- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i have updated my signature so now it's useful
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
got sick yesterday. sucked.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- SpecterTheGreat
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Aw man, I hope you feel better now though (:
That's a very creative sig btw I like it haha
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
thanks i made it myself
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
did you know that
lonkus
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- GalaxianExplosion
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Glonkus blonkus, indeed
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and the unimaginable
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my stomach hurts. there will be no gods left when i'm done.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
updates on elden ring: i have killed the grim reaper, Maliketh the Black Blade, whom is an aspect of god, felled Godfrey the First Elden Lord/Hoarah Loux, Warrior, and second satan(Mohg, Lord of Blood)
funnily enough both satans were making cults to overthrow their mom, god, and have themes of joining people together.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
girl help i got trapped in space. i am fighting for my life against the space reptiles and frostbite
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- GalaxianExplosion
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
AshTheAvaricious wrote:
girl help i got trapped in space. i am fighting for my life against the space reptiles and frostbite
I think the only girl here is Eliza, so...@Eliza ^^
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there are shapeshifting and malevolent parasites that're consuming the native planetary wildlife just send me a green jellyfish with teeth
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
rage is a very powerful thing
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i fell into a misty forest and i am now lost. forever.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- Echowo
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
RIP, the misty forest got you
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i think it's really funny that recurring bosses in the metroid series are like. ridley, the purple pterosaur-dragon-alien that killed samus' parents trying to kill the toddler samus. and dark samus, who is like some kinda sapient radiation that, in order to save itself from samus, stole and consumed one of samus' powersuit things and now attempts to devour all of the blue radiation so that she can mind control people and take over the galaxy. phantoon, a mysterious being that may or may not come from another dimension and regularly destroys space ships and devours their energy.
and then there's craig, who is the gross belly-button crocodile wall boss
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
also. because dark samus stole like samu's powersuit and some of samus' tactical know-how an stuff, could that imply that ds also copied samus' lesbian orientation
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i've killed three minor gods, and six demigods. working on the seventh, but she became a full goddess half-way through and shot me with a big red flower
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
so i have now slaughtered a small country's worth of warriors and civillians, five demigods, five minor gods(two of the demigods turned out to be full fledged gods), and the biggest god-fish-dragon-space thing you've ever seen. currently debating on whether i want to freeze the world into the chill night or become the new god and grant mercy to those previous beyond the bounds of the space fish dragon god's grace
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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so i got two green dragon shinies today. one's named moss, the other is named mold. if i get another it will be named mint
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- Time
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Green dragon shines? Do elaborate.
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
noivern and hydreigon aren't normally green. their shinies are.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
i also caught a shiny balloon i named sherbet
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Are you specifically collecting shines or something?
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
some of them! moss, spice, herb, and polar were all on purpose; grinded out from outbreaks. sherbet was a random chance balloon i found after having a picnic and i had fifteen minutes left on the sandwich i made to get moss, so i hopped into area zero to try for a shiny zweilous or roaring moon. only got the zweilous, but that's fine i don't really like roaring moon tbh.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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i happened upon a shiny buitzel. i have so many glittery beasts
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
do you ever think about weeping willows
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Not particularly, why do you?
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Bruh the signature be wacky
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im da birfday beast
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYAYYYYYYYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAYAAA
BIRTHDAY
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Bruh the signature be wacky
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Happy Birthday, Ash! 
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and the unimaginable
have indeed
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