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Basket Cat · October 10, 2021 18:51:09

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Rai: (*lounging peacefully*)
Wiley: (*bursts in and dumps water on him*) CHWATER
Rai: The h--
Wiley: (*throws dirt*) CHEARTH.
Rai: ...what are you--
Wiley: (*lights a match and blows it in front of Rai's face*) CHFIRE
Rai:
Wiley: (*smacks him with a chair*) CHAIR.

LONG AGO, THE FOUR CHS RULED IN HARMONY

Time · October 10, 2021 20:38:08

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Dilanne: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND don't care a whit about anybody
Aurora: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and the gods
Raez:
Raez: How do you set your phone on Dungeons and Dragons?
~

When I first read this quote, I literally thought Dungeons and Dragons before do not disturb

GalaxianExplosion · October 10, 2021 20:44:57

@Time - I'm not gonna lie, it took me a while to figure out what DND meant myself xD literally have not seen/heard it abbreviated that way before today

-Galaxian-

Echowo · October 11, 2021 12:04:12

Whhfjsjcks nice to know I'm not the only ones me who couldn't figure out what else DND could mean other than Dungeons and Dragons

Alois: "I need your location so I can find you."

Alma: "I'm under a cloud that looks like a lion..."

Alois: "Can you be more specific?"

Alma:

Alma: "S...Simba?"

Echowo · October 27, 2021 19:29:25

Alois: "If someone was covered in paper cuts and you threw them into a pool of lemon juice, how long do you think it would take them to die?"

Genesis: "What circle of Dante's Inferno did you crawl out of-"

Alois: "What if you rolled them in salt first?"

Genesis: "Easy there, Satan..."

Alma: "Margarita of Pain..."

Alma: "Murderita-"

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GalaxianExplosion · November 4, 2021 00:48:07

Rai: You'll need to be careful
Wiley: Careful is my middle name, right after suave and daring ;-)
Dion: Do you even know what you're saying half the time?

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Dion: I need to get some air.
Wiley: There’s air in here.
Dion: I DON’T WANT YOUR AIR!
Wiley: WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY AIR?

~

GalaxianExplosion · November 5, 2021 19:02:06

Wiley: Ever just crave the wafer of a Kit-Kat and wash the chocolate off?
Kit-Kat: *BLOCKED.*

~

Basket Cat · November 6, 2021 12:12:24

*loads LMG with religious intent*

GalaxianExplosion · November 6, 2021 17:57:24

(Fun fact: That I.Q. was sourced from real life. So, consider, Wiley's saying that just to get under our skin. Someone actually did that.)
[Picture:]

Time · November 7, 2021 01:32:12

That's horrid. Disgusting. Repulsing.

GalaxianExplosion · November 7, 2021 01:46:04

Thank you xD

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · November 7, 2021 18:11:46

I hope whoever did this burns

Doesn't matter where I just hope they do

GalaxianExplosion · November 7, 2021 19:25:54

(They do them ig lol, it's a waste of good chocolate tho)

Time · November 7, 2021 22:36:55

EXACTLY! WHY DO YOU WASTE CHOCOLATE!? It's great!

GalaxianExplosion · November 8, 2021 00:16:37

If not for the fact that you stopped the caps halfway through, I'd have thought Aurora possessed you for that post lol
What's her opinion on the post, btw?

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · November 8, 2021 09:55:59

Who is this Aurora

Echowo · November 28, 2021 02:33:27

Judge: "And how do you plead?"

Genesis: *looks at Alois*

Alois: *mouths "not guilty"*

Genesis: "Hot milky!"

Alois: "That's it, just lock xem up."

Francis: *gets a sunburn*

Silence: "BRB, BESTIE, IMMA GO PUNCH APOLLO-"

Silence: *gets shot*

Silence: "Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh~?"

Kradly: "Shoot them again."

Alma: "What's your biggest fear?"

Alois: "Being forgotten."

Genesis: "Forgetting everyone."

Alma: "...Damn... that's deep..."

Alma: "...Mine is the koolaid man but I kinda feel stupid about it now..."

Orion, trying to support Callisto: "What is the gender neutral word for spouse? Wusband? Hife? Wifesband?"

