new hot take: dark souls and stardew valley take place in the same world just on other sides

and ALL of that PALES in comparison to, by far, the Worst offense. They made Him BLONDE

Paul Bunyan canonically is literally sourced from udon noodles and the delusions of the most psychotic Female Protagonist in the franchise and doesn't actually reflect how Heroic Spirits work (she's from a joke manga spinoff of the game that was essentially created to make fun of the game)
But she is strong enough to clear trees, and taller than them. Her true height is in her Noble Phantasm (technically, you can see her foot is really big, so imagine how tall she is then)
Also she does have a blue bull. Look at her final ascension art. 


Anyways I am not sure getting mad at the game that was literally sourced from a game that made King Arthur female (and blonde) is the best idea, but you do you xD

-Galaxian-

that bull is shaped like a dumpling

i am glad that the rest is intact besides the standard looks-like-a-paper-doll. at least this one is better than most but like why did they choose to remove his magnficent beard and make Paul Bunyan look like a 9 year old girl

no because they still made paul blonde. and also alexander the great looks entirely wrong for somebody who died at like thirty

AshTheAvaricious wrote:

no because they still made paul blonde. and also alexander the great looks entirely wrong for somebody who died at like thirty

 
Also which Alexander are you talking about because there's a kid and adult version

AshTheAvaricious wrote:

Paul Bunyan look like a 9 year old girl

Cuz its fate

I saw an image of a fate character from Galaxian and my mind thought I was on like, Galaxian or Echo's homethread

yeah galaxian has the legal ability to just commandeer any homethread, it was in the fineprint

AshTheAvaricious wrote:

no because they still made paul blonde. and also alexander the great looks entirely wrong for somebody who died at like thirty

based

fun fact! 64 shinies in my game

i figured out where to go in bloodborne. i had to get kidnapped by the eldritch creatures and subjected to a bald spider man

more terrible news: grandma crow from bloodborne might've died i think. i also found the right path and started purposefully avoiding it so i could finish my agenda against the cathedral bastard

started a new skyrim save and i've gotta say, i know skyrim is like the funny meme game now but, at least the tutorial, has pretty good writing in the characters. like. yeah a few of the plotlines are contrived so that you can be the one to solve all the problems ever, but skyrim genuinely is a really easy game to immerse yourself in. it's got humour, both intentional and unintentional, and it's world feels very real and human. despite its flaws, skyrim is a living game, and it is remembered and changed so much and so commonly because people change what they love

Lowkey I'd like to see a buff mage that isn't for poops and giggles and is genuinely cool