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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
9 days until the pokemon dlc
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
just made tater tots at 3am because i am trans and more powerful than time. both the concept and probably the person(no offense i just assume that i could beat up everybody until proven otherwise)
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Oh hell nah
If we ever cross paths irl just know we'll be throwing hands
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
✨️Echo✨️
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"If you are born weak, which god do you turn to for solace?"
"That's why... I had to become the
lone star
in the sky to guide them..."˙˚∘⊹☀️⊹∘˚˙
"I shall ascend to the heavens, becoming the scorching
sun...
Bathed in my light, my people shall flourish, while all evil shall be eradicated."
"I now permit you to stare into the sun."
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Time wrote:
If we ever cross paths irl just know we'll be throwing hands
if we ever cross paths irl it will already be too late for you
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Ash real life fighting style
You ain't it bruh 😭😭😭
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fully untrue i will kick you in the head
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
Like a horse?
✨️Echo✨️
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"If you are born weak, which god do you turn to for solace?"
"That's why... I had to become the
lone star
in the sky to guide them..."˙˚∘⊹☀️⊹∘˚˙
"I shall ascend to the heavens, becoming the scorching
sun...
Bathed in my light, my people shall flourish, while all evil shall be eradicated."
"I now permit you to stare into the sun."
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Really think you up to something huh?
You really think your up to scratch?
You think you're worth your salt?
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Like a horse?
I'd pay money to see people fight like horses
Call me Ishmael.
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Bones are creaky, knees weak, voice is squeaky
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i don't know how horses fight i'm pretty sure they just get scared and run away. or roadkill whatever's bothering them
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Like a horse?
I'd pay money to see people fight like horses
I'm ngl I'd pay more to see them fight like giraffes
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i don't know how horses fight i'm pretty sure they just get scared and run away. or roadkill whatever's bothering them
they have like 4 different ways to beat the crap out of each other
Call me Ishmael.
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"Is my body really part of the earth, and is the soul just a metaphor?"
Bones are creaky, knees weak, voice is squeaky
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i didn't prepare for the horse combat test
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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They like, kick each other don't they? Like backwards kick? And also stomp?
I don't know how people would even fight like giraffes tho. Nobody has a long enough neck for that. Unless if that's the part that makes it entertaning
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that video doesn't work because i don't have instagram but i'm going to assume it's two kittens slapping each other
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Yeah I was trying to find a yt link but couldn't find one
It's a low res video where two people are fighting on a street and one lurches forwards and does a spinning back kick.
There's a freeze frame right before it hits the opponent's chin, and there are cuts/zooms of the two individual fighters accompanied with only *plink* plonk* *plink* sounds, each note changing the framing of the freeze frame and focus.
Then, lastly there is a cut to another freeze frame where the opponent is lying on the grass beside the road, accompanied with a *boo-womp*
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I'm not gonna lie, that's the best description of an Instagram video I've ever read xD
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so i'm assuming that since it was a kick, which from the description sounds rather inefficient if you ask me, i am the one who wins. glad we can agree on this, time.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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No that's just a goofy false mirror world I've ensured that doesn't come true
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or so you think
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Believe what you want to believe but I was just goofing about. It was simply saying a joke to lighten your crushing defeat
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i appreciate your hubris
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Is do you consider yourself full of hubris when you crush an ant?
No. It's simply you crushing a bug. There is no sense of arrogance or pride. For this is the perspective that is reality. This is not hubris. This is objectivity. Your defeat is objective reality.
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there are ants that can solo humans. not that it matters, since your metaphor holds as immense a weight as a single hydrogen
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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A single ant ending a human is far from the norm, let alone even injuring one. So don't go giving that point as if it is a likely opportunity.
A human can end an ant by accidently stepping on it. It can even happen unawares. An ant must go on an extreme journey to even have the chance of annoying a human.
If my metaphors weigh but a single hydrogen, then your arguments equate to less than a neutrino.
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anyways so the pokemon dlc came out early and i caught two shinies before my third required trainer battle. it's unrelated but honestly the bit's dying and i'm just making it die faster
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Everything Has Been Restructured And I Am Going To Explode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me with she/it and do NYOT call me bro. you may however call me bouss.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Everything Has Been Restructured And I Am Going To Explode
Same 😔
✨️Echo✨️
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"If you are born weak, which god do you turn to for solace?"
"That's why... I had to become the
lone star
in the sky to guide them..."˙˚∘⊹☀️⊹∘˚˙
"I shall ascend to the heavens, becoming the scorching
sun...
Bathed in my light, my people shall flourish, while all evil shall be eradicated."
"I now permit you to stare into the sun."