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GalaxianExplosion · July 7, 2020 16:27:37

Rai: You still haven’t slept??
Wiley, continuing to drink his coffee and taking five minutes to take one simple sip of the cup: And then I have a clever response.

Wiley: I dreamt about you last night
Pizza delivery guy: Please just sign your receipt so I can leave.

Raez: I’m scared of bees
Wiley: Eventually, every letter of the alphabet will terrify you.

Wiley: Honestly I’m offended that you would even think that it was me who set the kitchen on fire
Rai: But it was you???
Wiley: Well yeah, but I’m still offended

Wiley: Trust me, I know what I’m doing
Rai: Not even the gods know what you’re doing, Wiles

Sollux: You should always say "please" and "thank you", brother
Sunny: Please shut up, thank you
Sollux: I'll mark that down as progress

Raez: Honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
Wiley: Take your own advice and go to sleep. I'm begging you.

SpecterTheGreat · July 7, 2020 18:24:09

~in the car~
August: Hey, what happens if you're driving a car and press on the brake and accelerator at the same time?
Sollux: The car takes a screenshot!
August: COOL! :0
Kenyon, facepalming: Get out of the car.

Basket Cat · July 9, 2020 10:24:32

Get out of the car

GalaxianExplosion · July 9, 2020 12:06:39

(O U T O F T H E C A R)

ThisIsRune01 · July 9, 2020 21:21:47

Oh my gosh XDDD

GalaxianExplosion · July 9, 2020 21:49:34

Kenyon: How do you feel about children?
Sunny: I mean they’re okay. If I saw one I probably wouldn’t throw a rock at it
Kenyon: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
Sunny: I just said I wouldn’t

Sollux: *sniffles*
Sunny: Sollux, are you okay?
Sollux: *sniffles again*
Sunny, hugging her: If there’s anything upsetting you, you can always come talk to me
Sollux: Um… I have a cold
Sunny:
Sunny: If anyone finds out what happened in the last few minutes, no one will find you again

Time · July 9, 2020 23:30:13

That was a quick 180 Sunny.

Echowo · July 12, 2020 21:31:11

Alma: "Why are my hands cold and not the rest of my body?"

Silence, knowing Alma believes in ghosts: "That is because a ghost is holding your hands."

Alma, flustered and deeply blushing: "H-how romantic..."

Echo: "Head, shoulders, bees, and toes!"

Silence: "Bees?"

Echo, happily: "And toes!"

Germaine, going along with it to see Echo happy: "Bees and toes!"

Echowo · July 12, 2020 21:52:29

Echo: *pulls out a knife*

Silence: "Oh no!"

Echo: *opens box with it*

Silence: "Oh, okay."

Echo *pulls gun out of box*

Silence: "wAIT-"

Echo: "Look! I made all of us in the Sims!"

Alma: "Where are you?"

Echo, cheerfully: "I'm the grave in the backyard!"

Everyone:

Silence: "Ayyye! Put me there too!"

Alma: "nO-"

Malaika: "You shouldn't be using straws like that..."

Silence: "Yeah, yeah, it's bad for the environment-"

Malaika: "No, it's just a weird way of eating spaghetti."

Silence: "(Beep), I want to die."

Alma: "Language! And are you-"

Silence, looking Alma straight in the eye: "Heckity heck, I crave death."

Germaine: "Echo... how many popsicles did you eat?"

Echo, laying in a bed of popsicle wrappers, mouth stained with colours: "Uhm..."

Echo: "...A few?"

Echowo · July 12, 2020 22:42:16

Alma: "...Echo said a curse word today."

Silence: "Where the (beep) did she learn that?!"

Silence, first meeting Echo: "So... how old are you? Three?"

Echo: "I'm fifteen."

Silence, nodding: "Okay, cool. I know nothing about children."

Malaika: "Stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will'!" :D

Echo, nodding determinedly: "I will my parents still loved me."

Alois: "Please calm down!"

Silence, angrily: "But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavoured if birthday cake can be any flavour?!"

Last edited by Echo (July 12, 2020 22:43:17)

Echowo · July 12, 2020 23:22:32

Hitan: "Dear, ask me why I love you."

Helen: "...Why do you love me?"

Hitan, pulling up a 2,000+ slide presentation: "I'm glad you asked!"

Echowo · July 12, 2020 23:31:19

Silence: "Can we go to a haunted house this year?"

Echo: "What's wrong with the one we live in?"

Alma: "wAIT WHAT-"

Echo, yawning and turning to leave: "Goodnight."

Alma, flopping on the couch, over-happily: "Life is GUCCI."

Alois: "Over expensive and pointless...?"

Alma, tearing up: "I had to pay taxes-"

Time · July 13, 2020 01:07:51

A ha ha! These are all funny!

Except for the sims one! That's not as funny! It's kinda concerning!

Echowo · July 13, 2020 05:59:25

(:

Time · July 13, 2020 23:02:23

stop your concerning me

Echowo · July 15, 2020 16:39:42

(:

Echo: "Germaine, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?"

Germaine: "The best revenge is to let go and live well."

