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Echowo · May 21, 2021 21:23:22

Silence: "Wherewolf?"

Alma, pointing at Alois: "Therewolf."

Alois:

GalaxianExplosion · May 29, 2021 01:11:37

Galaxian: If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Hitan: Multiverse theory does not cover paradoxical situations.
Galaxian: Except in the universe where it does!

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GalaxianExplosion · May 29, 2021 02:56:18

Xolani: They tell me to follow my heart, but when it's shattered into a billion pieces, which fragment do I follow?
Nagesh: (*sighs*)

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Lianhuan: I just shamelessly ran after the ice cream truck.
Wuhan: There's no shame in chasing after your dreams!
Lianhuan:
Lianhuan: You are such an inspiration.

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Helen: How do you know that?
Hitan: My knowledge is vast.
Helen: Why did I ask?

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Wiley: Has there ever been a conducted experiment on why short boys act like that, or...???
Dion: You know what? Heck this. Heck you.

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Wuhan: Do you think birds ever get sad that they don't have arms?
Galaxian: ...do you ever get sad that you don't have wings?
Wuhan: Every day ):

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Raez: How messed up would it be if you jumped into a ball pit and it was actually just tomatoes painted different colors?
Wiley: Depends.
Raez: On what??

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Raez, at 3 A.M.: Please stop talking about being possessed.
Wiley: I'm free estate tho
Raez: WILES, YOU ARE NOT.

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Sunny: To be honest, I am a very chill person as long as things go exactly the way I want them to every moment of every day of every year of my life.

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GalaxianExplosion · June 7, 2021 21:26:42

Rai: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Wiley: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-(bleep) house.
Raez: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Wiley: Good thinking.

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Wiley, texting Rai: "Rai! help i’m being kidnapped"
Rai: "Where are you?"
Wiley: "i’m with some strange person. in a car. Help"
Rai: "I’ll call Raez."
Raez, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Rai: Where’s Wiley? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Raez: Wiley? What do you mean, he's right next to me--
Raez:
Raez: I’ll call you back. (*hangs up*)
Raez: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Wiley: WHO ARE YOU??!!

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Raez: HELP! I TOLD RAI I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Wiley, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Store Worker, over the announcement system: Would a Mr. Rai please come to the front desk?
Rai, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: (*points to Wiley and Raez*) I believe they belong to you?
Wiley and Raez, simultaneously: We got lost
Rai: ...I didn’t even bring you guys here with me.

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Rai: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Wiley: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Raez isn’t

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Rai: Fitness tip: Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Wiley: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Raez: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t--

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Rai: If you had to choose between Wiley and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Raez: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Wiley: Raez!
Rai: 63 cents.
Raez: I'll take the money.
Wiley: RAEZ!!!

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Raez: We need to get through this locked door. Wiles, give me your credit card.
Wiley: Okay?? Here.
Raez, pocketing it: Thanks. Rai, please kick down the door.

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Wiley: Are ya sure this is the right direction?
Rai: Certainly. I'm as sure as I am honest.
Raez: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Raez: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Wiley: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Raez: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Rai: edible

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SpecterTheGreat · June 7, 2021 21:40:07

e d i b l e

Echowo · June 7, 2021 21:46:10

Kradly, after losing Silence, Francis, and Lumi in the store: *to the store worker* "May I borrow this? Thanks."

Kradly, leaning into the microphone connected to the announcement system: "Goodbye you little (beep)s."

Basket Cat · June 8, 2021 17:16:01

If this isn't accurate don't hate me please lol

Akuma: Your days are numbered!
Hitan: Everyone's days are numbered though
Akuma:
Akuma: Your days are numbered fewer than mine!

Echowo · June 10, 2021 00:00:22

Kradly, walking into the kitchen at 4am: "What are you doing????"

Lumi, pouring Gatorade into waffle mix: "The gods' work."

ThreePunchAxel · June 10, 2021 07:00:22

Ark: There's no i in team but there's one in pizza
Chronos: So you're not going to share
Ark: I'm not going to share

Basket Cat · June 10, 2021 17:41:15

Chronos doesn't need someone to share she'll just make her own darn pizza

GalaxianExplosion · June 15, 2021 20:53:30

Rensa: Where are Galaxian and Lianhuan?
Xuqiao: They're playing hide and seek.
Rensa: Where?
Xuqiao: I don't think you get how the game works.

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Callisthenes: Anyone d--
Aeorius: Depressed?
Aristophanes: Drained?
Benigno: Dumb?
Baldr: Disliked?
Callisthenes: --done with their work...are you guys okay...

