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SpecterTheGreat · November 12, 2020 17:14:12

Waiter: What would you like to have?
Helen: Bring a milkshake with two straws.
Hitan: *blushes*
Helen, putting both straws in her mouth: Look how fast I can drink

Echowo · November 17, 2020 23:52:16

Helen: "Hey, hey! The ocean is just a huge thing of soup because it contains meat, salt, and veggies!"

Hitan: "I..."

SpecterTheGreat · December 9, 2020 11:20:51

[Cooking]
Cheetah: Recipe says... to beat three eggs.
Mamba: At what? Hand to hand combat?
Cheetah: Must be. Cause A.A. banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

Basket Cat · December 9, 2020 11:21:16

*during a math test*
Nagesh: hey what answer did you get for number 12
Time: I got 18
Heaven: I got 9.5
Chronos: I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason
Nagesh:
Chronos: I don't know--
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Nobody:
Silence: LET'S MCFREAKIN LOSE IT
_______

Echowo · December 9, 2020 11:26:36

M C F R E A K I N

I-

SpecterTheGreat · December 9, 2020 11:34:27

Raez: Wiley, did you eat my food again?
Wiley: Why, is there still some on my face?
Raez: No.
Wiley: Then no.

SpecterTheGreat · December 9, 2020 11:44:23

Alma: Echo acciedntally stepped on a ladybug and now she's so heartbroken that she's crying and cradling its dead body.
Alma: I don't have the heart to tell her it's actually a red M&M.

ThreePunchAxel · December 9, 2020 12:12:08

Ark: Welcome to McDonalds, Now tell me your McFreakin order before I McLose it.

Basket Cat · December 10, 2020 11:12:46

Nagesh: I'm driving
Jenny: Shotgun!
Heaven: But you had it on the way he--OH MY GODS
Jenny: No, I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat.
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*in the car*
Chronos: And that's when they became horribly lost
Time: ARE WE LOST?!
Heaven: No
Chronos: She lied
Heaven: stop it
_____
Chronos to Stella: Now, honey, you're getting older and you have to act a little bit more your age.
Some kid: THE GROUND IS LAVA
Stella:
Chronos on top of the playground: AH YOU'RE IN LAVA
_____
Alma getting ready to kill a giant spider: Alright, nothing to be afraid of
Echo: LOOK!
The Spider: *is gone*
Alma:
Alma getting in the car: Say goodbye to the house guys
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*at a dog show*
Silence: The judge will now decide the winner
Echo: I can't decide, they're all cute and they're mine now
Alma: wha-
Silence, running away: *laughing hysterically*

Basket Cat · December 10, 2020 11:28:10

Echo: hELP
Silence: WHERE'S THE DANGER?
Echo: THERE!
Alma: Hi, I'm your guidance counselor and I'd like to talk to you about your plans for the future
Silence, running away: NOPE
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Basket Cat · December 10, 2020 11:49:16

Stella: Can you help me, Mom?
Chronos: Of course
Chronos: *stares at math page*
*12 seconds later*
Chronos, looking at the burning piece of paper: It's not going to hurt you anymore.
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ThreePunchAxel · December 10, 2020 12:33:13

Ark: bold of you to assume i know what i'm doing

Basket Cat · December 11, 2020 10:47:02

Jenny: What does Y E S spell
Mongwau: Yes
Jenny: What does E Y E S spell
Mongwau: Yes
Jenny, trying not to laugh: What does E Y E S spell
Mongwau: e-yES
Jenny: *laughing*
Mongwau:
Mongwau: What is happening

GalaxianExplosion · December 13, 2020 02:35:58

Raez: It's time to wake up, Rai!
Rai: Five more minutes
Raez: (*flopping onto the bed next to Rai*) Fine, but only five more minutes.
(Meanwhile......)
The A.A., knocking on the Cheetah's room's door: Time to wake up.
The Cheetah: Five more minutes~
The A.A., because that was the 6th "5 more minutes" of the morning: (*audibly sharpening a knife*) Sorry, think you misheard.

