Imagine a student making fun of their teacher for having a crush tho EIJFKWJTJEK power move
I feel like Yvonne would somehow manageto wake up the minute class starts
manage to*
Yeah Rai'd too that 500%
Whenever Rai's not there Wiley takes up the slack
Wiley's much worse when it comes to teasing
Bruh poor Hitan
He's bullied by students xD
All three of them just hang up on Hitan
He gets them back whenever he sees how many grammatical errors they make
Especially Wiley
Maybe Silence too
Silence just cries everytime they see books
Iollan's just chillin' xD he chats with whoever wants to chat with him
Galaxian's reading a book
I feel like Wiley would continually bug Malaika when she's trying to meditate because he's a bastard
Malaika pulls out a cross and glares
At one point Wiley comes to class and bugs her; Malaika pulls out the cross, and then Wiley says "no u" and sprays her with garlic water from his water bottle
Meanwhile all the chaos is going on and Specter's talking with ghosts
Malaika was raised in a rich family so she hands him 20 bucks and politely tells him to go before she gets a Bible
Galaxian joins in with the ghost conversation xD
Wiley then says snarkily, "You think I'm that cheap?"
Then he goes, "If it's less than 500 bucks you won't be able to do the trick"
WHAT IF MALAILA TRIES TO EXORCISE WILEY
Apparently we got more than one rival pair in the class xD
I kinda feel like when Kaori and Francis walk into the class they're like that pizza delivery guy walking into the burning room
Malaika just sees Wiley and throws a Bible at him
Instantly
Wiley has a Bible collection xD
What if part of the class gets together and just,,, grabs Wiley from his limbs and immobilizes him
Somehow sometimes when Malaika walks into the room she gets powder or goo all over her
Wiley would scream bloody murder tbh
Like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Malaika pulls out a sacrificial knife sometimes to try to scare him and starts chanting in a dead language
Wiley chants back in Latin
Turns out he's learned Latin xD
Specifically to know what Malaika is chanting
Germaine commends Malaika and Wiley on their Latin
I feel like Wiley would throw paper airplanes at Malaika
Hitan wishes they'd be quieter
Echo and Galaxian would be the babies of the class
He thinks Malaika's usually a nice person so he doesn't know why she lets Wiley get on her nerves
But then there's that one day Rai's not at school and Wiley's teasing Hitan about Helen and he's like "oh yeah"
Silence would escape detention within one minute
Wait what if the detention room was supposed to be the Chemistry Room
But they learned better when they put Wiley there because
it's like his lair
So they cancelled detention because every other class hosts clubs after school and yeah
Dion never ventures there
He somehow disappears whenever Apollo wants to go into the lab
for class ofc
Silence steals the chemicals
The chemicals explode at some point when Silence doesn't expect it
Most of the time Wiley finds Silence a minute after they steal them and he's like
He's like "i thought we were friends :')"
In truth they don't know each other that well, they're just united by teasing Hitan
"I'm gonna find out if I will die tho. I'm doing an experiment. If I'm not dead in ten minutes then my theory is wrong"
"Your theory is wrong, your end comes now ."
This class is truly a mess xD
Germaine's homeroom right?
I feel like once Wiley joked about becoming the future Sciences teacher and everyone else in the class was like
"nO"
Yvonne wakes up just to say No
Dion starts crying
Germaine walks in at that moment
Followed by Rai
"Wait what's going on--"
Raez, who's on break, was escorting Rai to the class xD he was the one who was like "hey it might be a good idea to get to class early today" to Germaine
Raez leaves before anyone can figure out he "snitched" tho
So some people think it's Rai
The rest of the day is him avoiding social interaction
I feel like Galaxian's chill most of the time but he gets overexcited sometimes
Alma helps Germaine calm the class
Galaxian tries to calm the class too but he's so small no one takes him seriously
No one causing trouble I mean
C'mon I mean, take the ULTIMATE CHILD PRODIGY seriously
YOU SHOULD
People from other classes forget the "prodigy" part they just remember "child"
Turns out that Galaxian is the biggest threat in the class
xD He's OP in this AU too even as a mortal
Galaxian gets perfect scores
Apollo and Wiley in a lab together tho
How would the students in the AU act before lunch
I feel like Wiley'd be that annoying student who looks ready to nyoom off 10 minutes before dismissal
Silence walks into the cafeteria one day and screams at the top of their lungs "HELL YEA, CHICKEN NUGGET DAY"
Sollux would sprint out of the classroom
She'd also try to steal Sunny's food, as mentioned before
Alma would take his time to get the to cafeteria and end up last
He gets last and everything has been devoured already
I feel like Sunny'd be mean to Sollux lol
Oh and viceversa too lol
Worst siblings (TM)
Echo eats junk food and gets scolded
Everyone hopes Wiley will finish slower because once he finishes he starts stealing food and mixing up chocolate milk and mustard
the academy has a base uniform everyone must wear but all the students put their own spin on it
Feel like Wiley would wear his lab coat over the uniform lol
Is Dion's white coat canon in the AU
Echo wears a winter coat over her's in the middle of summer
Wiley wears a lab coat obviously
Sometimes he shows up with a superhero cape
And he goes to the cafeteria instead of the lab before class
That's still allowed
Silence doesn't follow rules and comes in full-on goth fashion
Either that or they dye their outfit black
They claim to be the Ultimate Goth
How does Silence get detention for not obeying the dress code but Wiley doesn't get it for jumping on cafeteria furniture
Hitan chills in the Teachers' lounge
Wiley gets detention too but he's too fast to get caught so some teachers with athletic talents get to chase him
Wait is it "canon" that Hitan's basically student age lol
Apollo believes in astrology
That one day where the stars do line correctly but nothing changes and he's like "my faith is crushed. No more." but like a half minute later he's back at the astrology stuff again
Wiley and Silence stealing Apollo's star charts
Silence being called on to read and they quote the vine "What's up! I'm Jared, 19, and I never learned how to (bleep) read!"
Wiley just starts laughing
Hitan's like "..."
Hitan's like "See me after class," but it turns out he just wants to give a free tutoring session during HIS lunch break
Silence immediately panics tho
Hitan, pointing at the word 'who': "What does this say?" Silence: "Whhha? Whaaa? Whhhhaaaaaa???"
One day Hitan's not at work just so he can go take a field trip to (berate) hold a discussion with Silence's past teachers
Turns out that everything about Silence's past is destroyed. Nothing in government files either. Hitan then questions Silence and they just finger gun and go "It is what it is!"
No one knows how they got into the school
They just exist and everyone is concerned
Then it's a plot arc initiated by Hitan to find out who their teachers were just so he can (berate) hold a discussion with them
Germaine is there every day trying to get the students mentalized for class the rest of the day
Poor Germaine trying to deal with everyone in homeroom lol