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Dion: What’s something you guys are better at than Rai?
Wiley: Mario Kart.
Rai: Yeah, video games.
Raez: Also, emotional vulnerability.

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Echowo · June 20, 2021 23:22:16

Silence: "Apparently you're suppose to present 'feminine' or 'masculine'. Well, I'm presenting as a (beep)ing idiot."

GalaxianExplosion · June 22, 2021 18:45:30

Raez, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Wiley, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids
Dion: ...what are you two doing?
Rai: playing systemic oppression

Basket Cat · July 4, 2021 19:00:33

7yo me plotting an angsty storyline for my Barbies be like--

ThreePunchAxel · July 5, 2021 06:50:03

action figures are great

Echowo · July 9, 2021 18:20:49

Alois: "I firmly believe in 'annoyed at first sight'."

Silence: *Glares directly into a security camera to assert dominance*

Apollo: "What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible!"

Apollo:

Apollo: "*Irresistible."

Francis: "Shut up, but like, not in a rude way. In a gentle way."

Francis: "Shut up, darling."

Kradly: "You've been abnormally nice to me lately. I don't know how to feel."

Silence: "I could punch you in the face if you want."

Lumi: "We are sophisticated adults, okay?! I literally bought a vegetable last week!"

Silence: "Why isn't there a sad sunglasses emoji to show that I'm unhappy but still really cool?!"

Last edited by Echo (July 9, 2021 18:21:13)

Basket Cat · July 11, 2021 12:34:32

Chronos: I hate being in this wheelchair. I feel so helpless.
Time: You're not helpless. You have me!

Time · July 12, 2021 00:28:24

Bruh

Echowo · July 12, 2021 03:31:08

Silence: "My Furbie died in my arms when I was a child."

Francis: "I'm sorry for your loss."

Silence: "It wasn't a loss, I never felt more like a god!"

ThreePunchAxel · July 12, 2021 10:53:51

plot twist: eating furbys turns you into a god

GalaxianExplosion · July 23, 2021 17:12:32

Wiley: It's funny how people tell me to be quiet all the time, but when I'm actually quiet they ask what's wrong with me.

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Sunny: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you, or you really annoy me and secretly I want to beat the crap out of you; have fun figuring out which one.

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Wiley: Pros and cons of dating me. Pros--you'll be the cute one. Cons--holy (crap) where do I even begin--

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Wiley: Like they say, if you can't beat 'em, curl up in a ball and protect your head and internal organs.

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Lianhuan: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

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Rai: I'd like to live through a week that's not a whole new verse of, "We Didn't Start the Fire."

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Benigno: Did you know we all are made of atoms? And atoms never touch each other.
Benigno: So in my defense, officer, I did not punch this kid.

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Basket Cat · July 23, 2021 17:28:22

*me trying to figure out how atoms don't touch each other before remembering they bounce inside a molecule
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GalaxianExplosion · July 28, 2021 23:55:54

Raez, watching Wiley: Aw, look at Wiles thinking. He's probably conjuring up something great, maybe for his next experiment.
Wiley's actual thoughts: Is sand called sand because it's between sea and land??

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Wiley, texting: "thought happiness started with h, but why does mine start with u?"
Raez: "Dunno, man, I think you might have dyslexia."

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Rai: Hey Wiley, when's your birthday?
Wiley: Why? So you can search up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

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Future Dion, on his blog: "Started seeing someone today."
Wiley: "as in dating, or hallucinations?"

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SpecterTheGreat · July 28, 2021 23:58:36

Wiley asking the real questions

Basket Cat · July 29, 2021 11:43:21

Why are these IQs actually making me question these things

GalaxianExplosion · July 31, 2021 00:35:59

Rai: "I'm going to need you to pay attention and listen (read) closely for once, 'cause this is important."
Wiley:

Wiley: "lol my bacon looks like a seahorse"

GalaxianExplosion · July 31, 2021 00:46:37

Raez: I'm crying now. You made me cry
Wiley: Baby
Raez: this is not the time for pet names.
Wiley: No, I'm calling you a baby
Wiley: I'm insulting you, Raez.

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Echowo · August 4, 2021 21:13:12

Alois: "The first amendment protects you from prosecution from the government. It does not, however, proTECT YOU FROM THESE HANDS-"

Basket Cat · August 5, 2021 17:35:12

THESE HANDS

Basket Cat · August 5, 2021 17:36:20

That Raez and Wiley quote made me think of the time in Cars when Mater called McQueen a baby then made chicken noises