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SpecterTheGreat · October 7, 2020 15:10:31

Hitan, to Akuma: I’d tell you to go to hell, but you’d probably just feel at home.

SpecterTheGreat · October 7, 2020 15:19:11

Cheetah: I accidentally ate Panda's donuts, how long do you guys think I have to live?
Panda, from behind Cheetah: Ten.
Cheetah: Ten what?!?!
Panda: Nine.

SpecterTheGreat · October 7, 2020 15:21:37

Wiley: Do you like spicy showers or minty showers?
Dion: What?
Wiley: Showers. Do you like them spicy or minty?
Dion: ???
Wiley:
Raez: I think he means hot or cold

SpecterTheGreat · October 7, 2020 15:26:05

Galaxian: It’s very important that I’m both cute and powerful.

SpecterTheGreat · October 7, 2020 15:28:30

Dion: *pushing on a door that says pull*
Wiley, filming: Push harder!

GalaxianExplosion · October 7, 2020 17:32:07

(The majority of my reactions was just "of course" xD very in-character for the most part)

SpecterTheGreat · October 7, 2020 18:51:02

((Thank you I try xD))

Echowo · October 9, 2020 23:51:30

Alois, in his true form, climbing upside down on the ceiling after consuming enough caffeine to kill a horse: "WHERE ARE MY CHILD SOULS TO FEED ON?!"

Alma, backed into a corner crying: "wHAT THE HECK, WHAT THE HECK, WHAT THE HECK-"

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Francis: "I always wondered how beings could kill other beings."

Francis: "That is until someone kidnapped my lovebird, Mango. Then I was like, 'Oh, okay'."

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Apollo: "Do kids these days make up songs about killing The Wiggles and Doc McStuffins or did Barney the Dinosaur just unlock some kind of latent primal rage in my generation?"

Alma: "Listen, I had a childhood pre-Barney and we didn't sing about killing our childhood characters as far as I'm aware, so I am inclined to suspect that gosh darn purple dinosaur struck some kind of collective nerve."

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Alois: "Call your children, they're not listening to me."

Alma: "I'm not their dad."

Alois: "Please just do it."

Alma, clapping hands together: "Alright, both of you, quiet down a bit and clean up your mess please."

Echo and Silence: *nods and starts picking up*

Alois:

Alma: "No, listen, LISTEN, I'm not their-"

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Silence: "Life hack! Can't be sad if you're asleep!"

Last edited by Echo (October 9, 2020 23:52:31)

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 18:55:10

Dion, holding a salt packet: It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Wiley: Actually dude, it’s salt.
Dion: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Wiley: No, that would be salt.
Wiley, taking the salt packet: This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents & potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong.

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 18:56:46

Oblivion, about to murder Echo: Vibe check™

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 18:58:35

Dion: Why am I shaking so much?
Wiley: Your skeleton's ready to hatch.

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 19:01:00

Totally-NPC: Okay everyone! If you had a spirit animal, what would it be?
Martin: I’d be a unicorn because nobody believes in me.
Totally-NPC: ...Very imaginative!

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 19:22:43

If Helen worked at a McDonalds-

Helen: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your McOrder
Manager: Again *rubs temples* you don't have to put Mc in front of words.
Helen: Oh okay. *turns to customer* Welcome to Donalds.

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 19:26:46

Time: Lianhuan, grab the duct tape!
Lianhuan: The what?
Time: The duct tape!
Lianhuan: The duck tape?
Time: Yeah, duct tape!
Lianhuan: What is that?
Time: It’s tape!
Lianhuan: Tape? Does it have a duck on it?
Time: No! It’s just a type of tape!
Lianhuan: So, do you want a duck or a tape?
Time: Lianhuan, it’s like silver tape!
Lianhuan: Well, where’d the duck go?
Time: There’s no duck!

SpecterTheGreat · October 12, 2020 19:31:23

Raez: Small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because there’s less room to contain their anger
Rai: That’s ridiculous. Name one example of this
Raez: Wasps
Raez: Spiders
Raez: Terriers
Wiley: Dion.

GalaxianExplosion · October 14, 2020 17:57:57

SpecterTheGreat wrote:
Dion, holding a salt packet: It’s just a little sodium chloride.
Wiley: Actually dude, it’s salt.
Dion: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.
Wiley: No, that would be salt.
Wiley, taking the salt packet: This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents & potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong.

