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GalaxianExplosion · March 12, 2021 21:06:05

Galaxian: Fruits that do not live up to their names: Passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew, dragonfruit.
Hitan: What are fruits that do live up to their names?
Galaxian: Orange.

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Kidnappers, negotiating with Rai: We have your friend. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed
Wiley: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Rai:
Wiley: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Raez: WILEY STOP

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Dentist: You need a crown.
Wiley: Finally, someone who understands me!

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Sunny: I like people
Kenyon: No you don't
Sunny: I’m trying to like people. It’s just hard to weed through the stupid ones

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The Mamba: Not everything blows up
The Cheetah: Pssshhh, everything blows up, silly.

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Dion: (*fast asleep*)
Rai: I think it's nice that Dion feels comfortable enough to sleep with us around.
Raez: He looks so peaceful.
Wiley, getting out a sharpie: And vulnerable.

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SpecterTheGreat · March 12, 2021 21:30:56

The Cheetah's right.
And Dion probably will never want to sleep around anyone else again if he gets "attacked" :3.

ThreePunchAxel · March 14, 2021 10:47:52

Ark: I want to change the world.
Time: For the better?
Ark: ...
Time: Answer me.

Basket Cat · March 19, 2021 18:52:17

Ark: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Time: Oh, you’ve been?
Ark: Once. In Monopoly.

Basket Cat · March 19, 2021 18:53:02

Chronos: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Jenny: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the darn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Basket Cat · March 20, 2021 13:13:26

Chronos: Ark... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Ark: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Chronos:
Chronos: I wrote sanitize, Ark.

Basket Cat · March 20, 2021 13:15:57

Silence: Francis and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Francis: Sentences.
Silence: Don't interrupt me.

Last edited by Basket Cat (March 21, 2021 16:13:35)

Basket Cat · March 20, 2021 13:18:27

Time: What are your goals?
Chronos: To pet all the dogs.
Time: No, fitness goals.
Chronos: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

Time · March 20, 2021 13:32:20

Chronos' goals right now is actually to be able to run bruh

At least she's improving with her crutches

Last edited by Time (March 20, 2021 13:33:28)

GalaxianExplosion · March 20, 2021 20:38:22

Rai: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Raez: Not if they consent to it.
Wiley: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Dion: YES?!?

GalaxianExplosion · March 20, 2021 20:56:02

Rai: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Raez: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Wiley: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Dion: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

Rai: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Raez: I don’t know how to do that.
Dion: I don’t wear a watch.
Wiley: Time is a construct.

Rai: I think Dion was right.
Raez: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Wiley: He wouldn't do that.
Dion: You're right, Wiley. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Dion: (*turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Dion Told You So' on the back*)

Rai: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Rai and Raez, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Wiley: Our turn, Dion! One, two, three- vanilla!
Dion, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Dion: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Raez: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Wiley: I personally was created in a lab.
Rai: I just straight up spawned lol.

[*Rai is cooking*]
Raez: Any chance that’s for me?
Rai: It’s for Dion. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Wiley: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Dion: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Wiley: Put spaghetti in it.
Dion: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Raez: Put spaghetti in it.
Dion: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Rai: Put spaghetti in it.
Dion: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Rai: I think we're missing something.
Raez: Teamwork?
Wiley: Cohesion?
Dion: A general sense of what we’re doing?

Rai: *Gently taps table*
Raez: *Taps back*
Wiley: What are they doing?
Dion: Morse code.
Rai: *Aggressively taps table*
Raez: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Rai: Can I be frank with you guys?
Raez: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Dion: Can I still be Dion?
Wiley: Shh, let Frank speak.

Rai, about Dion: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Wiley: Are we stealing them?
Raez: New or used?
Rai: Wonderful responses, both of you.

GalaxianExplosion · March 20, 2021 21:17:14

[*Rai's helping Raez out after he gets injured, while the others are watching*]
Wiley: How does Raez look?
Dion: A little better than you, actually.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Raez: Crap.
Rai: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Wiley: OH MY GOD DION FELL OFF!!!

[The ABC Squad is apparently gonna try to scam some random guy]
The A.A.: ...Mamba, why are you pretending I am this guy's family?
The Mamba: We need money!
The A.A.: You are scamming him?
The Mamba: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
The A.A.: What? No.
The Mamba: Why not? We already stole The Cheetah!
The Cheetah: Hey guys
The A.A.: No, we didn't. The Cheetah can think and talk for herself. She can do whatever she wants.
The Cheetah: I wanna steal

The A.A.: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
The Mamba: Okay, but in my defense, The Cheetah bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
The A.A.: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank shampoo????

[*The Cheetah and the Mamba sitting in jail together*]
The Cheetah: So who should we call?
The Mamba: I’d call the A.A., but I feel safer in jail

Rai: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Wiley: The cow???
Rai: What?
Raez: Wiles, W H Y?

GalaxianExplosion · March 20, 2021 21:21:15

The A.A.: We need a distraction.
The Mamba: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
The Cheetah, whispering: My time has come

The A.A.: Why. Why did you give the Cheetah a knife?
The Mamba: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.
The A.A.: Now I feel unsafe.
The Mamba: I’m sorry.
The Mamba: ... would you like a knife?

