GGaD » HPA AU Headcanons, Planning, IQs, and Shenanigans

Echowo · January 25, 2022 00:39:31

Calix: "For my essays, I have three banned words: problematic, interesting, and large. Those are filler words. I want you to get straight to the point of why it's largely interesting or problematic."

Wiley, for the rest of the year when he disagrees with Calix: "Mm, interesting, but largely problematic!"

Echowo · January 28, 2022 19:40:16

Sunny: "Normalize grocery store violence. Normalize me running innocent people over with a shopping cart."

Hitan: "Do you take constructive criticism?"

Apollo, already tearing up: "Sure, what's up?"

Specter: "Malaika's mad I haven't texted back yet? Hold on a minute, I'm trying to spell gorgis... goregiss...goregas...gorgeeis-"

Raez: "Why are you in a bad mood?"

Wiley: "I'm upset because no one has said that I'm the prettiest."

Sollux: "Would you like tips from someone who is the prettiest? (:"

Alma: "What's wrong?"

Specter: "If I die on Christmas... am I a Christmas Spirit?"

Calix: "Don't make fun of me if I misuse dated cultural references. I'm still trying to learn the new slang. Are we cowabunga on this?"

The class: ):

Alma: "Yeah, we're cowabunga on this ):"

Sollux: "Sunny, can you wait on me? I'm putting on makeup."

Sunny: "You don't need makeup"

Sollux: "Aww-"

Sunny: "You need plastic surgery (:"

Rai: "Had a bad day ): It would really help me if you guys all sent me cute pics of your credit card information"

Nivia: "Silence, do you know my blood type?"

Silence: "B-"

Nivia: "Oh no, I guessed wrong! We probably need to tell the nurse-"

Last edited by Echo (January 31, 2022 19:18:50)

Echowo · February 3, 2022 13:39:48

HWJFJAKLFLW PINTEREST GAVE ME THIS TODAY AND THIS IS VERY MUCH CALIX

Echowo · February 25, 2022 14:41:59

Rai: "If you get a computer virus, just download another one and they'll kill each other or maybe they'll kiss or something."

Echowo · March 7, 2022 04:04:32

Adrik: "No little German boy! Don't touch the electric fence!"

Dion: "Oh mein gott! Zhis fence is full of shockenNJWJCJAKCKSKKCKWKCK-"

Wiley: "Has anyone ever thought about how Mothman at one point was Caterpillarboy?"

Raez: "...Now this is all I can think about..."

GalaxianExplosion · May 24, 2022 20:51:16

Raez: Instead of saying "I have to," start your day with an "I get to" attitude. I get to work out. I get to go to work. I get to have an existential crisis in my car at 11 A.M. Life is all about the perspective

Echowo · June 3, 2022 23:34:58

Raez: *gets down on one knee and holds out an empty chemical test tube* "Will you... be... my lab partner?"

Wiley, over exaggerated: "Yes! Yes! A million times yes!!!!!"

Silence: "Do you two have to do this EVERY SINGLE TIME?!"

Adrik: "No offense father, but you're quite old and manage to deal with extreme stress everyday. How are you alive?"

Calix: "God is punishing me."

Sollux: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, that makes sense!" (Still doesn't get it)

Specter: "ABAB: Assigned Born at Birth."

Alma: "Assigned Baby at Birth!"

Silence: "All Babies are Bastards."

Malaika: "Self undiagnosing, I'm fine."

Alma, gently pulling worms from dirt: "You're evicted, you're evicted, you're evicted, you're evicted, you're evicted, you're evi-"

Galaxian, gently scooping up worms after a rain storm and setting them in dirt: "Go back to bed, go back to bed, go back to bed, go back to bed, go back to be-"

Specter, gently placing worms in a compost bin: "Bon appétit, bon appétit, bon appetit, bon appétit, bon appétit, bo-"

GalaxianExplosion · June 3, 2022 23:41:24

Currently imagining HPA!Specter slurping down worms like Anakin from the 2003 Clone Wars series

-Galaxian-

Echowo · June 3, 2022 23:49:02

Horrible mental picture so much that I want to draw it (':

Also reminds me of a different IQ, let me find it

Echowo · June 3, 2022 23:57:22

I can't find it unfortunately but have a different one to make up for it

Francis: "I just ate a whole bottle of melatonin gummies so see you all next year (:"

SpecterTheGreat · June 4, 2022 10:16:39

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Currently imagining HPA!Specter slurping down worms like Anakin from the 2003 Clone Wars series

-Galaxian-

NAOOO ASKJHFSDL WHAT
I haven't seen that

The worst part is that I can actually imagine them doing smthn like that???

GalaxianExplosion · June 4, 2022 15:49:48

You both are welcome

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · June 15, 2022 02:37:03

TW: Suicide mention

Sunny, on social media: "Suicide is never the answer. You have to outlive your enemies"
Raez: This is strangely motivational.
Wiley: Seriously, this got me thinking in a strange sort of way

GalaxianExplosion · June 15, 2022 03:30:05

Rai, after a few weeks of not sleeping: if you spell skeletons backwards it will still spell skeletons
Wiley: Man I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

~

Wiley, on the group chat: "Your belly button is just your old mouth."
Sunny: ". . . . . ."
Raez: "I was having a fine day. We were all having our fine days."

~

Wiley, by his desk: what if mayonnaise came in cans
Raez: That would suck because you can't microwave metal...
Rai, walking into the classroom: Good morning to all except these two people.

