Malaika: "I didn't summon a demon."

Sunny: "Then was is it?!"

Malaika: "A moron."

Wiley:



Silence, sobbing: "I'm an apex predator! I'm an apex predator!"

The seagull waddling closer and closer to them and their sandwich: (:



Wiley: "Thinkin' about becoming a weirdo 2nd amendment guy but for the third amendment. I'll just show up where the military is and yell at them about how they'll never sleep in my house."

Calix: "Guys, we need to talk about your professionalism."

Apollo, standing on a table beside Germaine and Hitan: "Bold words from the man standing in lava!"

Raez, about to head off on a trip with Wiles: You got everything? Keys? Wallet?
Wiley: Yes.
Raez: Friendship? Happiness?
Wiley: Reasonable amounts.
Raez: Mental stability?
Wiley: On and off.
Raez: Snacks?
Wiley: Oh yes.

~

Raez: You know what I like about you?
Wiley: I didn't even know you liked me! This is great news.
Wiley, calling his mom: Hey mom? Guess who has a friend!
Wiley:
Wiley: Okay, guess another person.

~
 

[through text]
Martin: alkdfljsdhjghgls
Kiaane: What is that?
Martin: It’s a keyboard smash!
Kiaane: How do I do it?
Martin: Just press anything!
Kiaane: 7

Rai: (*speaking in English*)
Wiley: I can speak English too :D
Raez: Really? We'd love to hear it
Wiley: Bonjour mon ami, vous êtes une belle grenouille~
Raez:
Raez: (*opens Google Translate*)
Raez: Okay, so I'm flattered that you think I'm a beautiful frog, but that's French
Wiley: Oh

~

Wiley: It's not illegal.
Police officer, staring into the trunk of Wiley's car, which is chock full of bread: But...it's just...there's so much,,,
Wiley: But it's not illegal.
Police officer:

~

Galaxian: Sensei, do you have a book about turtles?
Hitan: Hardback?
Galaxian: Yeah, with the little heads :3

~

Calix: Attention. Would you all like to keep talking during my class...
Calix: Or would you like to keep your kneecaps? (:?
42-A, specifically Wiley and Silence: (*shut up*)
Calix, turning calmly back to the whiteboard: That's what I thought.

~

Wiley: I SAID I WANTED MCDONALD'S.
Raez: ??? So I got you McDonald's?
Wiley: I MEANT LIKE A PORTION OF FRENCH FRIES OR SOMETHING. NOT THE ENTIRE COMPANY.

~

(3 A.M.)
Wiley, still standing on the window sill: Don't eyelashes count as facial hair?
Raez: You have 30 seconds to get down, close the window, and take out your mattress.

~

Cashier: That'll be 20 dollars
Wiley: I don't have the money
Cashier: ...I'm sorry, then. I can't sell this to you
Wiley: (*slides the cashier 20 dollars sneakily, like it's a bribe*)
Wiley: How 'bout now?
Cashier:
Rai, somewhere considerably far away: Wiles, stop messing with the civilians.

~

Raez: ...you can't just bring a knife to Friendly Trivia Night. Who does that?
Wiley: The prepared.

~

Random person in a random alleyway: Would you like to speak to God?
Wiley: God is dead. God remains dead. (*grabs person by the collar while continuing*) And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: Who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to--
Random person, backing away: I was just trying to sell you some drugs, but you made it weird.

~

The printer: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZQAKAKSAJSAJKASLLASKAAZZZJAKASKLASAKLS
Echo, afraid, with tears in her eyes: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please don't say that--

~

Instructor: Welcome to salsa class! Are you ready to learn how to dance?
Hitan: (*wheeling a grocery cart full of corn chips out of the studio*) I think there's been a misunderstanding--

~

(Wiley as a lawyer*)
Wiley: Your Honor, my client is trapped in a penny.
The judge: ...excuse me?
Wiley: He's in-a-cent.
The judge:
Wiley's client, covered in blood: Just convict me already.

~

Wiley, in a tuxedo: Sir, may I see your darkest red?
McDonald's employee: Sir, this is McDonald's. The 'darkest red' we have here is ketchup.
Wiley: Perfect.
Wiley: (*looks employee directly in the eyes as he downs an entire glass of ketchup*)

~

Kiaane, making a list of animals that escaped:
Zookeeper: The tigers should be your top priority.
Kiaane, scratching out "ducks" to write "tigers" instead: Of course.

~
 

Qbdjjajckskvld XD


Wiley: "It's illegal to be better looking than me!"

Sunny: "Well guys, it looks like we're all going to jail."

Last edited by Echo (August 12, 2021 21:42:01)

SpecterTheGreat wrote:

Does Hitan like chips and salsa :0

Maybe, but the greater possibility is that he somehow thinks romance can be earned through bribes

-Galaxian-
 

Hitan: "Silence, you are in detention today because you signed gang signs at Wiley."

Silence: "They ain't gang signs, it was sign language."

Hitan: "What were you saying?"

Silence: "(Beep) off you (beep)ing (beep)."

Hitan:

Hitan: "One problem was solved, but a new one arises."

I find it funny that in another IQ Hitan was the one distracting the students, Calix was the one stating the situation's necessity, and Germaine was the one staring in horror

-Galaxian-

Wiley: "If God isn't real, then why does the palm of man fit so perfectly against the throat of a goose?"

Raez: "...How do you know that information and still alive?"

I too know of this fact
Risk Prevention 100%

-Galaxian-

Wiley and Silence: *throwing pencil at each other*

Germaine: "Can you two be a little bit more mature, please?"

Silence, at the top of their lungs: "TAXES!" *decks Wiley*

Malaika, worriedly: Alma said his girlfriend cheated on him so they broke up
Specter:
Specter: Which girl?
Malaika:
Malaika: I'll tell you but we will have to convince Rai to shut down the security cameras so there's no evidence

Calix: "You're going to be introduced to some uncomfortable ideas in here and we'll tackle sensitive issues, but I expect everyone to be adults about it."

Entire class: *general whispering*

Calix: "Okay, first topic: A poptart- is it a calzone?"

Entire class: *GENERAL OUTRAGE*

Hitan: Gymnastics being the ultimate metaphor for life: The limbs, outstretched; the joy of sinewy muscles; the balance beam being the balance between light and dark; and of course, the rings, the eternal, infinite, endless hope knowing that by elevating oneself, one is able to assume the position of a deity on Earth, yet slightly above Earth--floating, separate but connected.
Iollan: What--