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"WHO OR WHAT IS LINE AND WHY DID YOU PUT A BOMB IN A PLACE THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU"
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"Hmmm. I don't know, honestly! I can't explain it." The door starts closing. "Now stop activating my bombs."
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Dion stuck his hand between the door and the doorframe, which was probably a very bad idea.
"Why don't you desactivate all the bombs and get outta there?????"
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"Nah." Wiley probably turns around next.
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((Wiley no))
"But you're going to blow up the place!"
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"Ahahaha."
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"THAT'S NOT REASSURING AT ALL!!!"
Dion is still standing at the door.
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More laughter.
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"J-just what do you think you're doing???"
Actually, Dion is very powerless to stop Wiley from doing whatever he wants. So he's just kinda saying incredulous phrases in an (probably useless) attempt to make the other reconsider.
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More laughter. Hahahahahaha--
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Dion is incredibly vexed by now.
But what can he do?
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Yeah, what can he do?
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He decided to check the door handle to see if there really was a bomb there.
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Is he checking the one facing in or out?
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The one facing in. Apologies, the narrator should've specified.
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Why did the post not go through????
Oh yes, there is a bomb! And it seems to be lit, too!
Not the 'cool' type of 'lit'. The 'burned' lit.
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"ಠ_ಠ."
Dion looked it over frantically to see if there was a way to turn it off.
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Nope! :D
It's going slowly, though, so like. Oh yeah, it's fastened to the door.
Wiley's just whistling cheerfully as he does...whatever he is doing.
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"YOU'RE GOING TO BLOW UP THE FREAKING DOOR"
Dion made a very sudden change in his actions and carefully tried to pry the bomb from the door.
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Dion is instead rewarded with a tick and then a spray of...substance...all over him in an instant.
R.I.P.
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Dion doesn't notice. He's still concerned with making the handle safe.
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At some point, the thing just explodes. More substance.
...It feels kinda itchy where it hit, y'know?
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Dion hurried to wipe off the substance-thingy from where it was touching his bare arm. He's just very irritated at the bomb now. He's also mad at the itch, because it, well, itches.
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It's kind of dissipating, but the itch is spreading.
Wiley's still doing...stuff...in the kitchen.
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He apparently doesn't have enough self-control to not scratch at his skin.
"YOU'RE CRAZY--"
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"Oh? Did Rai not tell you that beforehand? Tsk tsk." Wiley's voice is very nonchalant.
(I'm sorry Dion lol this is the company Rai keeps)
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"How are you two even friends?????" Dion questioned in a very angered tone while still scratching at his arm.
((XD))
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Wiley feels no obligation to answer, and he shows this type of feeling by saying so. "No obligation!"
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"You're mean too!"
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"Thanks!" Small explosion noise.