Idk this calzone looks like a mix being dumpling (due to how it's kinda folded) and the PB&J sandwiches I'd see in school cafeterias

I've seen flatter ones though? Those resemble Chinese pancakes I think.
The translation of "calzone" to Chinese is "Pizza dumpling" so yeah lol
Meanwhile, Pop-Tarts look kinda like crackers to me lol, with the sugary stuff smeared on top:

In any case, imo it feels kinda wrong ("wrong" is a little strong in this case though) to classify stuff as calzones just because of how many sides are closed up. Like, what if dumplings came before calzones (which I imagine is the case)? Same goes with the tangyuan from China or any other food fully enclosed. Idk, people do them, but personally I don't see this as an issue to get riled up over, and neither do any of my characters (including Wiley, if that surprises you) in actuality. xD And dw, this isn't me being unnecessarily serious about a topic. I know it's a joke, it's just kinda my voiced take on it since we don't usually speak about things like this.

-Galaxian-

I forgot to say that Poptarts have filling inside of them wjfjjsd

Apollo: "GERMAINE HELP, I LET HITAN BRAID MY HAIR AND THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN. IT'S ALL A KNOT."

Hitan: "IT'S A BRAID."

Apollo: "A KNOT ISN'T A BRAID."

Hitan: "So it's..."

Hitan: "...knot a braid?"

Apollo: "HITAN MY HAIR-"




Rai: "There is not enough time in the day."

Rai: *screentime is 15 hours and 21 minutes*




Wiley: "Cute date idea! We go to the aquarium. You point out all the fish you like. I immediately jump in the tank and fight them to win your affection."



Sollux: "Keep me in your thoughts <3"

Malaika: "What happened? Are you okay?"

Sollux: "Oh, nothing happened. I just want everyone to think about me <3"




Wiley: "I don't think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way through this one, guys."

Silence: "Manslaughter it is!"




Wiley: "While Alma is performing a musical, Imma hold tomatoes and sit real close to the stage to make him nervous."



Malaika: "How am I suppose to live laugh love in these conditions???"

Oh hey I looked at a post (the seating chart or smthn for this AU) and it's been one year! Happy Unofficial One-Year Anniversary, HPA! Here's a toast to the progress we've made in it lol

-Galaxian-

My disappointment in 0 reaction for the above aside (though logically, very justified)

Wiley:
Ending your essay with "In conclusion"--
-Overused
-Bland
-Predictable

Ending your essay with "And them's the facts"--
-Compelling
-Unexpected
-Confirms that those are indeed the facts
 

Silence, after begrudgingly becoming friends with everyone in the class: "Don't make me turn my character development around."

Silence: "Alright, that's IT. I'm evil again until YOU ALL STOP GETTING ON MY NERVES."



Wiley: "I hate it when people ask what sign I am. Like, bro, I'm a sign from God. Start running."



Hitan: "I miss the God Complex English class gave me."



Silence: "New year, new me!"

Silence: *burns off finger prints*



Wiley, glaring at Apollo: "NASA? Oh, you mean the cowards that would rather go to space than face what's in the ocean."

Apollo, nervously sweating:



Alma, trying to comfort Specter: "There's going to be a last time someone misgenders you! :3"

Malaika/Leaf Fronting: "When I smash their kneecaps in!"



Nivia, watching the Olympic ice skating: "Oh! That was so beautiful!"

Announcer: "This pathetic worm held her arm kinda weird on the landing. She has shamed her country and her family."

Nivia: "Oh... okay..."



Malaika: "The pope wears a big hat because Jesus is under there controlling him Ratatouille style!"



Francis: "I'll never forget the time at school, in art, that a girl found out her uncle went to jail from the newspapers we were going to use for an art project."



Alma: "People be like 'You changed!!!', like, bro. All I did was watch a new musical and stole the personality of the character I liked the most."