Iollan's just chillin' xD he chats with whoever wants to chat with him
Galaxian's reading a book
At one point Wiley comes to class and bugs her; Malaika pulls out the cross, and then Wiley says "no u" and sprays her with garlic water from his water bottle
Meanwhile all the chaos is going on and Specter's talking with ghosts
I mean Specter could be able to see ghosts in the AU
It's just that they see ghosts where there are none
What if Hitan graduated early--he's actually student age
Malaika pulls out a sacrificial knife sometimes to try to scare him and starts chanting in a dead language
Wiley chants back in Latin
He knew some Latin before but learns more just to understand what Malaika's chanting at him
Germaine commends them on their Latin
Hitan thinks Malaika's usually a nice person so he doesn't know why she lets Wiley get on her nerves
But then there's that one day Rai's not at school and Wiley's teasing Hitan about Helen and he's like "oh yeah"
Wait what if the detention room was supposed to be the Chemistry Room
But they learned better when they put Wiley there because
it's like his lair
So they cancelled detention because every other class hosts clubs after school and yeah
Dion never ventures there
He somehow disappears whenever Apollo wants to go into the lab
for class ofc
Silence steals the chemicals
Wiley finds them a minute after they steal the chemicals and he's like ""
Hitan's the Languages teacher
I feel like once Wiley joked about becoming the future Sciences teacher and everyone else in the class was like "nO"
Yvonne wakes up just to say No
Dion starts crying
Raez, who's on break, was escorting Rai to the class xD he was the one who was like "hey it might be a good idea to get to class early today" to Germaine
I feel like Wiley'd be that annoying student who looks ready to nyoom off 10 minutes before dismissal
I've always headcanoned that the lunch in HP is made by students with culinary talents but idk if it's canon
Silence walks into the cafeteria one day and screams at the top of their lungs "HELL YEA, CHICKEN NUGGET DAY"
Sollux would sprint out of the classroom
She'd also try to steal Sunny's food, as mentioned before
Everyone hopes Wiley will finish slower because once he finishes he starts stealing food and mixing up chocolate milk and mustard
Sometimes Wiley shows up with a superhero cape
Silence doesn't follow rules and comes in full-on goth fashion
Silence gonna get detention lol
Either that or they dye their outfit black
They claim to be the Ultimate Goth
Germaine be there trying to get Silence to reason
How does Silence get detention for not obeying the dress code but Wiley doesn't get it for jumping on cafeteria furniture
Hitan chills in the Teachers' lounge
Wiley gets detention too but he's too fast to get caught so some teachers with athletic talents get to chases him
He doesn't have class until like an hour after school starts
Germaine probably gets class first of all
Apollo tries to get Hitan and Helen together so he tries flirting with Helen to get Hitan to make a move so then Apollo flifts with Hitan and that also fails
Apollo.sets up situations in which Hitan and Helen have to do stuff together or have to sit by each other
Wiley and Silence stealing Apollo's star charts
Whfhjwjrh Silence being called on to read and they quote the vine "What's up! I'm Jared, 19, and I never learned how to (bleep) read!"
Wiley starts laughing
Hitan's like "..."
Hitan's like "See me after class," but it turns out he just wants to give a free tutoring session during HIS lunch break
Silence immediately panics tho
Hitan, pointing at the word 'who': "What does this say?" Silence: "Whhha? Whaaa? Whhhhaaaaaa???"
Turns out that everything about Silence's past is destroyed. Nothing in government files either. Hitan then questions Silence and they just finger gun and go "It is what it is!"
No one knows how they got into the school
They just exist and everyone is concerned
Rai picks Galaxian up in the class picture and the serious photo is ruined because Galaxian's busy making raspberry noises at the kids who called him short
Arik giving his father reports about how people socialize and HDK is like "Oh God they better not corrupt you"
Headcanon that Adrik was intimidated by Rai when they first met because Rai knew who he was before he met him so now he's terrified of being hacked
Oh I think Dion'd be fascinated by Adrik
Adrik just starts crying when Rai pulls out a computer near him but since robots can't cry it sounds like an autotuned wail
At the same time Wiley's harassing Dion so Dion's like "aAAAAA" as well
That becomes a bonding moment, which leads to Dion offering to make Adrik's crying more realistic
Dion records the wrong file and Adrik cries like Dion for the rest of the week
Wiley being the Kokichi of the class though

