GGaD » GGaD Incorrect Quotes

ThreePunchAxel · August 5, 2021 19:24:54

i didn't know mater's quotes were absolute gold

like this one

Mater : [after Lightning loses the case and is sentenced to repair the road] Hey, I know this may be a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees.

Lightning McQueen : What?

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Basket Cat · August 5, 2021 19:59:11

How did you not know

he's literally voiced by a famous stand-up comedian

Echowo · August 7, 2021 13:52:20

Ruin: "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents."

Apollo: "sTOP MAKING ORPHAN JOKES, YOU WIN THE GAME EACH TIME-"

Francis: "I know you're just deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are."

Silence, through tears: "It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack."

GalaxianExplosion · August 7, 2021 17:23:12

Nagesh: Galaxian, tell us about the past.
Galaxian: Okay.
Galaxian: So it was a while ago obviously.
Nagesh, nodding: This is getting good.

~

Raez: Here's where things get weird.
Rai: Things have been weird for a while.
Raez: Here's where things continue in that direction.

~

GalaxianExplosion · August 8, 2021 21:00:24

Sunny: Why would I want to go to a wedding? Weddings are basically funerals with cake. If I wanted to watch someone throw their life away I could just hang out with Sollux every day.

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Nagesh: So, Galaxian, how was your day?
Galaxian: This guy pushed me down
Manai: Did you push him back?
Galaxian: No, he was bigger than me
Chiyoko: Hm.
Chiyoko, arching a brow: Rei?
Rei: (*cracks knuckles*) On it.

~

Nagesh, introducing the Alternate to a new member: We have fun here, don't we, Chiyoko?
Chiyoko, smiling: I have never been so stressed in any life.

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Xolani: Why is the training area active 24/7? No one is going to train at 3 in the morning. It's unrealistic for mortals, isn't it?

Rei, sleeping peacefully:
Rei, jumping up from their bed: OH BOY THREE A.M.!

~

SpecterTheGreat · August 8, 2021 22:44:04

Do I see a new character 👀

Time · August 8, 2021 23:14:11

👀

GalaxianExplosion · August 9, 2021 02:08:32

Galaxian continues the series of new characters who they can't make proper forms for! Stay tuned for the neeeext episode!

-Galaxian-

ThreePunchAxel · August 9, 2021 15:17:36

the quote generator did it's best

*Time and Ark sitting in jail together*
Ark: So who should we call?
Time: I’d call Chronos, but I feel safer in jail

Basket Cat · August 9, 2021 16:36:30

It's even better knowing that it's kinda true even though she's very reliable

SpecterTheGreat · August 9, 2021 16:48:07

Wiley: Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread! We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!
Cashier: what

Basket Cat · August 9, 2021 17:53:51

That reminds me of the time I made a pretzel snake pokemon

Basket Cat · August 9, 2021 17:54:16

yeasty eels

GalaxianExplosion · August 9, 2021 17:58:49

hon hon hon oui oui ~~baguette~~ feisty feasty yeasty eel (:

-Galaxian-

Time · August 9, 2021 20:20:47

Yeasty eels? I haven't heard of that one. I like it.

GalaxianExplosion · August 11, 2021 23:28:57

Rei: Tryna' think of some code name so that no one will know who I am, and I think I got it!!
Galaxian:
Xolani:
Rei: Snuffles! See, wow, I'm great at making code names!
Laurie: ...Snuffles.
Rei's twin: (*sarcastically*) So great.

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Rei: You fight like my sister, Galaxian!
Galaxian: I've fought your sister before! That's a compliment!

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Hitan: Helen, I would like to propose.
Helen: (*blushes*)
Hitan: An idea. I would like to propose an idea.
Helen: (*slightly disappointed*) Oh.
Hitan: We should get married.
Helen: (*blushes*) OH-

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Rai: (*walk-hopping around the track*)
Raez: Ey Rai, why are you walking so weirdly?
Rai: Anima tied my shoelaces up really tightly so I wouldn't fall for someone else
Raez:
Raez: She does know that's not how it works, right?
Rai, continuing to hop-walk: No, but it's cute

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Raez: Why are you yelling at me??
Wiley: YOU SAID YOU HATE SMALL TALK, SO I'M MAKING IT BIG FOR YOU
Raez:
Raez: Which god created this man. I'm not sure whether I love them or hate them for it

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Older Wuhan: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
(Also Older) Garakuta: General Mathematics, Sixth Edition.