For once Wiles seems intelligent lol

-Galaxian-

SpecterTheGreat · October 14, 2020 19:13:33

Well, being a chemist, I expect him to know that
Is he really intelligent tho?

GalaxianExplosion · October 14, 2020 19:34:55

Wiley at least has genius level intelligence

-Galaxian-

Echowo · October 16, 2020 21:54:35

Silence: "Goth gf this, goth gf that! The desire for goth girlfriends has become a trend, started on the internet, and it is making it much harder for real goths like me to live. Goths are still criticized in society today, and it's unfair that-"

Francis, half asleep and fearful: "How did you get in my house-"

SpecterTheGreat · October 17, 2020 10:06:36

August: Logic and intelligence try to chase me but I'm faster.

Echowo · October 17, 2020 13:12:52

Alma, picking up phone: "Hello?"

Silence in the background, screaming insults and coming for everyone's lives and mothers:

HDK, really close to tears: "Can you please take them back."

Echowo · October 17, 2020 14:24:30

Malaika: "I have prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore."

Silence: "Which I will."

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Silence: "There is only one emotion I will forever feel, which is anger."

Francis: "Last night you messaged everyone a thousand heart emojis."

Silence: "Out of anger."

GalaxianExplosion · October 22, 2020 01:51:06

Wiley: When someone short waves to me, I call that a microwave!

SpecterTheGreat · October 26, 2020 15:46:44

Yvonne: how do I overcome my laziness?
Chronos: Effort.
Yvonne: so the system is rigged then

Echowo · November 2, 2020 08:13:56

Francis: "Here is a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. You, smacking me with a broom. Both of us are screaming."

Silence: "Please go to bed. You're tired enough to forget that I don't have a house."

GalaxianExplosion · November 6, 2020 22:34:33

Raez: What happened to your nose?
Wiley: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Wiley: If I got stuck in a room full of explosives and the only way out would be to eat a tomato, I'd die.
Rai: How do you even get in a situation like that?

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Sollux, texting: Sunny? There's a huge moth on the outside of the door. Could you get it please? Please hurry I'm gonna cry
Sollux:
Sollux: Sunny?
Sunny: Sunny is dead. You're next. Love, the Moth.

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Sunny: Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
August: Experience.

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Raez: It's the middle of the night. Why are you awake?
Rai: Couldn't sleep.
Raez: I know what might help
Raez: (*sings softly*) Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Rai: (*sighs and walks away*)
Raez: Happy kitty, little kitty purr purr purr

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Galaxian: Everyone brings unique powers to the table. Some that even I don't have
Most/all of the other deities: You hush up, you have ALL the powers.

SpecterTheGreat · November 7, 2020 08:10:18

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Wiley: If I got stuck in a room full of explosives and the only way out would be to eat a tomato, I'd die.
Rai: How do you even get in a situation like that?

I don't know how to say it but this has SO MANY rl French Fry vibes

GalaxianExplosion · November 11, 2020 16:59:16

Rai: Raez, we need your coordinates, over.
Raez: I see a cloud that looks like a lion
Rai: You need to be more specific
Raez: Simba

Wiley: I am my own person.
Wiley: I listen to no rules. I AM the rules.
Wiley: I am the Ultimate Supreme Leader
Wiley: What I say goes.
Wiley: I am the most powerful person in the entire world.
Raez: Wiles, could you help me with this real quickly?
Wiley: (*already heading over*) Anything for you

GalaxianExplosion · November 11, 2020 17:20:49

Wiley: I’m gonna tell you all my secrets
Wiley: I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks, I didn’t actually sell my last bike I just forgot where I parked it, I don’t know who Al Gore is and at this point I’m to afraid to ask, when they say 2% milk I don’t know what the other 98% is, when I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me, I once threw soda at a swan and then it attacked Rai.

Wiley: I have the right to life, liberty and chicken wings.

GalaxianExplosion · November 12, 2020 16:03:45

Anima: ...you know...I'm r...really glad we're going wi...with a simple anniver...sary this year.
Rai: Oh, haha, same (*frantically waves off marching band*)