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Basket Cat · February 18, 2021 19:07:48

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Kenyon: Why is Sollux carrying around a potted plant?
Sunny: She asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making her carry that to make up for all the oxygen she wasted

B R U H ASKJDAHL

GalaxianExplosion · February 22, 2021 14:19:24

The Mamba: (*stubs toe*) OW! A.A.!! This table hit me!!
The A.A.: No. You hit the table.
The Mamba: Nuh-uh! I've been ATTACKED! The tables are out to get me! We must fight them! (*points at table*) Cheetah, come help me!
The Cheetah: (*appears out of nowhere*) Always! (*blows up table*)
The A.A.: (*disappears*)

SpecterTheGreat · February 22, 2021 14:29:13

But one day, the tables will turn...

GalaxianExplosion · February 22, 2021 14:31:26

AFIDSJOSDIJFOS okay that pun was good xD

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · February 22, 2021 17:25:02

Well well well, how the turn tables...

ThreePunchAxel · February 23, 2021 10:54:31

Ark: Remember kids, there are no accidents.
Galaxian: The house burning behind you begs to differ.

Basket Cat · February 23, 2021 16:35:55

T h e h o u s e b u r n i n g b e h i n d y o u b e g s t o d i f f e r

SpecterTheGreat · March 1, 2021 15:43:48

Sollux: Sunny, where are you going?
Sunny: To seek the company of the only one who's got any sense around here.
Sollux: And who's that?
Sunny: Myself, Sollux.

Basket Cat · March 1, 2021 17:23:43

But if it's himself why does he need to go anywhere

GalaxianExplosion · March 1, 2021 18:00:54

He needs a break from everyone else

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · March 1, 2021 18:28:26

valid

GalaxianExplosion · March 4, 2021 21:35:21

Kiaane: (*refusing to leave their room*)
Ryoo: You will find the need to leave your room eventually.
Kiaane: No. I am one with the room.
Ryoo: I made you coffee.
Kiaane: That will suffice, yes.

GalaxianExplosion · March 4, 2021 23:13:52

Garakuta: Not all dogs are "good boys"...
Galaxian, slowly putting his hands above the table to make vaguely threatening tickling motions: :-)
Garakuta: 0-0...because some are good girls!
Galaxian: (*giggling, putting his hands back under the table*)

GalaxianExplosion · March 4, 2021 23:20:46

Hitan: (*looking up at the stars*)
Helen: What are you doing?
Hitan: I am naming stars after people I love.
Helen: Do I get a star?
Hitan: You get the Sun.

Basket Cat · March 5, 2021 08:31:42

awwwwwwww

ThreePunchAxel · March 5, 2021 10:46:46

Ark: Maybe one day someone will call me sir without adding, "You're making a scene."

Echowo · March 6, 2021 19:18:51

Alma: "You guys wanna check out the hot single Imma 'bout to drop?"

Alma: *falls to ground*

Alma: "It's me, I'm the hot single."

Basket Cat · March 7, 2021 16:04:59

That's definitely not narcissist to say

GalaxianExplosion · March 7, 2021 16:43:15

Definitely

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · March 7, 2021 17:00:11

Raez: Why are you friends with me?
Rai: Because you're sweet and sane
Raez: Wiley said I'm bitter and crazy, so one of you is lying

~

Raez: Wiley, I love you and you know this, but sometimes I wish you would grow up a little? Especially when we're talking about important things?
Wiley: (*completely silent*)
Raez: Wiles, I hope you know I didn't mean that in a negative way, I just--
Wiley, swallowing the 49 gummy bears in his mouth: Oh nah it's okay I'll focus now

~

Wiley: I guess you could say I'm a chicken magnet
Rai: You mean chick magnet?
[sounds of distant clucking get louder]
Wiley: We have to go. NOW.

~

Rai: (*picks up phone*) What, Wiley? I'm busy.
Wiley: Just had 45 Red Bulls, wanted to know your bets on what'll happen after I drink 55 more. Will I pass out or will I ascend? Or will my bank account collapse from the cost of these things first?
Rai: ...on my way.

~

Raez: Dear whomever stole my animal crackers, I will--
Wiley: I did :D
Raez: ...I will go out and buy new ones, have a wonderful day.

GalaxianExplosion · March 7, 2021 17:02:14

August: Hey, Sollux, let's play a game.
Sollux: Okay!
August: The floor is lava.
Sollux: (*pushes Sunny onto floor*)

Basket Cat · March 8, 2021 10:12:04

r i p

Basket Cat · March 9, 2021 11:20:54

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Kiaane: (*refusing to leave their room*)
Ryoo: You will find the need to leave your room eventually.
Kiaane: No. I am one with the room.
Ryoo: I made you coffee.
Kiaane: That will suffice, yes.

I relate with this one

Time · March 9, 2021 21:17:41

Are you bribed by coffee often? Eliza?

Basket Cat · March 10, 2021 19:12:53

No I don't actually drink coffee but I am easily bribed with baguettes or chocolate

Echowo · March 11, 2021 07:09:55

Silence: "Francey, will you make me the happiest person alive and-"

Francis: "Yes, I will storm Area 51 with you."

Silence: "hELL YEA!"

Basket Cat · March 12, 2021 12:42:43

Silence: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Silence: i became more evil if you’re curious
Alma: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Silence: I’m going to get worse on purpose
_____
Chronos: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Time: How can you still say that?
Chronos: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.
_____
Time: How petty can you get?
Ark: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
_____
Chronos: What is your biggest weakness?
Ark: I can be uncooperative.
Chronos: Okay, can you give me an example?
Ark: No.

Basket Cat · March 12, 2021 12:44:33

Time: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Chronos: You and me!!!
Time, tearing up: Okay.

Basket Cat · March 12, 2021 12:45:26

Chronos: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Time: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Basket Cat · March 12, 2021 16:55:45

Chronos, talking to on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Stella: You bet!
Chronos: At what temperature?
Stella: 535.
Chronos: That's the clock.
Stella:
Chronos:
Stella: 536.