Orion: "I may be stupid."

Interviewer: "What do you do for a living?"

Genesis: "I exist against my will."

Interviwer: "Uhm... next question... are you a boy or a girl?"

Genesis: "Not to my knowledge."

Interviewer: "Do... do you like men or women?"

Genny, Alois, and Alma all together in unison: "Death."

Alois, to the interviewers: "Honestly, why do any of us have to come out? If you still think anyone in this band is straight, that's on you."

Alois: "People are like, 'Think of the children!' I did. I don't care <3"

Orion: "The reason I chose such a bold and fiery partner is because someone has gotta tell the waiter I didn't order mashed potatoes and it sure as hell isn't going to be me."

Alma: "You may have disappointed God, but I for one could not be prouder!"

GalaxianExplosion · November 28, 2021 02:53:07

Echo wrote:
Interviewer: "Do... do you like men or women?"

Genny, Alois, and Alma all together in unison: "Death."

Why do so many people have a crush on my character, like I get he's handsome but dang

-Galaxian-

Echowo · November 28, 2021 14:25:44

XD Death is very handsome

Echowo · December 7, 2021 15:28:18

(I need to find a picture/reference of Phantom to draw this)

Phantom "ALMA, ARE YOU /J OR /SRS???"

Alma, literally bleeding out:

Last edited by Echo (December 7, 2021 15:28:34)

Basket Cat · December 8, 2021 11:31:44

Are we officially making Phantom part of the chaos group now

Echowo · December 8, 2021 19:36:36

owo

Basket Cat · December 15, 2021 14:09:18

Wiley: If I weigh 99 pounds and eat one pound of nachos, does that make me 1% nacho

GalaxianExplosion · December 15, 2021 14:22:32

Oh boy, and he already shares part of his DNA with bananas, too.
@Wiley - Pro tip: Become inedible.

-Galaxian-

SpecterTheGreat · December 15, 2021 23:26:49

Is that implying he's edible atm--

GalaxianExplosion · December 16, 2021 00:02:04

I think that answer depends on whom you ask.

-Galaxian-

SpecterTheGreat · December 16, 2021 00:03:52

Would he taste like bananas

GalaxianExplosion · December 16, 2021 00:14:46

I,,, Idk

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · December 17, 2021 01:31:11

Wiley: Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
Raez: I do Not need to know this.

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Wiley: I've taken a controversial new pill that accelerates my brain.
Rai: So you're smart now?
Wiley: I'm stupid faster.

~

Wiley: Dion, why you looking at me through a fork??
Dion: I'm pretending you're in jail.
Wiley:
Dion: It's spiritually healing.
Raez: (*picks up a fork*)

~

Rai: Any questions?
Wiley: Why is toothpaste called toothpaste, and not teethpaste?
Rai: I meant about the plan.
Wiley: It should be called teethpaste and you know it.

~

GalaxianExplosion · December 17, 2021 01:51:19

Galaxian: Based on statistical evidence, I now believe I might actually be immortal.
Hitan: Why?
Galaxian: I haven't died yet.
Hitan: ...I do not believe that is how it works.
Benigno, behind them: Have you seen the (crap) he does? He literally does not die.

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Younger Aristophanes: It's a bird!
Younger Aeorius: It's a plane!
Younger Benigno, looking up: It's a bird, idiot.

~

Xolani, internally: I won't be awkward today.
Nagesh: Hello.
Xolani: Good, thank you.

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Sollux: Sunnyyy! What's your favorite Sour Patch flavor?
Sunny: Poison.

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Sollux: You know what they say! "There's no such thing as a stupid question!"
Sunny: That's a quote made up by stupid people who ask stupid questions.

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Little Ryoo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shephards its certainty.
Kiaane, hanging out with her and honestly getting misled to think that this is how normal people talk:

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The A.A.: The quickest way to a female's heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.
The A.A.: It's that way to anyone's heart, really, given that they have human physiology. Regardless of gender identity.
The Mamba, slightly older but still with the same history of murder:
The A.A.: Oh, you wanted romantic advice.

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Rai: I have calculated our odds of survival, and have decided to not share the data.

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