GalaxianExplosion · December 13, 2020 02:44:34

Wiley: Please no I love you
Raez: I'm sorry, I have to
Wiley: Please, I'm begging you--after all that we've gone through together?
Raez: I'm sorry
Raez: (*places a +4 card*)
Raez: Uno

GalaxianExplosion · December 13, 2020 03:01:36

Rai: What are the three stages of life?
Dion: Birth.
Wiley: What the frick is this???
Raez: Death.

GalaxianExplosion · December 13, 2020 03:40:34

(Wiley enters a wine shop)
Wiley: Hello good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please
Clerk: That will be $1600
Wiley: Great, I'd like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.

~

Galaxian: Remember me?
Sunny: Are you questioning my memory, or your relevance?

~

Raez: (*upset*)
Wiley: I will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to make sure I eradicated whatever hurt you
Raez: Thanks, but I'd rather have a hug
Wiley: Okay

~

Galaxian: Can you do the thing?
Any friend of his: What thing?
Galaxian: The thing that never fails to make me happy
Galaxian's friend: Oh
Galaxian's friend: (*smiles*)
Galaxian: Thank you

SpecterTheGreat · December 13, 2020 12:56:03

Why is Wiley asking for wine

Basket Cat · December 13, 2020 16:26:59

That last one made me want to cry and give Galaxian a hug

GalaxianExplosion · December 15, 2020 15:30:31

Sollux: "hey"
Sunny: "Hey sorry. I was busy"
Sollux: "I sent that 2 years ago"

GalaxianExplosion · December 15, 2020 15:58:27

Rai: "Finally, you have ascended to the digital realm and attained a digital smartphone"
Rai: "How is it?"
Rai:
Rai: "Raez?"
Rai: "Hello?"
Rai: "Why aren't you answering?"
Raez: "howdoyoudoaspace"

~

Rai: "Bro"
Rai: "Stop."
Wiley: "Collaborate and listen!"
Rai: "Ice is back with a"
Wiley: "brand new edition."
Rai: "Seriously, stop. I'm in a meeting"

~

ThreePunchAxel · December 16, 2020 07:59:17

Ark: I have a question.
Galaxian: What is it?
Ark: How bad would it be if somebody stole an entire section of books from a library?
Galaxian: Ark, what did you do-
Ark: They had manga! And books on magic and it was really interesting and stop looking at me like that!

GalaxianExplosion · December 16, 2020 19:30:39

(Galaxian's disapproving face can be clearly visualized xD)

Basket Cat · December 17, 2020 11:15:39

Silence: sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME--
Alma: Please don't
Silence: HANDS OFF MY MACARONI
Alma: SILENCE I SWEAR TO THE GODS--
Silence: MILWAUKEE PASTA BANDIT FOUND DEAD
Alma: I WILL SUMMON THE DEMONS
Silence: HE WAS PICKING UP THE GUN
Alma: NO
Silence: WITH HIS FINGER AND HIS THUMB
Alma: SILENCE--
Silence: RAISING UP, POINTING STRAIGHT AT HIS FOREHEAD
Alma:
Silence: wELL--

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Basket Cat · December 17, 2020 11:35:32

Alma: What do you have?
Echo: A KNIFE!
Alma: NO--
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Ark and Ash: Come on down and try some corn OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN
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Jenny: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of GOD?!
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Silence: Emergency?
Alma: Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help!
Silence: Alright calm down, we don't want a panic at the disco
Alma:
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Ark: If I had a penny for every time I was cool, I would have ZERO PENNIES
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Mongwau trying to speak English: Hi my name is Mongwau, my favorite animal is probably Jurassic Park, I love homework and---

ThreePunchAxel · December 18, 2020 09:28:51

Ark: I'd release all my negative energy but i think it would kill you all.

SpecterTheGreat · December 18, 2020 12:27:30

Silence: I have no records, no passport, no ID, no birth certificate, no birthname, and no gender! The only thing that I’m legally classified as is “a problem”.

Echowo · December 18, 2020 15:30:10

A c c u r a t e

ThreePunchAxel · December 21, 2020 09:36:28

Ash: Here's a fun idea. Mistletoe, but you have to fight whoever's under it instead of kissing them.
Galaxian: We are not doing that.
Ark: Mistlefoe.
Galaxian: Stop.

Basket Cat · January 6, 2021 08:07:19

Alma: YOU READ MY DIARY?
Silence: At first I didn't know it was your diary.
Silence: I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.