Leaf, accidentally fronting and getting stuck: "Which personality are you all going to get today!! The Bro, The Cry Baby, The Introvert, or The Carefree Babe! Stay tuned, folks!"

Lovelyn, sobbing from the mind space: "Please, we're in math and you don't know anything past the number eleven-

Leaf: (':



Murderer: "Any last words?"

Wiley: "From our short time together, do you think I'm unlovable?"

Murderer:



Alma: "My cousins have a life?"

Alma: "Like... I just thought they showed up for the holiday special..."



Wiley: "Did you know: According to scientists, in October the mitochondria turns into the frightochondria and becomes the haunted house of the cell?"


Galaxian: "If bears not friend then why friend shape? If not made for petting, why fluffy? If dangerous, why tiny ears? Hmm?"



Specter: "¿"

Alma: "I speak Spanish, let me translate: ?"



Adrik: "So apparently the 'Bad Vibes' I was feeling was actually severe phycological distress. Thank you all."

Me too when I found it on my Pinterest qjfnnsmfmd XD

Just learned the phrase "Alma mater" and somehow Wiley finds this hilarious?? Is it really that funny? Am I missing something??

-Galaxian-

Kiaane: Why are crabs wielding guns such a common internet phenomenon?
Raez: 'Cause they can't hold guns.
Wiley: Yet.

~

Sunny: Stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one is asking you to take your shirt off.
Wiley: Can't hear you, shirt's over my ears.

~

Rai: You're supposed to bump your fist against mine.
Raez: Why?
Rai: I'm told that it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Wiley, slurping spaghetti to the side: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

~

Wiley: I just tried to make a reservation at the library.
Rai: You don't need to make reservations at the l--
Wiley: But I couldn't get one.
Rai: Please stop talking
Wiley: It was fully...
Rai: Stop.
Wiley: ...booked.

~

Wiley: Do you guys eat burgers with or without the peel?
Raez: What the--

~

Wiley: "You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, 'That's a girl's name!' He shoots you. You have died from dissin' Terry."

Hitan, crying: "Please let me teach for ONE DAY-"

Sunny: "I wish Climate knew she didn't have to change for anyone"


Kaori: "Standing up too quickly temporarily gives me access to shrimp colors"

Wiley: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Idk if it makes sense but Wiley laughed so I guess it makes sense to him

-Galaxian-

Silence: "The term 'legal name's implies the existence of a better, sexier, Illegal Name."



Wiley: "Did Jesus use cash or credit to pay for our sins?"

Malaika: "He used Praypal."



Apollo: "Help, I'm broke, I spent all my money on coffee."

Apollo: "Jk, I have five dollars. Just enough for another coffee."

Apollo: "Help, I'm broke, I spent all my money on coffee."



Nivia, thoughtfully: "Mr. Yume, is ice skating just walking in cursive?"

Hitan: "I..."

Instead of having Silence completely illiterate, I will have Silence just have really bad reading comprehension and trouble understanding complex literature concepts and fiction/realistic fiction. They can read strictly directions/short sentences, so they would be good with science experiments (if they wanted to do said experiment, tho). They are also extremely good at world history and explaining timelines/the order of things in great detail. They can write very detailed, but also very VERY dry, kinda monotonous/neutral emotion, no positive or negative connotations. They would absolutely DIE in creative writing because they just can't understand or come up with fictional things/things that aren't real. They don't understand it at all and it's really frustrating to them to read anything that isn't documentation or research papers/essays, ya know?

That being said, they also find cartoons and anime and movies boring, and sometimes irritating when other people get emotional over them because they truly don't understand why someone would be emotional over them. I think the only person they don't find it irritating from is Nivia, but Nivia is the only person they have ever been able to empathize with (due to backstory). So most of the time, Silence gets extremely frustrated/upset with things that read or involve emotional connection/emotions and empathy/sympathy because they don't understand it

Although, they definitely are the type to like music, but mainly Angry Music or instrumentals. I think they would like the punk and heavy metal genres, but also classical music too

Idk how to explain things XD