~

Wiley: "Reading is just staring at a dead piece of paper for hours and hallucinating"
Germaine: "I'm sorry, but please delete that."

~

Raez, as Wiley's laptop fan becomes progressively louder by each half-second: What is it? Who is doing this to you? What is cursing your existence?
Wiley, opening Task Manager: Who do I need to kill?

Echowo · June 15, 2022 21:17:13

S N O T E L E K S

SpecterTheGreat · June 15, 2022 22:43:57

Calix: I must inform you, male acquaintance who I colloquially address as my brother, that the content you virtually distributed is of such overwhelming awkwardness that it evokes physical repulsion. Iollan?
Iollan: Bro, you just posted cringe.

Echowo · June 16, 2022 07:07:21

For a second I thought Iollan was calling Calix cringe XD before I realized Callix said the more ~eloquent~ version of what Iollan said XD

SpecterTheGreat · June 16, 2022 07:13:13

Yeah, basically Iollan's "translating" xD

Echowo · June 16, 2022 14:14:55

To be fair tho, it would be accurate either way XD

Echowo · June 20, 2022 10:46:57

HPA! Nivia would try to get candy from a vending machine but then the candy gets stuck so Silence sticks their arm up in it and then proceeds to get their arm stuck

Anyway, an IQ:

Calix, to the other teachers: "I was trying to enjoy a fine meal at my favourite dining establishment; ie: Wendy's, and as I began to very enthusiastically consume a nugget of poultry, I heard from one of my very own students nearby as he jeered at me, thus taunting: 'Go for it, Nuggetboy!' Upon even remembering this such recent horror upon my esteem, I am brought to tears. Nuggetboy! Such a punitive moniker for one such as myself, just for the mortal, apparently unforgivable, sin of seeking nutrition. For shame!"

Apollo, jokingly: "Go eat some nuggets then, Nuggetboy."

Calix: "I am going to beat you with a (censor)ing rock."

GalaxianExplosion · July 11, 2022 22:28:51

Shouhei: Why do witches always wanna fatten kids up before eating them?? Fat is like the grossest part of meat
Wiley: Because they're always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens, which means long cooking times at lowish heats. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. But if you do it to lean meat, you just get tiny little sad bits that bring no joy to anyone
Rai: well, you did ask.
Wiley: Also, there's wisdom in fattening them up in sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for a more tender and flavourful meat
Raez: Wiley I. Perrault. You are giving an argument over the semantics of eATING CHILDREN.

Echowo · July 14, 2022 17:57:02

Hitan: "Today we're going to learn a new form of poem today called a 'sonnet'!"

Alma, sleep deprived: "Heh... Sonnet the Hedgehog..."

Everyone:

Alma, realizing was he said: *internally* I'm going to jump off a bridge-

Francis: "I'm too soft for this world..." (Only saying that because it hurts his hand to open water bottles)

Malaika: "Are you a sociopath?!"

Wiley: "I'm just a brunette."

(Iirc his hair is sorta brown-ish? Idk my mind could be making stuff up. I'll change this if it turns out his hair is actually fully ginger)

Nivia: *writing with sharpie on her knuckles so she has knuckle tattoos that say HAMP STER* :D

GalaxianExplosion · July 14, 2022 19:34:53

His hair is 0% brown and 100% complete eye torture, if that helps.
I literally don't know how to describe his natural hair color beyond that when it comes to accuracy, because it's just that. I have noticed that you downtune that with your drawings but haven't pointed it out for reasons lol

-Galaxian-

Echowo · July 14, 2022 19:46:07

XD I try to avoid eye bleeding and I generally and genuinely can't do his color scheme justice without making him look ugly XD

Francis in this AU doesn't have a really deep voice like his GGaD ver, basically because he's, like, eleven in this AU, so I imagine one day around when he's thirteen or fourteen, Francis walks in and scares everyone because his voice shifted down multiple octaves overnight and sounds much more gravelly and the only one not fazed is Kaori

GalaxianExplosion · July 14, 2022 23:48:21

Imagining Francis having the worst voice cracks at that time and Kaori not even batting an eye

-Galaxian-

Echowo · July 14, 2022 23:50:50

XD wnnfmamckmw honestly I can see him having the worst voice cracks out of everyone but to be fair he's also going to have the deepest voice out of everyone so XD

GalaxianExplosion · October 25, 2022 23:14:18

Imagining Wiley comes to class on final exams day just totally unprepared and when asked to prove his talent, he just says that yesterday night he did everything his horoscope said not to do as a scientific experiment on superstitions and fables, and that if his hypothesis was wrong then Mars was going to crash on Earth any second now to force him to atone for his wrongs, all this while staring directly at Calix/Apollo/Hitan as if challenging them to criticize his experiment design (also relations of the idea to social science, science, astronomy, and mathematical probabilities)

-Galaxian-

Echowo · October 26, 2022 13:56:51

Lmao Apollo's just in the stands having a panic attack, clutching his heart and being like "dON'T BRING ME INTO THIS-"

Echowo · November 24, 2022 02:11:28

Silence: *content smile*

Malaika: "Oh, you look happy! Did something good happen?"

Silence: "Can't I just smile because I feel like it?"

Nivia: "Wiley tripped down the stairs."

Kaori: "Did you guys buy eggs like I asked?"

Francis: "Even better! :D"

Galaxian, holding up a chicken: "Here! Her name is Kyle! :D"

GalaxianExplosion · November 24, 2022 19:32:57

Plot twist: It's a rooster :-P

-Galaxian-