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Basket Cat · December 17, 2021 10:47:56

GalaxianExplosion wrote:
Little Ryoo: Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shephards its certainty.
Kiaane, hanging out with her and honestly getting misled to think that this is how normal people talk:

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Oh gods poor Kiaane

Time · December 17, 2021 15:58:44

That's kinda funny ngl

Basket Cat · December 25, 2021 14:02:09

Kiaane, after being around Ryoo too long: I am lost, unable to find food or shelter, and unable to complete the task that was given to me by my brethren. This place is but a wild and untamed jungle.
Eny: You're literally on main street.

GalaxianExplosion · December 25, 2021 18:55:08

xD

-Galaxian-

Basket Cat · December 26, 2021 21:28:25

Ryoo: We're so close we finish each other's--
Kiaane, spacing out: ...seafood.
Ryoo:
Kiaane:
Ryoo:
Kiaane: Where's the sushi

GalaxianExplosion · December 26, 2021 22:35:13

Maybe they did finish each other's seafood. Who are we to judge xD

-Galaxian-

GalaxianExplosion · December 30, 2021 23:37:55

Kradly: Father, your blithe way of looking at things…
Lumi: Is wrong!
Kradly: Your abilities to love and be loved…
Lumi: Are missing!

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Wiley: You can egg someone with an egg, but you can’t potato them with a potato.
Raez: You can brain someone, but not with a brain.
Wiley: You can butt someone with your head, but not head someone with your butt.
Raez: You can clock someone with a clock, but the two senses of the word are unrelated. To clock means to strike the face, not with a clock.
Wiley: You can stone someone with stones, if you have more than one.
Rai: Okay, what the heck, guys.

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Raez: Wiley, what the...??
Wiley: Oh, so now only roosters are allowed to start off the day with screaming?

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Raez: I’m a simple man. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.
Wiley: It's only one serving if you’re serving it all to yourself at once
Raez: For once, I like the way you think

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Dion: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on?
Raez: It's kinda complicated, but Wiley--
Dion: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Raez: Do you ever think before you speak?
Wiley: Oh yes, I think, "Haha, that's funny," and then I say it.

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Raez: Got bit by a snake. What do I do?
Wiley: Elevate and apply pressure
Raez, lifting the snake real high: Apologize or else

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GalaxianExplosion · December 31, 2021 22:42:19

Kiaane: what would you do if someone came here with five puppies, five kittens, and five kits
Ryoo:
Ryoo: What's in that box?
Kiaane: I think you know.

Basket Cat · January 1, 2022 10:37:32

djkghf these two

GalaxianExplosion · January 8, 2022 14:49:19

Sunny: The next time I open up to someone will be during my autopsy.

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Ryoo: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Kiaane: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

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Basket Cat · January 9, 2022 11:08:39

Echowo · January 17, 2022 13:57:01

Genesis: "My natural neutral expression always makes me look like I'm in a bad mood, which is convenient because it's true."

Echo: "Papá, I'm sorry I broke your glasses..."

Alma: "It's okay. I've seen enough, anyway."

Alois: "Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked hard on those!"

Silence: "When you're feeling down, remember the three G's! You can be stressed and depressed, but at least you'll be fabulously dressed!"

Kradly: "Si, none of those start with G..."

Silence: "Toxic masculinity implies the existence of 'Oops I Did It Again masculinity' and 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' masculinity."

Francis: "There are three ways to solve conflict-"

Lumi: "Gun!"

Silence: "Knife."

Kradly: "Blackmail?"

Francis: "Why do I even bother."

Genesis: "I wanna be a reverse Tooth Fairy: Rob people and scatter teeth on their beds."

Alma: "Like a dentist."

Alois: "I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but you should probably contact the police."

Silence: "They call it a heart beet because your heart looks like a beet."

Last edited by Echo (January 17, 2022 14:27:45)

Basket Cat · January 17, 2022 14:05:44

I was going to list more types of masculinity before remembering I don't know any Britney Spears songs lol

Echowo · January 17, 2022 14:26:47

Silence: "Hello McDonalds. Later, I am going to buy 130 Mcnuggets. Prepare yourself."

Kradly: "How's your day going?"

Francis: "Great until around 4pm."

Kradly: "Aw, what happened at 4pm?"

Francis: "I woke up."

Solaris: "Pick a card."

Silence: "Okay! :D"

Solaris: "NOT MY CREDIT CARD???"

Genesis: "I'm going on a date!"

Alois: *rolls eyes* "Good for you."

Genesis: "Good for US. I'm picking you up at 7, bastard."

Raez: "Are you an 'arr' pirate or a 'yo ho ho' pirate?"

Rai: "I'm a 'not paying money for Photoshop' pirate."

Silence: "I would be unstoppable if law enforcement and physics didn't exist."

Kradly: "And we're enterally glad for both of those things."

Silence: "If you're lucky enough to not be stabbed, your internal organs will forever be in darkness."

Lumi: "NOT IF I SWALLOW THIS GLOW STICK WHOLE."

Solaris: "Si... What kind of tea is this?"

Silence: "Huh? Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade."

Alois: "I'm going to get my life together."

Genesis: "Spoiler alert! They did not get their life together! They instead got super drunk and fought a racoon!"

Solaris: "I got Tarot Cards! Does anyone want a reading?"

Alois: "Those are Pokémon cards..."

Solaris: "You got a Squirtle, and it means screw off!"

Raez: "Wiley uses humor to deflect trauma."

Wiley: "Aw, thanks!"

Raez: "It wasn't a compliment."

Wiley: "What I'm hearing is that you think I'm funny."

Basket Cat · January 18, 2022 11:08:14

These made my day ngl

Echowo · January 18, 2022 12:04:58

Aww XD wjnfnwkfme

Echowo · January 18, 2022 12:20:35

Rai: "'Password is weak'? Yeah, well, so is my memory, so let me keep it."

Alma: "I'm gonna say 'Candyman' five times and Genesis is going to say 'Beetlejuice' three times. We're going to make them fight."

Alois: "See if you can get Bloody Mary in on it too."

Silence: "Just got kicked out of Starbucks because an old lady pointed at me and said 'Oh, look, there's Dracula in the corner' and I couldn't resist the urge to throw hands."

Francis, after struggling to open a water bottle: "Maybe I'm too soft for this world..."

Silence: "Actually it's pronounced 'jaslight'. You've been pronouncing it wrong the whole time."

Francis: "Okay, but all I've done today is sleep."

Francis: "Woke up at, like, noon. Ate lasagna. Went back to sleep."

Silence: "Method actor Garfield Kinnie."

Basket Cat · January 26, 2022 11:31:05

Raez: This roller is unstable
Wiley: That's why it's called a roller. I believe the word you're looking for is 'box.'

Echowo · March 7, 2022 04:20:45

Francis: "Self-care is stupid. I want to beat my father with his own bones."

Solaris: "I'm psychic btw, I saw everything coming and didn't say anything about it."

Solaris: "I'm shy /:"

Persephone: "It be like that sometimes."

Church congregation: "And sometimes like that it be."

Genesis: "We're engaged."

Alois: "IN COMBAT."

Silence: "Mamaaaaa, just killed a man. Put a gun to his head, said, "Vibe Check", now he's dead..."

Last edited by Echo (March 7, 2022 16:10:29)

Basket Cat · March 9, 2022 13:41:13

mmmmmmAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Last edited by Basket Cat (March 9, 2022 13:41:22)

Echowo · March 12, 2022 22:12:37

Lumi: "You SUCK."

Krad: "You SUCK MORE."

Lumi: "I went to church today JUST TO PRAY ON YOUR DOWNFALL."

-five minutes later-

Lumi: "Mom made pancakes."

Krad: "Okay, I'm coming."

Basket Cat · March 21, 2022 12:33:03

Alma: I fear no man...but that...thing...
*Having no adopted children to take care of*
Alma: It scares me.

Echowo · March 21, 2022 21:20:31

Qjbfjqkckwkf it's true

Basket Cat · March 22, 2022 08:42:16

Phantom: WHAT ARE THOSE??
Alma: They are my CROCS.

Silence: I smell pENNIES--

Echo: The doctor said all the bleeding is internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

Silence: It's even bigger in person!
*one of those big electric cable towers*
Phantom: Yep, the Eiffel Tower.

Silence: Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? wHERE--

Alma: You want a healthy snack, Silence?
Silence: I want Chipotle
Alma:
Alma: I said a hEaLthY sNaCk--

Echowo · March 23, 2022 14:51:30

Silence: "Eboy this, Egirl that... And what am I? An Ediot."

Ruin: "Oh Father, who art in heaven, Baja be thy Blast-"

Genesis: "Romeo, my bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo."

Alois:

Phantom: "If I get shot, do I own the bullet?"

Phantom: "Can I keep it"

Basket Cat · March 23, 2022 14:53:58

nO hOmEo

That Phantom one is surprisingly accurate

Basket Cat · March 23, 2022 14:55:24

Silence: I'M MAKING F****** MAC N' CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

Echowo · March 23, 2022 15:01:37

Solaris: *walks across grass in crow form*

Violeta, in tears: "Superb you funky little death omen"

Phantom: "You call it 'death', I call it a Vibe Check from the gods."

Silence: "WHAT THE HECK IS AN 'XX' OR 'XY' CROME OF ZONE??? THE ONLY LETTERS I HAVE IN MY BODY ARE 'S' 'W' 'A' AND 'G'."

Basket Cat · March 23, 2022 15:03:29

I swear seeing birds walking is one of the funniest things to me and I will never get tired of it

ThreePunchAxel · March 24, 2022 11:01:33

Ark: I'm going to beat you with the power of magic and this gun i found