- AshTheAvaricious
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Re: somebody stole my garlic bread - Ash's homethread
the parts that beat
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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There are none, am I missing something?
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:3
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- Time
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Something something "You aren't seeing the truth?"
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something something eat the absestos in your walls
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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abs
-Galaxian-
The unlikely
and the unimaginable
have indeed
transpired quite regularly
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Abs <3
Echo
he/him xe/xem
Hektor's #1 Simp, Live Laugh Love Hektor
lil angst gumdrop
“If he be Mr. Hyde,” he had thought, “I shall be Mr. Seek.”
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you are all so means to me.
unrelated i got elden ring on my computer and started a new playthrough
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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I was thinking of posting the original photo of this meme but I still don't know how out of pocket I can be on this website.
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Time
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hhhrrrrrnnnnnnggggggggg
hollow knight!!
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Silk song will never come out.
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i am going to kill you with my bare hands and this rock i found
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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AshTheAvaricious wrote:
i am going to kill you with my bare hands and this rock i found
🤓
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pancake burger
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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elden ring dlc gameplay trailer dropped today and now i must do a crucible knight playthrough because we're getting the dive attack and i really want to use it. june 21st. hehehehehhehehehehehehehhehehehhehee
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- Time
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dunno the lore but malaria 2?
Also I wanted to learn more about Miquella so that's cool
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there's probably gonna be a bit about mohg and miquella and the crucible. since we're entering the realm of shadow through miquella, whom is in the mohgwyn dynasty, and some of the bosses look like they're from the age of the crucible
and they're introducing a new guy that is very red and possibly connected to mohg, messmer the impaler
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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So so so so sosososososo. been thinking more about the dlc trailer. messmer has the eyes of a dragon. he's partaken in dragon communion. also, it's incredibly likely that he's of the golden lineage, from godfrey's age. he is a demigod associated with serpents, and the duelists who are former gladiators in the colosseums were dressed with the iconography of serpents to mock the traitor. and rykard's treachery wasn't revealed until near the shattering war so it wasn't him they mocked. unfortunately i don't think he's connected to mohg at all since he is his own demigod, and not an agent of mohg/an aspect of miquella corrupted by mohg's meddling. he does seem possibly connected to miquella however, since they are shown to be similiar in some way
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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i cannot wait to find out about the gouged man. he seems to have similiar iconography to gideon ofnir, and he's obviously important since he got to show up twice instead of just once. the only other two are demigods central to the plot, miquella the unalloyed and messmer the impaler. he's been split apart and striken through by a golden light, similiar to marika's crucifixion. what is his deal, why is he important enough to be put on equal footing with the driving forces of the dlc's plot? is he gideon, now decrepit and pierced through? it's not even clear if he or the golden light is the force pulling it out of his head. the dominant hand has been pierced, is it that his arm was grown through and forced into motion?
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- AshTheAvaricious
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you may have noticed that i do not talk much, that is because of the wizard's curse.
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Thread Starter- Time
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Does bro get repetitively sealed away?
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Key* idk if I ever clarified this but just in case from here on out:
I ain't trying to discriminate, I believe that bro has evolved into a term used for all genders, and have seen it be used for all sorts of people on both the internet and irl
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i have been afflicted by springtime disease
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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SAMEE
I think it's spreading around my campus
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Oh wait I thought you just meant like the cold or something that's an actual different thing sorry. Hope you get better soon.
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i understand those words but not in that order
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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The power of punctuation!
Oh wait... I thought you just meant like the cold or something. Springtime Disease/Lethargy an actual different thing.
Sorry. Hope you get better soon.
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i was just saying that i was sick because it is spring and that is the season where i get sick
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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Oh well then:
SAMEE
I think a cold spreading around my campus as well.
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getting my bones removed tomorrow
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AAAaaaaand i've reverted. Yay! there was too much sand in my lungs, anyways.
I am made of Ash and Bones and a little bit of meat. I can also be called Draki but I am not made of draco yet.
refer to me in the same manner the french refer to flesh.
okay that's all i'm going to cast divine skeleton bone blast now
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