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Basket Cat · February 2, 2021 11:35:40

(true)

Basket Cat · February 3, 2021 12:51:18

Time: The weather here isn't that bad!
Chronos: The water in our lake will cut you.

ThreePunchAxel · February 3, 2021 13:37:17

Ark: *yelling* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!
Time: What did you fix?
Ark: Everything!
*a forest burns in the background*
Ark: Except that.

Basket Cat · February 3, 2021 17:41:52

Ark: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Galaxian: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Marx: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Silence, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Alma: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Alma: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FRICK happened to you?!
Silence, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Alma: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!
Alma: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Silence, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

Basket Cat · February 3, 2021 17:44:57

A.A: Where are you going?
Cheetah: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there

GalaxianExplosion · February 4, 2021 12:22:27

Wiley: How much could I possibly owe you? Fifty, sixty bucks?
Rai: Two thousand, four hundred and thirty seven dollars.
Wiley: DOLLARS?! Wait, of course dollars. Why was that the part I was surprised by?

SpecterTheGreat · February 4, 2021 12:24:24

Darnit Wiley what did you do to amass such a debt

GalaxianExplosion · February 4, 2021 13:55:28

Akuma: Reminder that all sentences must have a noun, verb, and the phrase "foolish mortals."

ThreePunchAxel · February 4, 2021 14:25:41

Akuma: I have an idea.
Hitan: Is it murder?
Akuma: I no longer have an idea.

GalaxianExplosion · February 4, 2021 20:36:21

Galaxian: You believe me, sir?
Benigno: Galaxian, you are one of the only good deities remaining in this universe. I’d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

GalaxianExplosion · February 4, 2021 20:37:57

Galaxian: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Hitan: How can you still say that?
Galaxian: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

GalaxianExplosion · February 4, 2021 20:39:08

Wiley: I like to scream for the entire duration of horror movies in the theater so I’m not caught off guard.

GalaxianExplosion · February 4, 2021 20:41:27

Probably just some person whose business Galaxian poked his nose into, as per usual: How would you feel if I interfered in YOUR personal life?!
Galaxian: I’d hate it. That’s why I, cleverly, have no personal life.

GalaxianExplosion · February 5, 2021 00:43:31

Sunny: You see that, Sollux? Everything the light touches will be yours someday.
Sollux: The lights are off.
Sunny: Exactly.

GalaxianExplosion · February 5, 2021 00:50:05

(This is kinda a past I.Q. BUT I.Q.s have no expiration dates so)

Galaxian: Be sure to leave your brain to science when you die, Mr. Kokumajutsu
Galaxian: After all, they’re the ones with the microscopes it would take to find it.

GalaxianExplosion · February 5, 2021 01:00:29

The Mamba: Why do you always wear black?
The A.A.: I’m in mourning for my life.

GalaxianExplosion · February 5, 2021 01:01:02

Young Sollux: Shopping is always so fun. It’s a great stress reliever.
Young Sunny: (…I feel like losing money would INCREASE my stress, not ease it…)

GalaxianExplosion · February 5, 2021 01:03:29

The A.A.: Give a man fire and he’ll be warm for a day.
The Cheetah, thoughtfully: …Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
The A.A.: (...)

GalaxianExplosion · February 5, 2021 01:05:17

Baldr: No one ever believes me when I’m telling the truth.
Baldr: I suppose it’s the curse of being a devastatingly handsome man.

Basket Cat · February 6, 2021 16:14:33

Lianhuan: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Jenny: I beg to differ
Lianhuan: Then Beg

Echowo · February 15, 2021 19:53:15

Francis: "How do you make someone holy?"

Francis, cracking his knuckles and getting ready to deck his biological father: "You beat the freaking hell out of them!"

Basket Cat · February 16, 2021 10:29:09

No, no, he's got a point

Time · February 16, 2021 13:53:21

He's going to punch holes through a person

GalaxianExplosion · February 17, 2021 03:07:58

The Cheetah: Why is the A.A. sharpening their sword so loudly?
The Mamba: to let us know that no one helps them in this house

The Mamba: Why are you acting like this, sir? Did I offend you in some way?
Galaxian: YOU JUST STABBED MY FRIEND!

GalaxianExplosion · February 17, 2021 03:28:30

Wiley, still awake at 3 A.M.: If you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are effectively a chicken tender
Rai, wide awake, staring at the ceiling:

Raez: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?
Raez: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.
Raez: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.

Echowo · February 18, 2021 02:23:52

Solaris: "Think I could throw this egg into the jar?" :3

Silence: "Pfft, no." (:

Solaris, chucking it at Alois and nailing him in the head: "Guess you were right!"

Last edited by Echo (February 18, 2021 02:30:09)

GalaxianExplosion · February 18, 2021 03:14:45

Sunny: Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
Sollux and August, chorusing: We don't like you anyway

GalaxianExplosion · February 18, 2021 03:17:28

(During karaoke)
Iollan: R. E. S. P. E. C. T! Find out what that means to me!
Hitan: R. E. S. P. t. s. d.
Iollan:
Hitan:
Iollan: You okay, buddy?
Hitan: Let's just finish the song

GalaxianExplosion · February 18, 2021 03:21:17

Kenyon: Why is Sollux carrying around a potted plant?
Sunny: She asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making her carry that to make up for all the oxygen she wasted

GalaxianExplosion · February 18, 2021 03:27:34

Wiley: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
Rai: Y'know, sometimes even I wonder if your mind works.