Akuma makes a good point

(what the frick is wrong with you)

[talking about Echo's death]
Germaine:  Eh, that’s not real anymore.
Galaxian: Um, it was pretty real last week.
Germaine: That's before I decided to pretend it wasn't.
Galaxian:  
Germaine, with pride:   I'm in denial!

Wiley: We'll always remember these moments of us together!
Dion: With enough therapy, hopefully not.

Malaika: "Maybe we should tell her."

Silence: "Nah, she'll eventually figure it out."

Echo, pushing on a door that clearly says 'pull':



Germaine: "What do we say when we want to throw ourselves off a bridge?"

Echo:

Echo: "Y E E T."

Germaine: "N o."




Young Alma, dramatically laying in bed: "I am decayed. My lungs are filled with thorns and mildew; my bones are held together by vines. Be gentle with my corpse."

Young Alois, trying to pull the blankets off to get Alma up: "Alma, get up! You're going to school if you like it or not!"

Young Alma, covering himself with more blankets, hissing: "I refuse."




Alma while picking up Echo's corpse while trying to get Oblivion to not attack him: "My life is too much panic, not enough disco."




Silence: "Like, the scientific method be like,"

Silence: "What if? Ahahahhaha, I'm just kidding... unless???"




Alma, holding out a bag of chips: "Do you desire crisp potatoes?"

Alois: "Don't mind if I do... hold up. Crisp potatoes? Why are you fancy-talking? You only talk like this when lying or hiding something."

Alma, sweating: "How dare you, good sir! I speak the common tongue!"

Alois: "There it is again! What are you hiding?"

Alma, panicking: "Pish-posh!"




Silence: "I never paid tax in my entire life."

Silence, looking at the camera: "What's up? I'm Silence and I commit tax fraud!"




Echo, who has memorized what Alma said once: "The moon controls the tides and human psyche. The wolves know that, which is why they howl at her. It's a tribute."

Therapist: "Let's talk about your father."

Echo: "No."



Echo: "I've heard the phrase "you have to pick your battles", and right now I'm full of rage so I'm picking all of them!"




Logic: "Uh, so, maybe we need help in this fight..."

Echo: "I would literally rather die." (And she did)

Wait, that's illegal.

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Raez: How do you stack up?
Wiley: LIKE PANCAKES, A GRAND SLAM!
Dion: Like pancakes, you fall flat.
Rai: Don’t you dare turn breakfast food into a negative simile

Nurse: Hello, are you Furei? I’m calling from the local hospital to-
Rai: Did Wiley try to Tarzan swing down the alleyway again?
Nurse: … again??
Rai: On my way.

Akuma: Unbelievable! A little kid with a knife! How irresponsible!
Akuma: Here, take this motorsaw instead.

Rai: Anima, will you…be my Yang?
Wiley: *pretending to be Anima* Uhhhhhh…..
Rai: …
Wiley: uh yeah sure dude
Rai: Be realistic please
Wiley: Fine…
Rai: …
Wiley: oh yes Rai I love you sooooooo much let’s have 10 kids together
Rai: I’m done, I’m just going to ask Raez for help, bye

Dion: Wow your legs look great in those jeans
Wiley: You should see me without ‘em
Dion:
Dion: Why would you take off your legs?

Quit making Akuma a mood

Haha

The Hh ones XDDD

^^^

Single Rai: I can't stand people always talking about who they're dating. I like low key stuff.
Rai in a relationship: Everyone, look at Anima. She’s so cute. She has a face and opinions!

Hester: I am going to kill you
R.I.P.: Hold on I have to ask Rai first
Hester: That’s not how it wor—
R.I.P.: He said no

Rai: Did you hear about that guy that was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?
Wiley, cracking his knuckles: So the limit is 412.

Raez: Crap, we have a flat tire
Dion: What are we gonna do? We're still really far away!
Wiley: Don't worry guys I put a spare in the trunk!
Rai: Wiles, I swear on the names of all the gods that if I open the trunk and there are bowling pins set up back there, I’m going to throw you to the Moon
Wiley:  
Wiley: Don’t open the trunk

Rai: Did it hurt when you fell?
Raez: From heaven? I’m not-
Rai: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I saw you fall and kind of just lay there on the floor for a few minutes…
Raez: …
Rai: …we both saw that.

Galaxian: My therapist said I need to start breaking down walls and let people in
Galaxian: So I decided to break the fourth wall.
Galaxian, looking in your direction: Hi there, I use humor as a coping mechanism--

Raez, making mashed potatoes: It just feels like you don’t trust my cooking
Rai, also making mashed potatoes: Don’t be silly
 
Rai: oh darn it
Wiley: Woah Rai I’m upset too but let's watch the goddamn language

Hitan: His heart is just not in the right place.
Galaxian: Again, that’s not the issue. Anatomically, Akuma is fine.
Hitan: Why do you only take whatever I say literally?

Iollan: Are you okay?
Hitan: What is...okay.
Iollan: Do you need a little rest?
Hitan: My resting heart rate registers as a
Hitan: Panic attack

Raez: 5 A.M. the witching hour.
Rai: I’m pretty sure that’s 12 A.M.?
Raez: 5 A.M. the devil’s hour.
Rai: Now I’m pretty sure that’s 3 A.M.
Raez: Then its just 5 A.M. and you need to go to bed.

Wiley: If you try to rob a bank…you wouldn’t have to worry about bills, a place to sleep or what to eat for the next 8 years, regardless of your success.
Raez: Wiles it’s three in the morning plEAse go to sleep-


 

Raez: I have a question.
Rai: Shoot.
Raez: *shoots the ceiling*
Raez: Alright, can I ask my question now?

Rai: It costs $400 to go see a therapist, but only $0 for me to tell myself ‘it really do be like that sometimes’.
Raez, softly: No

Raez: You’ve all failed me. Every last one of you. And I thought I could trust you; I put all my faith into you. After everything I’ve done for you!
All: ………
Rai: I think we should stop playing Monopoly

The Mamba: Life is like the A.A.
The Cheetah: aw because the A.A. is your life
The Mamba: no because the A.A. is short
The A.A.: 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪

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