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Wiley: (*looks at food*) Man, Budapest is going to love this
Raez: Who's Budapest
Wiley: I named my stomach Budapest
Wiley: Because it's the capital of Hungry
Rai, now having a mental crisis right before dinner:

~

GalaxianExplosion · August 12, 2021 00:15:59

Wiley: I lost my bro, Raez. Have you seen him?
Random passerby: I don't know, what does he look like?
Wiley: (*sobs*) Beautiful

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Store manager: You can't do that
Raez: Oh--
Wiley: Don't worry! We have a permit!
Store manager: what
Wiley: (*hands store manager a paper with "they can and they will" written on it, signed by Rai*)

~

ThreePunchAxel · August 12, 2021 07:27:05

Wiley: I wish to battle your king

Cashier: Sir, please get out of the drive through

Wiley: Tell that coward to come out and defend his throne

Cashier: There is no actual burger king

Wiley: lies

GalaxianExplosion · August 12, 2021 12:50:14

xD

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · August 12, 2021 14:20:12

Ok but the ones about Hitan and Helen and Rai and Anima were like the cutest things I've read this week

Also who says there is no burger king

SpecterTheGreat · September 6, 2021 23:09:54

Elaine: I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn how to worship me.

Echowo · September 9, 2021 17:27:58

Lumi: "Guys I need to tell you something."

Lumi: "I'm gray."

Lumi: "Gary."

Lumi: "Ga"

Lumi: "Homicide"

Lumi: Homosaipien

Kradly: "It's okay, take your time"

Lumi: "B O Y S"

Basket Cat · September 9, 2021 17:40:37

Why do I relate to this

Echowo · September 10, 2021 12:00:34

Lumi: "Hey, I'm gay."

Silence: "I thought you were Korean?"

Basket Cat · September 10, 2021 19:20:10

That vine kills me every time

Basket Cat · September 19, 2021 10:58:17

*on Easter Sunday*
Raez: Why are you lying on the floor?
Wiley: Jesus has risen and I have fallen

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GalaxianExplosion · September 19, 2021 12:17:17

Best excuse to not get up on that particular day xD

-Galaxian-

Echowo · October 7, 2021 20:08:56

Alois: "Believe it or not, I'm bi."

Genesis: "Biyoself."

Alois:

Basket Cat · October 8, 2021 08:31:20

M E

GalaxianExplosion · October 10, 2021 15:43:19

Wiley: Do you have any raisins?
Raez: Yeah, plenty.
Wiley: you ruined my pickup line
Raez: Oh, sorry. Ask me again.
Wiley: Do you have any raisins?
Raez: no
Wiley: How about a date?
Raez: no
Wiley: YOU RUINED IT AGAIN

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Sunny: I hate seeing you like this
Sollux: Like how?
Sunny: Like in person.

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Wiley: What's this furniture?
Rai: Wiles, that's a bed. How do you not know that?
Raez: Where do you sleep? On the floor?
Wiley: On a chair.
Raez: That's even worse.

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Rai: (*lounging peacefully*)
Wiley: (*bursts in and dumps water on him*) CHWATER
Rai: The h--
Wiley: (*throws dirt*) CHEARTH.
Rai: ...what are you--
Wiley: (*lights a match and blows it in front of Rai's face*) CHFIRE
Rai:
Wiley: (*smacks him with a chair*) CHAIR.

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Hitan: Did you see the little note I put in your lunch telling you my feelings?
Helen: Hitan, that was a 10-page essay, and I can't read

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Dilanne: People who sleep with their phone on silent or DND don't care a whit about anybody
Aurora: Look, if you decide to have a problem after midnight, that's between you and the gods
Raez:
Raez: How do you set your phone on Dungeons and Dragons?

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