Echo:

Echo: "Silence, how do I-"

Silence: "I'm already packed, let's go."

(Later)

Germaine: "How did it go?"

Echo, grumpily: "Silence tricked me into letting go and living well."

Silence: "Gets 'em every time."

Last edited by Echo (July 21, 2020 12:54:09)

Time · July 15, 2020 22:42:18

HA

GOT'EM

HA

Echowo · July 21, 2020 20:59:24

Chronos: "When you wish upon a staaaar~"

Time: "Nothing happens."

Time · July 21, 2020 23:45:24

it's so sad, really.

GalaxianExplosion · July 26, 2020 14:57:46

Rai: Do you want to pass, pass well, or ace your classes?
Hitan: Pass well.
Dion: Pass.
Wiley: Pass out.
Raez: Pass away.
Rai: … are you guys okay?

Raez: Okay, if an enemy kills me, what do you do?
Rai: Avenge you.
Raez: What?
Wiley: Go after their children!
Raez: NO! The answer is go on without me!

Time · August 1, 2020 18:12:17

Oh yeah remember Time should be babysitting Bliss remember that lol

Echowo · August 2, 2020 20:06:11

Alma, muttering angrily to himself while stirring burning soup: "May your soul be overgrown with moss, may your veins fill with rainwater, and your lungs swell with flowers."

Silence, looking up from their phone: "I dunno if that's a curse or blessing, but cast it on me, boi."

Malaika: "You may be verified on Twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of the gods?!"

Francis: "My art history teacher is like 'There were ZERO women artists during the Renaissance, well, there was Sofonisba, but that is it!' and I'm STEAMING because there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this because I spent HOURS researching female Renaissance artists so I could figure out what to name my female Ninja Turtle OC when I was eleven!"

Echowo · August 5, 2020 01:13:40

Silence: "Truth or dare."

Francis: "Truth."

Silence: "How much did you sleep last night?"

Francis: "Dare."

Silence: "Go to sleep."

Francis: "I don't like this game."

Silence: "Dang, power went out."

Echo, excitedly: "Wait, I got this!"

Echo: *Shakes rapidly and starts to glow*

Silence: "How????"

Echo: "I ate a glowstick!"

Silence, having a heart attack: "yOU WHAT-"

Alma: "I want to show you a picture Silence sent me that really upsets me-"

Alois: "In my defense, Silence bet me five bucks I wouldn't drink the whole bottle of shampoo."

Alma: "Oh, that's not what I'm..."

Alma: "yOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!"

Alma, raising his voice slightly to be heard from the other isle: "What kind of chips do you guys want?"

Silence, Alois, Francis, and Echo at full volume due to Silence beforehand: "I'M ALWAYS A SIMP FOR DORITOS!"

Malaika, horrified: "gUYS-"

Alma, in tears laughing:

Silence, texting Malaika: "What if the g in gif is silent???"

Malaika: "Go to sleep."

Silence: "What gif I don't want to?"

Echowo · August 5, 2020 01:16:24

Alma: *signs legal document in pink glitter gel pen*

Echowo · August 7, 2020 09:09:50

Germaine: "How would you rate your pain?"

Echo: "Zero stars."

Germaine:

Echo: "Would not reccomend."

Echowo · August 17, 2020 16:40:10

Therapist: "What do we say when we feel like this?"

Silence, excitedly: "Less depressy, more progressy!"

Therapist: *sighs*

Last edited by Echo (August 17, 2020 16:40:45)

Echowo · August 25, 2020 18:03:39

Alma: "Give a name that starts with the letter 'H'."

Silence: "jOSÉ-"

GalaxianExplosion · September 1, 2020 13:07:55

Galaxian: When I saw those bodies I thought ‘how could anyone do this’, and then I thought probably with a knife.

Echowo · September 5, 2020 02:02:36

Silence: "I was put on this earth to do ONE thing. Luckily, I forgot what it was, so I can do whatever the heck I wanna do."

GalaxianExplosion · September 10, 2020 14:49:53

Galaxian, not killing Akuma: I just don't think Hitan would want me to become a murderer.
Hitan, somewhere far away: KILL THE RAT.

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Raez: Hey Wiley, would you like it if I got a dog?
Wiley: NO. Dogs shed too much.
Raez: C'mon, I can get a non-shedding one. What's your real problem?
Wiley:
Raez:
Wiley: What if its fur is nicer than my hair

~

Rai: So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called--
Wiley: An octo-lie
Rai:
Rai: ...metachrosis.
Wiley:
Rai:
Wiley: Mocktopus

~

Raez: Describe yourself in one word
Wiley: Indescribable

~

Raez: Wiley has no survival skills. His need to win replaced them.
Rai: That can't be true
Raez: Watch this
Raez: Hey Wiles, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Wiley: (*throws himself out of the window*)

~

Ji Kun: Baldr, get that hideous thing out of the living room, will you please?
Baldr: Benigno, Ji Kun wants you out of the house

~

Wiley: You wanna hear a joke?
Raez: No
Wiley: Here it goes--
Raez: I'm already dead I'm already dead I'm already de--