Francis downing one of Wiley's enhanced energy drinks and nothing happens and everyone is concerned because Francis' body is so tolerant of caffeine
Teachers don't have uniforms so it doesn't matter for Germaine (though she'd look presentable ofc)
Hitan has a tailcoat
He also wears suits
I was about to say that teacher Germaine wears suits (but with skirts) too lol
Francis, holding a coffee pitcher over his ceral: "Maybe... no milk?" Kaori, gently taking coffee away:"...Yes milk...."
Apollo would probably wear something like Yasuhiro
Iollan only wears formal clothing to conferences and stuff
Apollo comes in one day in pajamas and crocs, thinking he got dressed
Iollan gets up early every day to run

 

Thank you GalaxE

I'n sorry I couldn't help

It also turned out that church got canceled oof

xD

I had some more headcanons but I forgot them lol.

Consider: the teachers being close because they were in a class before?

Same tho lol XD

Germaine is 20~, possibly 19.  The classes aren't grouped based on age (I have no idea of what the canon criteria for grouping classes is lol afaik it's random) so there's a large chance that they got in the same class anyways. Especially if Hitan skipped grades or something xD
I'm having it that Germaine is a recent graduate and she was invited to teach.

Ultimates are in the age range of 15-18 but exceptions apply lol.

Well, from what I can see, that age range is pretty ok. Alma might need to be like 18 (are classes generally of the same age or nah?) or toned down even further, and Galaxian's obviously exempt, but from what I can see, most of them can be around 16??? Sunny and Sollux might be closer in age in this AU lol. And Yvonne here obviously would probably be toned down from her GGaD age of 19 (iirc)

-Galaxian-

Lux is probably still 15 xD but maybe she and Sunny are both 16?
Allen is also younger, 17 probs.
Yvonne is 17-18 because she got held back a bit in school thanks to her sleeping problems hehe.
"Galaxian is always an exception" XD

Due to their Ultimate titles I was thinking that Alma and Kaori and Sollux are probably the most well-known in the class.
I mean I can imagine Sollux being in magazine cover so

Allen's there like his family name is prestigious but he's just the Ultimate Housekeeper. If Dalia were enrolled in Hope's Peak then his talent would switch to Ultimate Bodyguard, but she isn't

Apollo would probably be 19, maybe 18

I would say Alma is probably 16 or 17

The teachers are young xD
Nagesh isn't in the class but idk if he'd be a student or teacher lol
Probably a teacher tbh

-Galaxian-

Makes me wonder why/how they were scouted lol.

:eyes: gonna see in a bit.
I designed mine already but they're sketches I can't show XD so I'll do them again later or some other day.

Meanwhile I know I've already posted this before in my homethread but I just couldn't help but remember it lol

Insane Scientist? Why not just shorten it to Ultimate Insane B)

Okay but how would the first day of class be
Homeroom is the first class of the day so Germaine's in charge of meeting the class first but how would the other teachers react :eyes:
And how would the students introduce each other xD if at all