow!" Aurora placed one of her hands on the top of her head, "What was that for!?" She seemed angry, again.

SpecterTheGreat · April 8, 2021 22:54:32

"Heey, it wasn't that hard! I was just testing to see if you were a doctor by any chance~"

GalaxianExplosion · April 8, 2021 22:55:22

"Don't get into a food fight, or you'll be wasting food, which is a horrible deed," Raez cautions gently(?).

Time · April 9, 2021 10:15:05

"The saying isn't litteral! It's just saying to eat healthy food!!" Aurora threw her hands up into the air.

SpecterTheGreat · April 12, 2021 09:24:16

Dilanne shook her head, laughed, and finally bit into her apple.

GalaxianExplosion · April 12, 2021 14:03:42

"Well, I would like to profess: I would be driven away by an apple-wielding maniac, one hundred percent," Raez admits with all seriousness.

SpecterTheGreat · April 12, 2021 16:17:13

"The best choice would be to eat the apples as they're thrown at you," Dilanne said. "And hope they're not poisoned, of course."

GalaxianExplosion · April 12, 2021 17:41:59

"Or I could just...run," Raez suggests as he finally takes a bite of his food.

Time · April 12, 2021 23:49:30

Aurora buried her face in her hands with a groan.

SpecterTheGreat · April 12, 2021 23:50:06

"And miss out on the chance of eating free apples? No sir!"

GalaxianExplosion · April 12, 2021 23:54:22

"I don't know 'bout you two, but I actually can be poisoned to death," Raez says defensively. After two seconds, he adds: "I think. Never tried being poisoned to death before."
Bruh.
"Don't want to either," he adds before anyone can come up with any bad ideas.

SpecterTheGreat · April 12, 2021 23:58:24

"There go my plans for today... just kidding! Don't worry, I would never give you a poisoned apple." Dilanne turned from Raez to point at Aurora. "Or you either, so you're safe too."

GalaxianExplosion · April 13, 2021 00:06:32

Raez does a brief expression of fear, hopefully ingenuine. Genuine or not, he excels in being dramatic and hiding what he thinks, so who knows?

Time · April 13, 2021 09:50:20

Aurora looked up, "Can you be poisoned, Dilanne?"

SpecterTheGreat · April 13, 2021 09:55:03

She shrugged. "Eh, not really, but maybe? It probably can't kill me." Dilanne laughed after speaking. "But I can poison people. I'm also poisonous, so don't confuse me with an apple."
The siren turned her attention to Aurora and offered a smile. "Well, what about you?"

GalaxianExplosion · April 13, 2021 18:03:52

"Humanoid cannibals should stay well away from you, then," Raez reverse-suggests to Dilanne.
What the heck, Eas??

SpecterTheGreat · April 13, 2021 19:16:30

"Exactly,"
Dilanne fingergunned at Raez and returned to her food.

Time · April 13, 2021 20:02:49

"I have like, normal human mortal physiology. So yes."

GalaxianExplosion · April 13, 2021 20:32:17

"A shame," Raez jokes before he goes back to making eating his main priority.
Well, the good thing is that what he brought for the three of them actually tastes good. Y'know how some healthy meals taste absolutely disgusting? Not this one, or at least, not this time. Yay.

Time · April 13, 2021 23:16:44

Good. At least the food was good.

SpecterTheGreat · April 16, 2021 01:01:52

Dilanne looks really happy while drinking her portion of milk.