The Mamba, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
The A.A.: You did what–
The Cheetah: William Snakepeare

The A.A.: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
The Mamba, amazed: Wow...
The Cheetah, to the Mamba: Well what does that mean?
The Mamba: I don't know.
The Mamba, to the A.A.: What does that mean?

Rai: This is a mistake
Raez, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Rai: But not today
Raez, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Rai: Can you keep a secret?
Raez: Do you know anything about my life?
Rai: No I do not. Good point.

Wiley: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Raez: What's that?
Wiley: Remorse code.
Raez: I'm even angrier now.

Rai: In light of you being one of my closest friends, you may hug me for four to five seconds.
Raez: FOURTY FIVE SECONDS?
Rai: No. Four to fi--
Raez, throwing his arms around Rai: Too late!

GalaxianExplosion · March 21, 2021 03:17:46

Basket Cat wrote:
Silence: Time and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Francis: Sentences.
Silence: Don't interrupt me.

Can I tentatively ask when Silence and Time met in this universe

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · March 21, 2021 16:13:13

ACGJHFKL;K

Time · March 21, 2021 16:35:49

Yeah I was wondering about that too lol

Basket Cat · March 21, 2021 16:36:49

you saw nothing

GalaxianExplosion · March 21, 2021 19:37:21

Hitan: Who spilled orange juice in the kitchen?
Garakuta: Not me!
Wuhan: Not me!
Lianhuan: Not me!
Hitan: So the orange juice spilled itself?
Galaxian: I never did trust that orange juice.

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Hitan: You have to learn to love yourself.
Galaxian: Don’t you hate yourself??
Hitan: Yes, but this is about you. Please stay focused.

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Silence: Undefeated in wizard duels thanks to my devastating countermagic where I close the distance and punch them in the chest 14 times while they try to read a paragraph from a book the size of a briefcase. This sorcery (crap) is easy as hell.

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Wiley: I am so ready to legally drink.
Wiley: Only eating all these years has made me thirsty as hell.
Wiley: I have heard very good things about water.

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Raez: Why hasn’t the “you know what I had to do with them” meme died yet?
Rai: Okay I really cannot focus on answering this question because the meme is called "you know I had to do it to 'em,“ and your wording wasn't too off but it was just enough to make it sound like he’s a serial killer.
Wiley: I Understand Now What Must Be Done to You.
Dion: You Cannot Deny My Hand Was Forced.

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Iollan: Alright, this is what we call a Christmas tree. Would you mind putting the angel at the top of the tree?
Helen: How am I supposed to get Hitan up there?

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GalaxianExplosion · March 21, 2021 21:34:42

Galaxian: *screams*
Nagesh: ...what was that?
Galaxian: Sorry, I just thought about the reasons I’m like this, and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

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Younger Sunny, to Sollux: Sure, Pop might be scary when he's mad.
Sunny: But have you heard Mum click her tongue?
Sunny: (*shivers*)

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GalaxianExplosion · March 22, 2021 19:10:22

Galaxian: This is bothering me.
Ark: Well, you are burying a decapitated corpse.
Galaxian: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

GalaxianExplosion · March 22, 2021 19:13:39

Akuma: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Galaxian: Isn't that just killing people?
Akuma: Ah, technicality.

GalaxianExplosion · March 22, 2021 19:26:44

Rai: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Wiley: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Basket Cat · April 3, 2021 18:05:24

Time: What do you want?
Chronos: I would be most grateful if you let me consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates
Time: How much coffee have you had today--

GalaxianExplosion · April 3, 2021 18:21:27

Raez: This is such a bad idea.
Wiley: Then why are you coming along?
Raez: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Basket Cat · April 5, 2021 13:35:50

Chronos: I can't hate being stuck in this wheelchair
Ark: You mean you can't stand being in a wheelchair?
Chronos: How can I stand if I can't use my legs?
Time, slowly losing his sanity: it's all just a dream it's all just a dream it's all just a dream it's all just a dream it's all--

ThreePunchAxel · April 6, 2021 07:57:55

Ark: Some people would say that the real prize was the friends we made along the way. We were all friends already, so I say we fight for it.

Basket Cat · April 6, 2021 12:50:11

Chronos destroys everyone with her wheelchair

Time · April 6, 2021 19:09:54

You may think that Chronos had lost a substantial amount of power with her being drained of a good amount of her magic and requiring to build up her leg muscles again and stuff, but what you didn't know is that her wheelchair grants her blinding speeds

GalaxianExplosion · April 11, 2021 16:52:10

Sunny: Coughing, coughing. You'll be in a coffin if you keep on coughing
August: Whoa okay I'm stopping.

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Sunny: (*slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses*)
Sunny: I beg your freaking pardon??

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Kenyon: Care to come with us?
Sunny: And spoil my carefully calculated air of selfishness and unconcern? Not until the last second, thank you very much.

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Galaxian: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Kokumajutsu: Calling me the devil? How original, brat
Galaxian: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

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Chiyoko: We are going to be making major funding changes this year.
Manai: (*raises hand*)
Chiyoko: Your Club Penguin memberships will still remain active.
Manai: (*lowers hand*)

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Some god idk: You mortals cannot hurt us gods. We are immune to your efforts. Therefore, prostrate yourselves before us and beg for your lives.
Kiaane, having just downed 10 expressos: Bold words,

Echowo · April 12, 2021 10:59:03

Silence: "Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!"

Francis: "I'm vegetarian."

Silence: "Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness."