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Sat Mar 28 22:14:51  #1


GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Lianhuan: (*hits hand on table*) OUCH, MY ARMKLE! >
Heaven: …Your what now?
Jenny: (*sighs*) His wrist.
 
Chronos: (*learns Lianhuan knows 5+ different dialects of Chinese*)
Chronos: What dialect do you think Lianhuan thinks with?

Jenny: Bold of you to assume he thinks.
  
August: I’m a total failure.
Sunny: Yes, you are.
August: I just screwed up really badly.
Sunny: Yes, you did.
August: I could use some words of encouragement.
Sunny: Yes, you could.
 
Galaxian: Being cute is really hard because even when you’re angry, people just kinda giggle at you and say, “Aw you’re so cute when you’re angry”. Like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.

The A.A.: He died of natural causes
The Raccoon: You pushed him off of a cliff
The A.A.: Right. Gravity’s natural.
  
Lianhuan, to the Clocktower mages, when they first met: Some of you guys are so nice and friendly, but if it comes down to it, I would not hold back in a sword battle. And if you steal my ice cream, my ghost will haunt you. Please keep these in your thoughts I love you
 
The A.A., on one of their more sane days: How can you just eat while there’s that dead guy just laying over there?
The Mamba: What, is that rude? Do I have to share?
  
Sunny: Roses are red, violets are blue...sunflowers are yellow...tulips come in all kinds of colors...daffodils are also yellow.
Blair: Was that supposed to be a poem?
Sunny: No, I just like flowers.
 
Rai: Where did all my cupcakes go?
Dion: They’re gone, I’m sorry.
Dion: If it makes you feel any better, they weren’t very good.

Rai: …so you ate all of them anyway?
 
The A.A.: I sent good vibes your way.
The A.A.: They are coming.
The A.A.: There is no way to stop them.

The Mamba: …This is the most threatening way I have ever been cheered up.
 
Galaxian: I never know what to say at funerals.
Hitan: Just say “I’m sorry for your loss”, then move on.
Galaxian, later, at a funeral: I’m sorry for your loss, move on.
 
Dion: Can I have the salt?
Rai: What do you say?
Dion: NOW.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
 

Sat Mar 28 22:29:22  #2


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Can I also add some when I find them? Perhaps carry over the ones I posted on the wikia? :-D?


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Sat Mar 28 22:33:27  #3


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

((I don't see any problem with that.

-Galaxian-


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Sat Mar 28 22:52:52  #4


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Mamba: Hey, you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
A.A.: You're a hazard to society.
Cheetah: And a coward. Do twenty!

Helen: How do you politely tell someone you want to hit them with a brick?
Hitan: One wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls. Repeatedly.
Helen: that's the most beautiful thing I have heard

Sollux: I'm an idiot.
Sunny:
Sollux:
Sunny:
Sunny:
Sunny:
Sunny
: If you're waiting for me to say you aren't, then this is going to be a looooong night.

A.A.: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.
Cheetah and Mamba: No.
A.A.: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

Yvonne: sorry i overslept
Chronos: It's,,,,, 4:30 P.M. 

August: If kinetic energy converts to thermal energy, how hard do I have to slap a chicken to cook it?

Chan, showing Galaxian how to use a phone: Okay, first of all, go to the app store.
Galaxian: *stands up*
Chan: Wait, where are you going?
Galaxian: You said go to the app store. Is it far?

Kenyon, parking the car: Can you get a table for us?
Sollux and August: Sure!
...A few minutes later...
Sollux and August, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR!
Sunshine: WHAT THE-

Ishmael: Physically? Yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

Judge: You’re charged with breaking into a pet store?
Ishmael, with his lips right on the mic: I thought the puppies might be lonely, Your Honor.


Rai: You’re standing on thin ice.
Dion: I’m standing on the floor.
Rai: It’s an expression.
Dion: It’s a carpet.


Time: Yvonne, you’re late again.
Yvonne: sorry, my alarm didn’t go off.
Time: Maybe it’s time to get a new alarm clock!
Yvonne: nah, it works fine. i just didn’t set it.


Specter: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Galaxian: That’s called murder and I'm pretty sure it's illegal.


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Sat Mar 28 23:07:13  #5


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

A.A.: Hey, what are all those dead bodies doing there?
Mamba: Honestly, not much.

Sollux: Hey, Sunny, do you believe in a better life after death?
Sunny: It depends.
Sunny: After whose death?
Sollux: ...no.

Silverskies: Alright, now that's done. Let's hug it out. C'mon, group hug!
Skylight: *grumble and group hug*
Miku: Okay who just took my wallet?
Javier: ...sorry.

Hunter: I have invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game.
Helen: Knife monopoly?
Hunter: ...Actually I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested, so continue.


Mamba: Why... am I not... a banana?
A.A.: Because your genetic code dictates that you are a human. However, you should be pleased to know that most races share 30 to 40 percent of their DNA with bananas.
Mamba: Thanks man!
Cheetah: Are you saying some creatures are ten percent more banana than other creatures?

Panda: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Raven: What is?
Panda: If I ever woke up as a donut...
Raven: You’d eat yourself.
Panda: I wouldn’t even question it.

Helen: Here’s your Mac and Bees!
Hitan: ...Do you mean Mac and cheese?
Helen, struggling to keep the lid closed: Y'know that makes a lot more sense now that I think about it,

Computer: *makes error sound*
Dion: *repeats error sound mockingly*

Heaven: Why are you so nice to everyone?
Yvonne: it takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown.
Heaven: So you’re just lazy?

Germaine, banging on door: Echo, open up!
Echo, in a sad tone: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Germaine: That's not what I-
Alma: No, let her finish.

Aria: Do you have any pets?
Ishmael: *remembering girls like someone sensitive* I have a kitten.
Aria: What's his name?
Ishmael: *remembering girls like someone tough* Chainsaw.

Person: Have a good day! :D
Sunny: Don't tell me what to do.

Hitan: Helen, add ‘zucchini’ to that shopping list.
Helen: *writing* Z-U-K-
Hitan: Nope.
Helen: Z-O-O-K-
Hitan: No…
Helen: Let’s get corn instead.

Echo: Last night I opened the windows and let all the mosquitoes in. Then I closed them and went to sleep outside.
Echo: It's called "confusing the enemy".


Doctor: We couldn't save your arm in the surgery... we're sorry.
Dion: But you said I was going to be alright!
Doctor: Well, your left arm is gone... so you're gonna be "all right" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Sun Mar 29 01:44:17  #6


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Ahhh yes.

The funny is here.


Time.
I love my pfp (its no longer new)
 

Fri Apr 3 14:49:17  #7


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Azlyn: I don't care for that look of yours.
Galaxian, glaring: And I don't care for that existence of yours, yet here we are.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Sat Apr 4 07:55:00  #8


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Lol


🧋🧋Boba be M I N E🧋🧋

Signed: Your local derp
~ Fallon
 

Sun Apr 5 11:38:29  #9


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Wiley: You can never lose an argument by saying, "shut up, nerd" at the end.
Rai: Yes you can.
Wiley: shut up, nerd.

Last edited by GalaxianExplosion (Sun Apr 5 11:38:41)


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Tue Apr 7 14:23:46  #10


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

The Cheetah: I just found out a neat trick! If you bake a brownie but don't cut it, you can eat the whole slab and still say you ate once piece!
The Cheetah, a while later: Do Not Do This.


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Tue Apr 7 14:28:14  #11


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

(The Mamba: Why not?)
(The A.A.: No.)


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Tue Apr 7 15:26:35  #12


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Galaxian: Psst, Mr. Benigno!
Benigno: What?
Galaxian: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Benigno: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Galaxian: Oh. Well, you don't have to wear it--
Benigno: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Tue Apr 7 15:45:46  #13


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

The CDs: we have you're friends
Galaxian: *your
The CDs: you dont understand, were gonna kill them unless you give us $500,000
Galaxian: *we're

Last edited by SpecterTheGreat (Wed Apr 8 10:55:40)


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Tue Apr 7 16:00:09  #14


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Baldr: I never brag.
Aeorius: You once called yourself 'proof that the gods exist'.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Thu Apr 16 21:41:15  #15


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

The Mamba: My therapist told me time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him. I'm still waiting.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Thu Apr 16 23:52:51  #16


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Bruh.


Time.
I love my pfp (its no longer new)
 

Thu Apr 16 23:54:09  #17


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

(I feel like you read that with your perpetual disappointment expression)


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Fri Apr 17 19:23:54  #18


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

That's probably why the Mamba's mental state hasn't improved.

But the therapist wasn't wrong. If the wound wasn't fatal, then it would have healed with time. And if it was cared for too.


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Fri Apr 17 19:27:36  #19


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

But if it's a fatal wound, it's still a wound

-Galaxian-


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Fri Apr 17 19:30:30  #20


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Exactly. Which proves that the therapist's words, if taken literally, were wrong (which makes my statement wrong but you get what I mean xD).
Lol I feel like I turned this into a discussion. lol.


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Sun Apr 19 19:21:07  #21


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

No one:
No one at all:

Galaxian, walking into a room: I was born at a young age!


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Mon Apr 20 19:18:29  #22


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Is galaxian really one of those, "I'm 14 and this is deep" people?


Time.
I love my pfp (its no longer new)
 

Mon Apr 20 19:30:00  #23


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

(I have no idea what that reference is xD)


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Mon Apr 20 21:02:38  #24


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Hitan, about GGaD as a play: It's a great play about crushed dreams.

Benigno: Presents are a great way to show someone how much you care.
Benigno: It's like this tangible thing you can point to and say,
Benigno: "Hey, man, I love you this many dollars' worth."


Kiaan, during a Thaohal meeting: Okay, count me in as "Who cares?"
 


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Mon Apr 20 21:07:48  #25


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Nagesh: I think this is the perfect opportunity for all of us to participate in some really intense, psychologically revealing conversations.

Baldr: I saved a life. My own. Does this make me a hero? I can't really say. But yes.

Wiley, when someone enters his lab: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!
Rai: (*laughs*) Totally!


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Mon Apr 20 21:14:39  #26


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Galaxian, to Senshei: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

Raez, to Blu: There may or may not be--but definitely is--a mutiny forming.

Rai: How do I ask her out?
Wiley: Give her an ultimatum. Tell her she needs to make a choice.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Mon Apr 20 21:24:23  #27


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Kiaan: Hello, welcome to the guild meeting. Today we are going to be discussing...
Elio: (*whispers*) Building loyalty.
Kiaan: Killing royalty.

Raez: So now that I have your attention--
Rai: You do not have my attention.
Raez: Anima
Rai: I'm listening

Benigno: There is only one thing worse than dying.
Benigno: (*pulls out card that says "Baldr dying"*)

Mayin: Baldr.
Benigno: No.

Rai: [taps pen against desk]
Raez: [smiles, taps finger against desk]
Wiley: Stop it.
Rai: Stop what?
Wiley: You're talking about me in Morse code. Joke's on you. I know Morse code.
Raez: Yeah, that's exactly what we did. In our very limited free time, we went and took a class on a very outmoded, very unnecessary form of communication just so we can talk about you in front of you.
Rai, later, to Dion: That's exactly what we did.


Life is not beautiful;
There is no such thing as a beauteous life.
Being unable to breathe smoothly
Is proof of being alive.
     Thread Starter
 

Tue Apr 21 01:11:37  #28


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

Ah yes.
Morse code.


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

Tue Apr 21 12:07:36  #29


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

beep beep

beeep beep


Time.
I love my pfp (its no longer new)
 

Tue Apr 21 14:24:19  #30


Re: GGaD Incorrect Quotes

-.-- . ...


Speck💙
Sometimes I wish I could lend you my shoes
Lend you my life, and lend you my truth
But sometimes the truth is just my point of view
Not what is real, and not what is true
 

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